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Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Hate & It's Crime

Trust me, I am very busy. As much as I like to memenuhkan nafkah batin Ani BNS and Kiah, end of financial year here in England is the most dreadful time as ever. Time like this I hate my work. I don't hate my profession though. I just hate work and the people who I reported to. For now, for this month and for this time of the year.

Most recently, like anyone else or the majority at least, I am starting to hate the Kirams. Yes, they are still at large. The one who barks but refuse to get their hands dirty and their body maimed. Lahanat. The self called Sultan look nothing but ordinary Pak Aji from Kampung Terachi. Tak cukup dengan dia membebel mintak balik hak nya, another of his, self styled princess (princess abah kau!) Jacel Kiram pun tolong menyalak jugak...but dalam rangkaian burung biru ajelah.

Weeks ago, some bapak orang yang sebelum ni kulu kilir teman anak dia yang sakit jubur tu bersumpah laknat bagai, tetiba kata...anaknya membohong pasal sakit jubur tu. Laaa....dan dengan itu, dia perlu membuat press conference. Sipesakit jubur tu kata apaknya kena guna.

Can I say, this is politics for you?

People in power, kita ni dah masuk tahun 2013. It is very unfortunate that people like MP Kote Belit and Ibrahim Ali exist in Malaysia. Before we had Datuk Trio with their video pendidikan and all of a sudden, porn is legal on TV3. As long as pelakon nya si sakit belakang tu.

Agak-agaknya, adakah kita heran siapa cucuk bontot siapa, siapa bersumpah laknat, siapa yang suka cakap meraban dan membuat komen bodoh dalam parlimen? Tak kot.

Ada sorang adik tu, tak habis-habis dari tahun 1998 nak bukak rahsia abang nya. Modal dia adalah rahsia abangnya tu. Dan kita sebagai rakyat marhaen ni terpaksalah jugak menengok dan mendengar kisah mereka adik beradik tu. Dah la adik yang sorang tu sewel semacam, kan?

Bebaru ni, aney jual carpet tetiba mengaku BFF pompuan berbadan patsegi yang hobinya menabung dari kecil. Punyalah banyak duit tabung nya, sure bukan duit dia aje masuk tabung itik standardchartered dia, duit bebudak Tadika Kemas Kampung Talang pun termasuk sekali. Tu yang dapat beli memacam kan? Aney BFF dah buat press conference pulak dahhh....daripada BFF to sworn enemy gamaknya. Sampai apa dalam rumah orang pun Aney ni boleh tahu. Mana bomoh pompuan badan patsegi pakai, origin nya pun dia tahu. Cewahhhh.

Then....some aksi goyang pun terbit. Punyalah bingai. Things like this, kalau tak deter you nak check in hotel sebab camera kecik ada dimana mana, tak tahulah. Tu hari ada CCTV dalam jamban kan?

Can I say something about pakcik sakit belakang? If you don't, then I for one should really admire his resilience. Truth is, we can never know what is what, unless we are in that video with him. That if it is him. The amount of energy people put on to deny him his aspiration to become a PM is formidable. Can we now not realised how good is his power in focussing? After all that thrown at him, he still have the energy and drive, survives and thrives.

All that for what lah, actually? To really help and fight for the nation ke, or sebab nak jadi the number 1? Allah maha mengetahui, ku kata.

Today, Tok Uban pulakkkk dah naik. Funnily enough the lot that gave him away is his konco-konco. The revealing one are from his adik kakak. But Tok Uban fought back dgn statement yang macam sial, adik kakak ku cannot be trusted. 30 years already. Tak gak cukup cukup nak menambah reta, kan?

I wrote about considering to give my vote to Tok Guru. To me, kalau nak memilih ketua, pilihlah orang yang kita boleh percaya. Parti Kubah Ria & Garisan Taknasional tu, pada I, adalah parti yang tak boleh harap. Once they were an item. One didn't get what he wants and went separate ways, and by doing so start to challenge everything. What a short memory he has. He was once worship everything he now challenging. So, apo makno eh tu?

Tok Guru, in reality, is not that great. But in comparison ti them two evils, Tok Guru is for me any day. Nak tahu orang tu bagus ke tidak, kita bagi dia peluang.

So, one disgruntled citizen responded to me. He is my friend btw. Dia kata, you sure ke? You dah elok2 dok UK you nak vote orang macam Tok Guru tu. Then I told him what I think. Typical Malaysian political follower. Forgive me if I am wrong, but in Malaysia, government and non government supporter are akin to two EPL supporters on a match day. They hated the guts of each other. In the ideal world..like England for example, you can have one Tory voter and Labour man, respecting each other differences. But this friend of mine, just because I said that I would prefer to vote for our Tok Guru, has branded me a hypocrite. Hypocrite bcos I live in London, doing matsalleh things, tak pakai hijab but still want people like Tok Guru to rule Malaya.

With this example of voters mentality, must we be surprise with the cat merah and upacara pecah tingkap beramai-ramai tu?

We already have our askar pencen buat senaman menganjalkan bontot depan rumah Minachee tu, pro gomen buat pasar malam depan rumah dia...tapi people in power (suposedly yang sepatutnya berlaku adil dan saksama) buat McBodo.

Orang macam ni ke yang kita nak bagi peluang jadi ketua?

How much hatred can one have and is it okay to justify the hatred with all the above kind of crime?

You have different opinion with your brother, is it okay to air his dirty underwear for all to know and with doing so, reduce respect people of you? Not to mention what people may think of your state of mind.

Falling out with your father over the bad 'suppositories' ?

Trading your credibility as a person? In case of this aney who once 'kita bersama mengejar mimpi' dgn makcik badan segimpat tetiba bila dah gaduh, habis cerita buruk orang keluar, padahal bukan ke ko sama2 buat benda benda buruk tu?

And, are we that stupid to keep tolerating with all this?

Akhir kata, Undi lah saya....untuk anugerah blogger mengarut tajaan Tuna Cili Cap Ayam, ye?



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Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Update Atas Paksaan

Hola uolsss....

Maka bff I yang konon nya ber hermaphrodite thinking tu dah menyalak-nyalak mintak update. Now of course with her update sama banyak dengan foundation Rozita Cik Wan, dia bolehlah main paksa-paksa orang suruh update. Cuba time blog nya mengalami musim kering ala Ethiopia, dia diammmmmmm aje.

Kerana hidup I sehari-hari bergelumang dgn orang yang tak berapa nak sihat otaknya sampaikan I pun dah rasa naik berjangkit, maka cerita I akan tak larilah dari tema kegilaan sejagat. 2,2 minggu kebelakangan ni ramai betul yang menyakitkan hati. Tak taulah maybe dek kerna cuaca UK ni yang macam lahabau. Hari ni saja dgn matahari memancar terik tetiba pulak salji turun disulami dgn hujan batu dan angin kencang sampai pokok tumbang. Demam I dari 2 minggu lepas daripada nak jadi baik, terus datang balik.

MC kata KL on the contrary adalah panas terik dan katanya dia missed the weather here. Elehhh, cakap besar padahal tu hari doklah mengomplen baju winternya tak cukup tebal.

Orang sewel pertama yang mengganggu gugat hidup I ialah budak yang katanya dah habis buat PHD dan dah nak balik ke Malaya. We haven't spoken in ages...mengikut mayan calendar. So dgn muka tak malunya dia menghantar message memberi perkhabaran terbaru dirinya beserta pertanyaan, bilakah I free nak jumpa. Gigih dia menghantar message dan menalipon. Sampailah ke hari dia nak berambus tu. Lalu dia sudah berambus tanpa ada acara jumpa2. See, begitulah I kalau hati ni dah sakit. To me, not only that he ruined our friendship, dia ni takde respect langsung dgn I just because selama lama ni I buat tak hapik aje perangai sasaunya. Nak balik, balik lah. Knowing how small this planet is, berpusing jugak, kalau nasib I malang, sure I akan terjumpa dia balik. Dalam pada nak berambus tu agaknya dia bengang I tak layan dia, maka no surprise lah kan he left with a bang. Ye, sempat juga dia hantar message cam sial memanggil I childish lagi petty serta unreasonable. Well, jantan. Begitulah...kalau dah termalu campur hati sakit, can you trust them to make the situation better? Haram jadah. Sebagai contoh, tengoklah si Sultan Kiram Jahanam tu. Nak jadi Sultan, nak buat claim. Tapi tengoklah...apa plan of action nya? Main bunuh2 plak. How on earth dia anak beranak boleh mengaku royalty hanya tuhan aje yang tahu dgn istana yang cantik je sikit dari kandang kambing Uwan Munah Kampung Tolang tu.

Orang sewel nombor dua ialah...budak seopis I. Okay...nak kata dia colleague tak jugak sebab I adalah Boss nya. Selama lama ni mmg perangai dia teruk. Mulut dia mengalahkan makcik Wok. Kerja dia mengomplennnnnnn aje. Satu hari dalam meeting I telah memberi dia sekeping fikiran I (cewahhh kalau Dewan Bahasa Pustaka) by pointing his 'obvious'. Semenjak itu,dia mengelak ngelak jumpa I dan membuat komplen secara rasmi. Boss I bagitau I yang dia telah komplen. I cakap dgn my boss, biarlah dia dan kalau dia mengada jugak lagi, I akan buat komplen jugak malah lebih besar lagi dgn memasukkan unsur2 perkauman. Haaaah kau. Sijantan ni, uols bukannya apa, sebagai orang putih haprak lagi takde pendidikan, selalu komplen 'orang luar' lah punca orang UK ni kurang kerja dan gomen nya konon baikkkk sangat kat 'orang luar' dan meng anak haramkan orang bangsa mereka sendiri. Selama ni I diam saja bila dia cakap camtu. Tapi since dia pun nak cari pasal, maka 'pasal' lah yang dia akan dapat.

Orang sewel seterusnya...ialah hmm...budak yang I tak kenal hujung pangkal ni. I adalah jumpa dia dalam majlis sosial warga2 Malaya kat UK ni and dia ni student. Selalu jugak dia ber message2 dgn I via FB group and agaknya dia confident tahap cipan maka dia terus hantar friend request kat I. I adalah jumpa dia sekali, conversation pun cerita pasal dia tak dapat haiskan belajar pastu at the same time bangga yang dia tak hadap pun duit gomen to study. Lepas pada jumpa tu, kenkadang dalam FB group tu, he made over familiar comments to me macamlah I ni kawan cemolot dia. Pastu bolehlah tanya openly..bila kita nak keluar minum kopi ni...kau mampu Kiah? Are we THAT close for coffee? Lepas tu I perasan yang dia juga mcm over friendly lah sangat dgn pompuan2 mature yg lain. Comment kat gambar org tu lah and since they are mot FB friends, nampak lah sangat kerja sibudak jantan ni meng stalk orang. I think he must have requested friends to some of us (me and my friends dlm group ni) and semedang aje I nampak dia menyebok kat status orang. Padahal orang tu takdelah rapat dgn dia. One day my friend tanya I, you kenal ke budak (jantan) ni? I cakap, camtu camtu aje lah, nak rapat sangat, I macam tak sedap hati sebab to me, dia ni mcm ada potential sakit otak. Kawan I ni ngadulah kat I yang he commented on her newly put up profile picture yang agak seksayyy juga, dgn kata kompiden gaya jantan lahanat, do you think you're that good looking? Are you fishing for compliment for putting this photo as yr profile pic? Terkemama kawan I tu, lalu di block nya jantan tu.

I ada jugak moment-moment awkward bila orang yang terasa dia tersangat friendly dgn I dgn tetibanya buat open conversation dgn I. Do you not know about boundaries? Apa yang you nak tunjuk, actually? Yang you tu raaaaaaamai kawan ke and much ado about anything?

Haiyooo....ranting adjourned at 22:10 hrs

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