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Friday, October 20, 2006

Can You Do Me A Favour?


Hehehe...Pepagi awal ni,my crooked mind yang tak puasa (sambil bersarapan Tesco Fruit & Nuts Cereals) dah pikir pasal nak beli Euro Million.Dengar khabar nya rollover sampai 40 millions gitu.

Some of you might find this offensive, ye lah..judi kan haram.Tapi sumpah uols, I sampai sekarang tak boleh buat connection between lottery dengan judi.Pasalnya, I will only spend se pound and pastu,kalau menang, menanglah (tak pernah nya pon tapi adalah menang £10 gitu) Takdelah nak bergolok bergadai sampai tak makan dek berjudi..

I think, sebab I ni selalu sensorangan diperantauan,I terpaksalah menggunakan akal dan hati bila membuat keputusan.Like, bila Xmas time,walaupun I tak gemar minum (pasal baunya cam sialan) and my mother selalulah cakap, dosa besar tu minum arak..tapi,niat hati tak nak mengecikkan hati org yang mengundang I makan stuffing turkey diorang tu, I pon telan lah segelas.Puas I sepanjang malam rasa kepanasan dek wine yang berumur tu.

I rasalah...I dah developed a bunch of good friends dalam blogsphere ni...so sebab ittew,I pon nak mintak bantuan lah.I teringin nak jadik kayo macam Pengiran Sufri or Datuk K or Effendy Norwawi yang boleh compensate ex wife dia 50million, mano dio dapek duit banyak camtu tu? I think, kalau I ada tangan 10 pasang pun, takleh banting tulang kerja dapat duit banyak camtu...

Leave me with my naughty thoughts, if you're offended by my intention of buying a lottery ticket.For those who honestly want to do this for fun....here goes,

8 hours from now, give me 6 numbers from the count of 01 to 49,post your combination in my comments box. Kalau ada rezeki gajah, jadik millionaire lah akak malam ni.Kalau tak, marilah kita gelak sesama esok hari ye.

I kena beli the numbers before 7.30 pm....sekarang dah pukul 8 suku, so adik abang kakak,makcik pakcik..jangan berlengah lagi..

Kalau menang, kita boleh share.

Cya alll

10 comments:

S a m u e L said...

He he...jahat nih...i bagi d.o.b i bole?? 021083 voleyy???

Han....selamat hari raya yerr...jgn nakal2 time raya (iboh nakal!!)...kirim salam kat Lee mun kitak jumpa dia kelak!!! jgn makan banyak2 nanti gumuk...bulan sebelas ni i pegi bercuti kt srwak mouk makan mee kolok dan laksa swak sambil lawat mertua gitu...he he yum yum!!

ps: maaf zahir batin!!

noel said...

here goes...

06 28 04 19 41 07

24 12 36 45 21 18

26 10 33 02 44 22

ok x...berapa komisyen nih...i pun nak kaya macam depa...boleh pi london raya dg u, lee & datin munah...

Belladonna said...

Babe, 300506..date aku kawin. hehehe. Glad that u received the fowarded card raya (sorry i couldnt find ur email add kat ur profile, tak tau nak trace maklum jelah baru 2 minggu dalam alam blogging nih). Good Luck Han :)

Anonymous said...

34 19 11 03 13 01

Voley??? heheh selamat berlottery! jgn lupa share share hiks....

Han said...

amboiiii..tu dia, seangkatan kaki judi tu...Kalau I bukak this offer kat Datin Munah, uols rasa dia nak join ke?

Samuel & Bella,
Bukan kedak ya...kitak dua ikut sample 2 kaki judi expert tu..

Cepat sikit..mana tahu nombor uols naik..

Samuel, kita nak makan mi kolok di sine? Dibah Satok Bridge kah? Kitak pon iboh lah jaik-jaik..

Vjien said...

11 07 09 35 40 28 Good Luck!!
My dad plays mahjong every weekend, every Wed, SAt, Sun takpernah miss beli Toto & Magnum

lekiu said...

25 48 94 95 11 61 or
32 88 78 37 05 45

hari tu I pun menang nombor ekor. We took our client's registration number dalam file office and almost the whole office bet on it. My first lah.. The next day we won. I called my wife she was ecstatic..She must have planned her shopping trips dah kot until I told her how much I won...RM 4.
Of course my wife didnt find it funny at all.

All the best, kalau menang .., share, jangan lah lari dan tutup blogsite pulak.. kalau kalah, 1 pound je kan? Apalah sangat bleh beli ngan sepound as opposed to the promise of riches beyond your wildest imagination... You Go Girl !!!

:: samasam :: said...

1234 jantan betina aku lompat, boleee? hikss

Anonymous said...

Han, check your email pls!!!

Oiittt u ols... menang ke idak Lottery nih?? Mak tak sabar nak ke Caribbean nih!!!!:P

S a m u e L said...

Aukk....di satok bridge...nyaman bah mee kolok nya!!