Noteworthy???

Now that I have time to think, patutlah ramai yang ber feeling-feehlong debab at this time of the year.We are approaching (or maybe we have) the Summer. I'm not so sure if we are now officially in the Summer or masih lagi Spring, the weather is so temperamental,pukul 4 pagi panas berdentum...pastu mendung...pastu hujan...

Masa nilah ramainya perempuan-perempuan tulin and jelmaan, jantan-jantan tulin and jelmaan akan berlumba-lumba membukak aurat.Tayang betis, tayang six pack, tayang peha, tayang lengan yang muscular, pakai shorts sambil pakai enhance underwear (untuk menembamkan middle object mereka tu) and for the pompuan, masa ni lah nak keluarkan spaghetti string masing-masing sambil memakai push up bra (kalau push up bra mahal sangat, stuff ajelah toilet roll, boleh?)

Antara mereka-mereka yang body conscious ni (selain dari aku) adalah Mak Badak.She text me today ngajak aku pergi Tesco.Nak beli buah katanya.Well, this morning at work, I got my smoothie maker delivered from Amazon (anti social sungguh, shopping pun online aje) Why I bought that is tu memenuhi permintaan Mak Badak last week yang mintak I cari any good but cheap smoothie maker.Well. now you know.Selain dari anti social, I am also a bargain hunter or in another word, kedekut.Yang heran nya, bila beli PC games, berabis cam nak rak pulak.

MB gave me the lecture about healthy eating.Yang we all ni (I, dia dgn spouse nya) mestilah start makan buah-buahan sebab kalau macam ni lah gayanya makan (nasik every 2 days) harus retak lah wooden flooring rumah we all ni.MB also pointed out my masalah dunia masakini (susah berak) and that is the strongest point for me to support her new resolution.Well, I agreed lah. BTW, I dah 3 hari tak berak and setelah berhempas pulas mencuba, after 1/2 hour malu-malu gak nak keluar,dengan geramnya, I pun teruslah telan my anti depressant (Senokot).Merasalah besok pagi pecah jamban ku.

Speaking of membukak aurat,although millions in the UK are welling up to the summer, I can only pass off wearing either 3 quarter shorts or maybe sleeveless shirt.I also have to brief my entire team to go easy on what they wear to work.I remember how last Summer, I have to ask this gagak girl (yang sungguh famous dengan bumper depan belakang yang gedabak) to go home and change.She was defensive and dengan tak pikir panjangnya, calling me jealous.Me dear, jealous dear, no dear...

I was professionally challenged by this female defending her choice of attire for work, and I must say, for someone who know very well what they let themselves into when accepting this job, her complaint against us was rather lurid, what worse, stupid.Imagine pleasantly plump female (I'm so polite) with the shortest denim short finished with that flirty frills and that small piece of cloth with tiny strings barely covering the breast bersize buah nangka.Well, it is Summer, everyone can see that.I have no objection if I cross path you in the street...but you are now here and working in the place full of humanoids who can sometimes question whether or not cat shouldn't be allowed naked. Is sexual harrassment, they said.

Profession aside, I sometime struggle to understand why people wear what they wear. All this young girls with small piece of clothes. Tak takut attract paedophile ke? (Scarry you all, I know how their mind works) They say that it is not about what you wear but how it will make you feel. How they are very proud of their body. But if you're proud or shall I say, comfortable with the way you look, isn't that something good to curb you from further unhappiness that can emerged from not being comfortable? Why must go further exposing your vanity? I can understand people wearing skimpy outfit in the proximity of people that they are comfortable with, tapi hapa jadahnya gi pakai baju separuh siap kat tengah-tengah town tu? All you can get is that gatal smile flash at you by the builders who, believe me, there's only one thing in their head the moment they set eye on you and that skimpy clothes of yours. Once their bubbly hormones is gone, they'll go back to their wives or presentably dressed girlfriend of theirs. Your skimpy clothes in the end will only triumph you getting the notch of their night stand, if lucky (dalam semak pun boleh jadi ni)

But again, people taste varies.There's people who are after the flashy one, only after a while realised that flashing is nothing (hambik ko Brad Pitt) I want you to know that I am talking about me.Maybe I am jealous, because I don't have the cut to wear sexy mexy like them girls,who knows?