About Me

Saturday, October 28, 2006

Life...Imperfections and Consequences


I thought I would be complete if...

a) The Ekamatra boys ask me out

b) My father/mother say yes everytime I ask for extra money to buy 'Sheila Majid'

c) Nobody disturb me when I'm watching cerita cina at 6pm 'Man In The Net' or 'Police Cadet'

d) If I wear BM2000 Turbo shoes to school

e) Have the best collection of stamps amongst my neighbour friends

f) Can dance like Jennifer Beals 'Flashdance...What A Feeling'

g) Own a variety of 'Game & Watch' games...Mickey Mouse,Popeye,Octopuss

h) The New Kids On The Block boys...namely Jordan Knight meminang me

i) Can go to any funfair without father giving me that dirty look

j) I can watch Dynasty without having my mother nagging 'tu cerita orang tua-tua'. For goodness sake, I need to know about what happen in the Carrington family household without getting engrossed to the locking lips and saliva swapping scene...apa la

k) I can turn into Incredible Hulk when my brother 'sakat' me

l) Wan Zaleha send me Card Raya and invite me to her house

m) I suddenly discovered that I am just 'anak angkat' to parents and my real parents are multi billionaire (tu la,banyak benar tengok cerita Indonesia)

n) I am the 'anak orang kaya yang kesepian tanpa perhatian mak bapak' when the parents busy memanjang and become jahat.But instead of become jahat, I would be happy if my parents continue working and I'm quite happy to stay at home habiskan harta without being jahat...(common case in Drama Melayu kan?)

o) I always have money to buy Twisties,Ding Dang, Kum Kum and all that Mat Sentul junk foods

p) I'll think of some more...

After 33 years of age, have I completed ?

a) None of the Ekamatra boys asked me out.In fact, after their 2nd album,the become invicible and after few years of 'minat nak mati' I can proudly say to the boys...ahhh..tak heran.

b) This never happened. I ikat perut to buy all the cassettes from Dimensi Baru,Emosi,Warna,Legenda bla..bla...worst of all, I masih kena sindir dengan my relative...Sheila Majid tu kayo dek kau.

c) I will always get disturbed and ultimately,TV akan ditutup dengan rakusnya oleh my father.His reason has always been, siap for Maghrib.Tak baik tengok TV dekat nak Maghrib.Habislah impian nak jadi Do Do Cheng.

d) My mother kata, kasut tu, kasut budak lelaki. Pakai kasut ni..(Pallas Zap on) yang sungguh common itu.

e) My stamps selalu kena curi dengan my brother and he left me with the stamps Malaysia gambar Sultan tu.

f) I can't dance at all.

g) My parents kata that game membazirkan duit. Ye lah..sebijik cost about $48.00

h) Jordan Knight? Pinang I? Ayam pun nak tergelak...

i) My father's view on funfair is 'mengarut' or 'takde faedah'. But, I honestly think that he don't want to part with his money.

j) Sometimes I managed to watched it when my mother tidurkan my adik.

k) I only managed to berak green aja.But,for revenge,I'm quite good at cooking up a sadistic story for my father to belasah him.

l) She never did.

m) I am my parents biological daughter eventhough how hard they pukul me.

n) Mimpi lah...

o) I can only borong the Mat Sentul junk foods when my Datuk kayo from Indonesia visits...

p) I will think of some more...

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Owhh Jordan Knight pun idola mak jaman jaman dolu dolu... so handsome and so cute! Hmmm mak pun mimpi jelah eheheh....

Mak pulak since dok Ganu, mano ado Dynasty..Dallas adalah... rasanya Dynasty lebey khalid daripada Dalals ittew nak nak Alexis & Crystal with their padded shoulder dresses! Joan Collins punyer acting were so OTT, dun ya think? Bila mak tengok klip diorang these days rasa nak ketawa pulak sebab sooooo OTT yet soooo gay! so bitchy and sooo dramatic!

Have a nice weekend

p/s dah dapat kuih raya Sam?

Han said...

OTT tu hapa?

heavenvshell said...

erkk...sapekah ittew Jordan Knight?? Micahel Jordan i kenal la....ooppss.....

lekiu said...

I love Man In The Net, I tersangat suka Chow Yuen Fatt dulu. I think he is so damn cool dulu ! I used to have Dodo Cheng punya poster besar, 4 feet poster kalau tak silap, kat pintu biik tidur. I suka gak Police Cadet sebab I suka Lau Kar Ling, so the very sexy, the only woman I know who flirt effortlessly tanpa bukak baju. If I can remember how her mouth would be gaping wide open when she laughed, head tilted back a little, her hair would then terpelanting ke belakang sikit and when she retained her composure and started to talk, her head would lean to the side, lepas tu her voice was like inviting you to just kiss her passionately. When her rape video was spread over the internet I felt so much pity for her.

Vjien said...

OTT? Over The Top kot? Betol tak Lee?? Am I rite? Am I? Am I rite? Am I? Do u think im rite? Do u? Am I bovered?

Anonymous said...

OTT = Over the top lah nyeh!! wakakaakaka... padded shoulders also very der OTT kan???

heaven ni...mentang mentang bukan jaman dia..Jordan Knight.. one of the NKOTB yg hensem menjadi pujaan cikki dan gibeks and fonens LOL..Jordan hang tu leh main basketball..Jordan we ols ni leh nyanyi dan menari :P

:: samasam :: said...

kita minat kat tommy page je. =) dia comel sgt ... hehe

noel said...

nih cita zaman bile nih?? kita tahu drama minggu ini jek...*nanges

Han said...

siapa yang tak kenal Jordan Knight, dah nak mati lah tuuuuu...Si Heaven ni agaknya dok ingat Jordan Tetek Besar tu aje kot?

Tommy Page? Jiwang-Jiwang boleylah mamat tu...tapi dia takde (or maybe tak show off) muscle...

Oh....OTT tu ittew....barulah akak tau...

Apahal Si Catherine Tate sorang ni? Budak sekolah yang 'bovvered..bovvered' tu mmg klakor...tapi I rasalah kan, org tua yang kuat mencarut tu lagi happening...What a fuc*ing liberty...

Hah...pompuan cute Police cadet ittew dirogol? Bila? Oleh siapa?

Noel...mung dok diam-diam makang kepok di Losong nung...

lekiu said...

Ka Ling was abducted and raped several years ago. Apparently, she refused to act in a movie, and the producer got so angry and hired some triad members to abduct and rape her. Then the triads copied it in VCD and sold it to the public. If I am not mistaken the case is still not settled, the criminals are at large. Ka-Ling is still with Tony Leung a.k.a Ah Kit/Kit Chai. Still as seductive as before.

Oh and I think Leslie Cheung was sinfully delicious. Too bad he passed away early.