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Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Hate & It's Crime

Trust me, I am very busy. As much as I like to memenuhkan nafkah batin Ani BNS and Kiah, end of financial year here in England is the most dreadful time as ever. Time like this I hate my work. I don't hate my profession though. I just hate work and the people who I reported to. For now, for this month and for this time of the year.

Most recently, like anyone else or the majority at least, I am starting to hate the Kirams. Yes, they are still at large. The one who barks but refuse to get their hands dirty and their body maimed. Lahanat. The self called Sultan look nothing but ordinary Pak Aji from Kampung Terachi. Tak cukup dengan dia membebel mintak balik hak nya, another of his, self styled princess (princess abah kau!) Jacel Kiram pun tolong menyalak jugak...but dalam rangkaian burung biru ajelah.

Weeks ago, some bapak orang yang sebelum ni kulu kilir teman anak dia yang sakit jubur tu bersumpah laknat bagai, tetiba kata...anaknya membohong pasal sakit jubur tu. Laaa....dan dengan itu, dia perlu membuat press conference. Sipesakit jubur tu kata apaknya kena guna.

Can I say, this is politics for you?

People in power, kita ni dah masuk tahun 2013. It is very unfortunate that people like MP Kote Belit and Ibrahim Ali exist in Malaysia. Before we had Datuk Trio with their video pendidikan and all of a sudden, porn is legal on TV3. As long as pelakon nya si sakit belakang tu.

Agak-agaknya, adakah kita heran siapa cucuk bontot siapa, siapa bersumpah laknat, siapa yang suka cakap meraban dan membuat komen bodoh dalam parlimen? Tak kot.

Ada sorang adik tu, tak habis-habis dari tahun 1998 nak bukak rahsia abang nya. Modal dia adalah rahsia abangnya tu. Dan kita sebagai rakyat marhaen ni terpaksalah jugak menengok dan mendengar kisah mereka adik beradik tu. Dah la adik yang sorang tu sewel semacam, kan?

Bebaru ni, aney jual carpet tetiba mengaku BFF pompuan berbadan patsegi yang hobinya menabung dari kecil. Punyalah banyak duit tabung nya, sure bukan duit dia aje masuk tabung itik standardchartered dia, duit bebudak Tadika Kemas Kampung Talang pun termasuk sekali. Tu yang dapat beli memacam kan? Aney BFF dah buat press conference pulak dahhh....daripada BFF to sworn enemy gamaknya. Sampai apa dalam rumah orang pun Aney ni boleh tahu. Mana bomoh pompuan badan patsegi pakai, origin nya pun dia tahu. Cewahhhh.

Then....some aksi goyang pun terbit. Punyalah bingai. Things like this, kalau tak deter you nak check in hotel sebab camera kecik ada dimana mana, tak tahulah. Tu hari ada CCTV dalam jamban kan?

Can I say something about pakcik sakit belakang? If you don't, then I for one should really admire his resilience. Truth is, we can never know what is what, unless we are in that video with him. That if it is him. The amount of energy people put on to deny him his aspiration to become a PM is formidable. Can we now not realised how good is his power in focussing? After all that thrown at him, he still have the energy and drive, survives and thrives.

All that for what lah, actually? To really help and fight for the nation ke, or sebab nak jadi the number 1? Allah maha mengetahui, ku kata.

Today, Tok Uban pulakkkk dah naik. Funnily enough the lot that gave him away is his konco-konco. The revealing one are from his adik kakak. But Tok Uban fought back dgn statement yang macam sial, adik kakak ku cannot be trusted. 30 years already. Tak gak cukup cukup nak menambah reta, kan?

I wrote about considering to give my vote to Tok Guru. To me, kalau nak memilih ketua, pilihlah orang yang kita boleh percaya. Parti Kubah Ria & Garisan Taknasional tu, pada I, adalah parti yang tak boleh harap. Once they were an item. One didn't get what he wants and went separate ways, and by doing so start to challenge everything. What a short memory he has. He was once worship everything he now challenging. So, apo makno eh tu?

Tok Guru, in reality, is not that great. But in comparison ti them two evils, Tok Guru is for me any day. Nak tahu orang tu bagus ke tidak, kita bagi dia peluang.

So, one disgruntled citizen responded to me. He is my friend btw. Dia kata, you sure ke? You dah elok2 dok UK you nak vote orang macam Tok Guru tu. Then I told him what I think. Typical Malaysian political follower. Forgive me if I am wrong, but in Malaysia, government and non government supporter are akin to two EPL supporters on a match day. They hated the guts of each other. In the ideal world..like England for example, you can have one Tory voter and Labour man, respecting each other differences. But this friend of mine, just because I said that I would prefer to vote for our Tok Guru, has branded me a hypocrite. Hypocrite bcos I live in London, doing matsalleh things, tak pakai hijab but still want people like Tok Guru to rule Malaya.

With this example of voters mentality, must we be surprise with the cat merah and upacara pecah tingkap beramai-ramai tu?

We already have our askar pencen buat senaman menganjalkan bontot depan rumah Minachee tu, pro gomen buat pasar malam depan rumah dia...tapi people in power (suposedly yang sepatutnya berlaku adil dan saksama) buat McBodo.

Orang macam ni ke yang kita nak bagi peluang jadi ketua?

How much hatred can one have and is it okay to justify the hatred with all the above kind of crime?

You have different opinion with your brother, is it okay to air his dirty underwear for all to know and with doing so, reduce respect people of you? Not to mention what people may think of your state of mind.

Falling out with your father over the bad 'suppositories' ?

Trading your credibility as a person? In case of this aney who once 'kita bersama mengejar mimpi' dgn makcik badan segimpat tetiba bila dah gaduh, habis cerita buruk orang keluar, padahal bukan ke ko sama2 buat benda benda buruk tu?

And, are we that stupid to keep tolerating with all this?

Akhir kata, Undi lah saya....untuk anugerah blogger mengarut tajaan Tuna Cili Cap Ayam, ye?



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6 comments:

ummisara said...

Mak Aji,

hehehh an eye opening psoting untuk i dipagi hari.

Teruskan menulih yoooooo i undi u kekekkekke

buzz said...

tok garu? are u kidding me

Mak Piah said...

Satu AFmakjiesah from saya

Anonymous said...

hahahaha, I LOIKE!!

Tok Guru is not my choice of a leader either, for the obvious reason- sure aku kena paksa pakai tudung klu dia jadi PM..LOL

But, amongst all the leaders in mesia, i think he is the cleanest, and the most humble. His ideals are old fashioned, thus why most people can't tolerate him, but since i can tolerate a lot of old people like my late grandpa and grandma and whomsoever lagi la, i don't see why i can't tolerate him pulak, haha

Seriously, i pun dah letih dgn kisah2 liwat ni. Politics is not just dirty, it's disgusting!

-TyphoonSueYgMasihMalasNakLogin

Anonymous said...

Tau takpe, Mengundi jgn tak mengundi.

Kalau Aku jadi Nuar tu, aku ikut jer cakap mahahtir...mahathir cakap apa ikut jer waktu waktu dulu tu, kalau Nuar ikut jer, dah lama jadi PM instead of Pak Lah, kalau tak PM pun jadi Tun.

Aku respect semangat kental nyer tu...kalau orang lain mana ada nuts, jadu nutter ada lah!

PapaGomol ok bukan papagomo said...

DUN Nogori dah di bubar secara automatik ala ala tamat tarikh luput dan ala ala auto parking gitu.

Masuk dalam the Malaysia's Guinness World Record babe.

Kelas.