Life...Imperfections and Consequences

I thought I would be complete if...

a) The Ekamatra boys ask me out

b) My father/mother say yes everytime I ask for extra money to buy 'Sheila Majid'

c) Nobody disturb me when I'm watching cerita cina at 6pm 'Man In The Net' or 'Police Cadet'

d) If I wear BM2000 Turbo shoes to school

e) Have the best collection of stamps amongst my neighbour friends

f) Can dance like Jennifer Beals 'Flashdance...What A Feeling'

g) Own a variety of 'Game & Watch' games...Mickey Mouse,Popeye,Octopuss

h) The New Kids On The Block boys...namely Jordan Knight meminang me

i) Can go to any funfair without father giving me that dirty look

j) I can watch Dynasty without having my mother nagging 'tu cerita orang tua-tua'. For goodness sake, I need to know about what happen in the Carrington family household without getting engrossed to the locking lips and saliva swapping scene...apa la

k) I can turn into Incredible Hulk when my brother 'sakat' me

l) Wan Zaleha send me Card Raya and invite me to her house

m) I suddenly discovered that I am just 'anak angkat' to parents and my real parents are multi billionaire (tu la,banyak benar tengok cerita Indonesia)

n) I am the 'anak orang kaya yang kesepian tanpa perhatian mak bapak' when the parents busy memanjang and become jahat.But instead of become jahat, I would be happy if my parents continue working and I'm quite happy to stay at home habiskan harta without being jahat...(common case in Drama Melayu kan?)

o) I always have money to buy Twisties,Ding Dang, Kum Kum and all that Mat Sentul junk foods

p) I'll think of some more...

After 33 years of age, have I completed ?

a) None of the Ekamatra boys asked me out.In fact, after their 2nd album,the become invicible and after few years of 'minat nak mati' I can proudly say to the boys...ahhh..tak heran.

b) This never happened. I ikat perut to buy all the cassettes from Dimensi Baru,Emosi,Warna,Legenda bla..bla...worst of all, I masih kena sindir dengan my relative...Sheila Majid tu kayo dek kau.

c) I will always get disturbed and ultimately,TV akan ditutup dengan rakusnya oleh my father.His reason has always been, siap for Maghrib.Tak baik tengok TV dekat nak Maghrib.Habislah impian nak jadi Do Do Cheng.

d) My mother kata, kasut tu, kasut budak lelaki. Pakai kasut ni..(Pallas Zap on) yang sungguh common itu.

e) My stamps selalu kena curi dengan my brother and he left me with the stamps Malaysia gambar Sultan tu.

f) I can't dance at all.

g) My parents kata that game membazirkan duit. Ye lah..sebijik cost about $48.00

h) Jordan Knight? Pinang I? Ayam pun nak tergelak...

i) My father's view on funfair is 'mengarut' or 'takde faedah'. But, I honestly think that he don't want to part with his money.

j) Sometimes I managed to watched it when my mother tidurkan my adik.

k) I only managed to berak green aja.But,for revenge,I'm quite good at cooking up a sadistic story for my father to belasah him.

l) She never did.

m) I am my parents biological daughter eventhough how hard they pukul me.

n) Mimpi lah...

o) I can only borong the Mat Sentul junk foods when my Datuk kayo from Indonesia visits...

p) I will think of some more...