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Monday, May 07, 2007

Final Nail


On the way to Bexhill-On-Sea today, at about 10.30am, my mobile phone beeps. An incoming text.Suddenly my hati berdebab-debub...as if like bad news is coming. As we are already on a right track,A24 heading to Horsham (betapa celakanya M25 telah ditutup,and we have to find other way to get to East Sussex) plus as I was not the one driving the vehicle, I grabbed my mobile phone to check my new incoming message.Ha ellehhhh...from Kiah Kidman ghope-ghope nya...eh..pa khabar kau, Kiah????

Kiah delivered a bad news.

When Sultan Idris of Perak was alive and kicking (and drinking...) I only know Raja Azlan Shah as the Chief Judge.The good looking man with his famous white hair.I never knew him being a prince of the previous Sultan Perak (memalukan betul, considering my father is from Kuala Kangsar and once worked with the Shahs of Perak circle).Well, we never ever heard of anak raja yang pandai, let alone become a Chief Judge. Well, knowing that you will have a permanent silver spoon feeding you, would you slog so hard? Tak kuasa lah kan? (That is why, aku ni ditakdirkan jadi anak askar aje....oh...Tuhan maha kaya) Suddenly, Sultan Idris died, leaving behind his 4 wives with 23 offsprings and Mazuin Hamzah free to marry Pengiran Sufri without hesitations.Perak at that time was not in a good time with many commiseration in tow, as in the deaths their future King successor.Well, they have that funny organisational chart where the son of current King must first become Raja dihulu hilir, before getting in the ladder of the Raja Muda stage.I believe that the present Raja Muda died (Raja Aziz) and Raja Azlan, who was the Raja DiHilir, naik pangkat as Raja Muda.Tup..tup...the present Raja died and he is now the next King.

It was a big thing...the Raja Azlan Shah that we saw with his famous judge wig is now wearing that 'tanjak emas'.There was news about him in every papers and magazine and his consort become the first commoners crowned as a queen.Haaa...makin jobo lah budak TKC.I seems to remember this ex TKC girl proudly told us that Tuanku Bainun is educated in TKC.Yelah...yelah. RTM made a special documentary about him and his family and it is like god gift, that Raja Azlan ada dua anak jantan yang maha hensem.His daughters are not bad too. Once upon a time, I fancy his second son (ohh..Ku Az..dimanakah ekau?) that got long hair macam Red Indian.But he broke my heart by joining that Tarikat and later married Noraini Jane.Tak pelah....takde jodoh.But there is still his abang, the unusually good looking Raja Nazrin.

So many girls,woman,makcik,nenek and moyang was fighting for his attention.I don't know anybody who didn't fancy him apart from those with sight problem.But in the end, he noticed me from afar...and we began our affair.So whirlwind.We talked everyday...as in he listened and I, blabbering away.During SRP and SPM when I was struglling with Mod and Add Math and feeling that world is closing to me, I cried to him asking him to pinang me, to whisk me away from my misery.But, he said he is not ready.He wanted to get his PHD first.I waited and waited.SRP finished...SPM finished...pun dia tak de nak buat plan apa-apa.I stopped talking to him and replaced him with Edika Yusof, Kingsway poster.That time, I learnt a vicious rumours about him and Wan Zaleha.Okay...that is bearable.At least I know I lost him to a better woman.Ye lah...siapalah I.Lainlah kalau I lawa macam Alyssa Milano ke...My fat chance with Raja Nazrin become so slim and eventually my chance with him suffered brutal anorexic and turned into size zero.Okaylah....I was so happy for Wan Zaleha.I was waiting for them to kahwin...but Raja Nazrin never changed.Like me, Wan Zaleha naik fed up and marry that horseman.I have a little tinged suggests that he is still waiting for me.Is he? Well, for what is obvious, he is now debab but still cute as ever...and I might soon return to my father's home town as a new queen, siapa tau kan?

Tunggu punya tunggu, macam tunggu nak kena Lotto or Euro Million.How many more time dia nak seksa batin I ni? I have come to think that I stand better chance with Prince Harry rather than our Raja Nazrin.

Kiah confirmed my worst nightmare...Raja Nazrin is getting married.Kiah hated herself for being the one who have to break the bad news to me...well, Kiah...it is a dirty job but someone have to do it.What can I say? Some years ago, I watched 'Shakespeare In Love' and identified hugely with this line....

Give me your hand.I now place it on my chest and whisper swiftly....'This is my heart....(pause)...and it's broken'.

How could you, Raja Nazrin ?

19 comments:

Montymelly said...

Esah, i was on my way home from work when i heard the news on the radio and terus aku teringat kat kau 'ex-girlfriend-tak-pernah-jadi'[ dia.

Ooo..no wonder i feel a certain connection between nazrin and i last time, ghope2nya his mum and me satu sekolah dulu....!

A ah you..orhang perak mana tak minat kat dia dulu..masa i kecik he was a dashing bachelor, i dah besar jadi mak oghang pun he is still a bachelor tapi as dashing as Mr Bean kau!

Itulakan, tuhan maha mengetahui..kalo mak bapak i kaya, enggak mau i memeras otak masuk uni semua..baik i berehat2an kat swimming pool.

Anonymous said...

Salam perkenalan Hajjah!.....ya, makcik pun frust jugak...anak raja yang sungguh hensem ini akan mengakhiri zaman bujangnya..tak pelah kita tak de jodoh dengan dia...:-)...not bad jugak bakal permaisuri dia tuh.......sape ke namanya...err..Zarra Davidson?....hemmmcam nama mar salleh tu...
Auntie Yan.

Lee Novotny said...

Apa nak di harap anak raja?? sanggup ke bermadu?? hah kau! Eloklah tuh kalau tak kesampaian pun! :P

Ehh M25 tutup tuh sebab accident yg 6 orang mati tu kan?? What a horrible news..a stag weekend and the tragedy happened.

Did you have a nice bank holiday weekend though?

Hjh Esah Jolie said...

Aku terus demam Kiah...terus demam....btw, cantik ke bakal wife dia?

Hi auntie Yan, thanks for coming.Mmmg kita takde jodoh nak bermadu..cisss.

Hamboi..kahwin orang putih ke dia?

Hjh Esah Jolie said...

Lee..biasalah pompuan takde masa depan macam I ni..tunggu anak raja datang pinang lah...

What? Xccident sampai 6 yang mati? Rasa nyesal pulak I menyumpah seranah semalam...semuanya jejaka ke yang mati tu? Haiyyoo..makin kurenggg lah jantan kat dunia ni.

I was working yesterday...tapi takpe...boleh ambik that day off lain hari.Mcm teringin je nak makan satay kat Antwerp tu..tak jauh kan from Brussel punya Eurostar train station?

Lee Novotny said...

tak jauh katanya...mahunya 100km kalau nak drive kot from Brussels..heheheee..tapi hati mak tetap kat restoran Jati di Manchester..ado teh tarik!

kannn?? mmg makin kureng ciktanzzz..hmmm berebut rebutlaaa kita nanti noh??? :P

aizee said...

Kau ni dari dulu Raja Nazrin..Raja Nazrin..tak habis habis..dah lah...sidah sudah lah...dia dah berpunya...Faris Petra pun dah kahwin...Muhtadee Billah pun dah disambar..siapa lagi yang tinggal?

Sultan Selangor & Pak Lah, kau tak nak try?

sarafina said...

Han..so dramatic ye?

Belladonna said...

Diorang kata Zara tu bangsawan Kedah, maybe campur kot? She looks like a nice person anyway :)

Goddess Selene said...

Haiyooo uols, Raja Nazrin tu kan ex-hubby mak? Nak jugak kah uols? Keji taw!! Hiks...

Dulu2 dia mmg chomel, tp sekarang dah chubby! Teringat dulu masa weols buat dinner kat UM and he was there... Haros la mak pon makan ala2 puteri kann?? Ahaks..

Erkk.. tapi pompuan yg Raja Nazrin nak tu buruj!! Mak tak kenan... Tak restu uols!! MAK TAK RESTUUU!!!

Hjh Esah Jolie said...

aizee...sialan ko, dari dulu nak ngutuk aku aje.Ko apa kurengg..masih jugak tak dapat Boris Becker dgn Michael Chang? BB tu siap project dlm lemari penyapu lagi dgn orang lain..ko gak yang gigit jari..

Aku dah hilang interest dgn Faris Petra..dah gemuk kan? Pak Lah is already taken..so is Sultan Selangor..mana dia taruk Kavitha Kaur tu? Tapi..aku tak kisah..janji dapat naik takhta...apa kata aku offer diri aku yg virgin ni kat King Of Swaziland...glam kan?

Sara, cam tulahhh...

Bella, you're supposed to be on my side...siapa yang rampas pacar ku mmg harus ditabrak dgn mobil!!!

Makji Eton...Kilat Kilat Kilat....habislah they all kahwin takde restu...harus POMMM POMMM lah 17th May ni...

Montymelly said...

Esah, i have to say la, for someone yg dok kat UK, ko ni mmg uptopdate ngan gosip2 malaya...tabik!

Aku dengar King of Swaziland minat oghang tembam2 je, so, unless ko tambah lg 20kg i don't think you stand any chance..(aku jugak yg laku kang nanti)

Aina said...

HRN Han, PRince William tu kan dah solo again. Ko tak nak try ker ganti tempat Kate Middleson.

noel said...

aisey han....

apa dok gado-gado nih...

3 quotas yet to be filled...

still ada chances tuh...kalau x, besepah prince kat mesia nih...pilih jer!!

nih bila nak balik mesia nih??

Hjh Esah Jolie said...

Ada ke lagi Prince-Prince yang hensem kat Malaysia nun..Noel oii? (Hamboi.tak sedar diri tak lawa, nak yg hensem aje)

Aina, Prince William would rather duduk dalam officer's mess dia dari keluar dating..tak kuasalah I...kat UK ni, org bukannya respect sgt kat Royalty diorang...habisslah kalau I makan nasi goreng kat Oriental City pun nanti kena paparazzi...huishh..tak kuasa lah I...

:: samasam :: said...

ala uols, kahwin je la dgn ferry anugerah makmur... eh? kena mengena ke? .. haha

keronjin said...

true story ke? huhu true story or not kudos to u girl

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