No Time For Fig Leaves

BERUANG NI,LARI DARI CENGKAMAN JEPUN DAN SEKARANG NI MENETAP DI WARSAW.SEBABKAN PENAT BERLARI,TERDUDUK DIA.


I like the title..tatau pasal apa.Either I suka the word 'Fig' or 'Leaves'.Tapi itulah yang I came across bila balik kerja hari ni.Pokok yang dah takde daun.Autumn is here ke? Cepatnya.Patutlah rasa lain aje.Semalaman I rasa nak demam-demam.Malam tadik,I tidur bergulung pasal sejuk tapi badan punya temperature cam Cintaku Hanyut Dilautan Api,lebih tinggi dari room temperature.Lemah betul badan I.I suspect current weather lah punya angkara ni.Kejap hujan,kejap panas.Aduhaiiii...

Anyway,syukur I selamat sampai rumah walaupon tulang dalam badan rasa nak roboh.Hari ni tadi kat tempat kerja,tak puas-puas I dok cakap dengan my clients yang hari ni is Malaysia National Day.Buat history lessonlah kejap hari ni,dalam demam-demam.I dok ceritalah yang Malaysia ni dulu pernah dijajah British.I'm not sure if the word 'Jajah' is appropriate.Pasalnya,bila dipikir balik,kita kena kapom (hehehe) dengan Jepun.Kununnya,Asia untuk orang Asia.Tapi bila dah masuk Tanah Melayu,habis dicabulnya hak asasi Datuk Nenek kita.Pastu dipaksanya orang-orang kita jadik hamba..yang jantan jadik hamba buat landasan keretapi, yang pompuan, jadik hamba seksual gitu.Haram jadah nya Jepun!!!

So,British Army didatangkan khas oleh Alfred Dunhill Of London (chewwwah) untuk menolong orang-orang Tanah Melayu yang dalam kesusahan masa tu.And in the end,supported all of us throughout getting the Independence.So,ada jugak jasa British kat kita walaupon tak banyak, and walaupon ada suara-suara sumbang mahram yang kata tak suka penjajah.Kalaulah the penjajah tak bomb Hiroshima,tak berganjak kot Mat Mat Jepang Celaka ni.Rasaiinnn ko, Jepun.

Tidak ada salah cela nya meng acknowleged British input.All ideas (yang bagus lah, yang samdol itu ditinggalkan takpe) Keterbukaan Fikiran.Itu patut diikut.Semua orang boleh berfikir dengan sendirinya.Semalam I baca lagi kisah ada mamat yang converted to Islam tapi sekarang ni nak masuk Kristian balik.He also said that,dia masuk Islam pon pasai nak kawin dgn pompuan melayu and he has never follow the Islamic policy and procedure.I kadang2 pikir, kenapa kita kena paksa orang masuk Islam? Bila orang Melayu kahwin Cina ke Orangputih,takde pulak dia suruh kita tukar agama? Ni semua undang2 negara yang tak tahulah boleh benefit siapa.Even negara Islam kat tempat lain, tak pulak require marriage can only be performed of two individual of a same religion.

I rasa pasal paksaan beginilah yang membuat ramai orang tak pueh hati.My Non-Muslim friends selalu joke dgn I yang depaorang nak masuk Islam pasal nak kahwin 4.Depan, I gelak aje,dalam hati malu.Orang Islam famous pasal tu aje ke?

Okaylah,berbalik semula kepada topic.I suka benar baca this story from Mat Salleh confused ni.Ada similarity dengan my own life.Bacalah...

I was once called a philistine for my ostensible lack of interest for theatrics and play. The thing is, it's not that I don't enjoy going on a fun-filled evening spent rubbing shoulders with culturally-sophisticated folks; the lack of enthusiasm for musicals is in most part driven by the lack of moolah. That is in itself an interesting study on opportunity cost. For instance, going for the Blue Man Group would cost me at least 20 pounds. That means I would have to sacrifice 6 trips to the movie theater (assuming I get a two-tickets-for-the-price-of-one deal, I pay £2.90/movie) and two large Doritos. I love my movies and Doritos too much to want to part with 20 quid.

I wouldn't mind spending on plays and musicals as long as the price doesn't cross the psychological barrier of 10 quid. That was why I went for the LSE Malaysian Society's rendition of No Time for Fig Leaves. The 5 pounds spent was totally worth it. I love the premise of the play (two men found alive in a post-nuclear-disaster-which-killed-all-men-but-spared-the-women world) and the cast was amazing; the acting was so good that it was Oscar-worthy! I like the fact that the whole thing was done live and that there could have been potentially disastrous scew-ups; it really shows the effort put into making the play go without a hitch.

Really, it wasn't a bad start for what was my first play outing. Now, if only I could find a way to finance my latent liking for theatrics and play. Anonymous monetary bestowment is encouraged.

SELAMAT MENYAMBUT HARI KEMERDEKAAN

The Vivid Memory Of Maria

This is not 'Maria'.Just Fatimah Abu Bakar and Rahim Razali in a drama titled 'Kuterpijak Kulit Pisang Lalu Jatuh Tergolek Gitu'

Remember in 1985, TV3 first television drama called 'Maria'? The one with Mustafa Noor (arwah dah Pakcik Hensem ni) and Fatimah Abu Bakar ?

Personally, I'm a big Malay drama fan.Especially the one that produced before the mengarut-ngarut 'Drama Swasta'.All those RTM Drama Minggu Ini every Sunday tu.Minat sungguh.So many that are too good to remember.What we all do every sunday night,all of us (my brother,2 little sisters and 'Kakak' hmm..we called our pembantu rumah this) will baring-baring depan TV and tengok the drama.We will never miss it unless LLN (what TNB formerly known as) pakat nak buat electric cut tergempar.Kalau api/karen takde,kami siap menyumpah-nyumpah.My brother (bless him) boleh telefon orang LLN and told them 'Hello Pakcik, kenapa rumah saya takde api?'.Ni lah penangan Drama Minggu Ini.

Looking back,where are all the good drama maker now? Are they in hiding? Can't they not see how appaling the quality the now melayu drama is?

I was very selective if I want to watch 'Cerekarama'.Kalau takde Aida Rahim or any actor yang bagus-bagus,Cerekarama or Celakarama tu,tak tengok pun takpe.Kadang-kadang tu,ada drama yang sahih-sahih mengarut nak mampos,tah macam mana terlepas masuk TV pon tatau.Misti ada unsur-unsur rasuah dalaman tu.

The 'Mawi-Ina' program really disturbed me.Not that I watched it but why it was made whatever the motive was,is still a substantial waste of energy.If it has done them any good then,congratulation lah.

The frustration came when I suddenly start thinking about the younger generation,especially my anak-anak buah.How can I expect them to be educated by those kind of entertainment? Takde moral cerita langsung.

I learned a lot from watching 'Maria'.I was probably 11 years old but all their dialogues,scenes are still vividly emblazoned in my kepala hotak.It's about a man who married his sweetheart, have a kid and only to realised that he is not ready to be committed.All that issues and how his strong minded wife brought them all together and most importantly, made the husband see sense.How communication,passion,understanding is important in marriage life.Sungguh educational.

I would like to appeal to Dato' Rais Yatim, daripada dia dok mengondem Pussycat Dolls or Sharifah Amani, bukankah dia lebih baik meng channel good energy nya kepada penghasilan drama-drama melayu or program-program TV yang ber quality?

Dato' Rais was questioning Sharifah Amani's integrity as a malay.What about him? His children is unmalay named and before he become the Kebudayaan Minister, he is high colonialisation himself.

Tapi,orang Malaysia suka pulak tengok drama-drama karut tu.Termasuk lah my mother.Hehehe.

WHO CARES ???? Part 2

Okay,let's do this Nikki (Big Brother) style.Who is she???? Who is he???? Where did you find them? I hate them...I hate them.

Whenever I go online to read the local news,tah habis-habis cerita kahwin Datuk K (karipap pusing) dengan Siti Nurhaliza.Jealous sungguh I.Kalau le aku dapek orang kayo camtu,dapek meraso kahwin kek KLCC Convention Centre.Glamour habis.Tapi apakan daya,ada partner,sengkek manjang.

Okaylah,I tumpang bangga dengan the wedding of the year ittew,tapi rasa kasihan jugak dgn ex wife Datuk Karipap Pusing tu.Ni lah,kadang-kadang,dalam beriya-iya,terlupa pulak perasaan orang berduka.Ni padahnya kahwin dengan Pak Duda.Nak buat besar-besaran,takut the other side kecik hati.Yelah,orang sekarang pandai pulak main compare-compare.Tapi,hati sendiri...tak ikut,nanti terbayang-bayang pulak like 'Kenapalah aku tak buat kenduri besar-besar that day,kenapalah aku nak jaga hati orang sangat,hati ku sendiri,patah berderai.'.

Okaylah, kita tinggalkan Datuk Karipap Pusing itu dgn bini barunya.Banyak yang nak di explore oleh mereka berdua tu.

Adalah pulak program terbaru kat TV, I think sekarang ni TV kat Malaysia dah nak ikut 'Live with Tricia Goddard'.What were they thinking panggil this pair of ex's to discussed the trail of their troubled relationship.La,orang Malaysia takde benda lain nak tengok ke? After this nak panggil sapa pulak lagi..Erra & Yusry? Apa nak ditanya? Kenapa kau orang bercerai? Bodoh's nya.

Ingatkan bila bersekutu bertambah mutu ni, bertambah canggihlah idea.Tapi camni jugak.Hal dalam kain orang semuanya nak tahu.

Why can't they create a program that boleh menaikkan taraf orang melayu/malaysia.How to lead a meaningful and enterprising life.Camana nak buat banyak duit from property ke or apa-apa yang high quality.

Hal-hal gossip camtu,takyah le masuk TV,dapat caption dalam majalah pon cukuplah.Move on lah sayang.Ni dah tahun 2006.

Tragedi Buah Epal

UK television ni, suka benor meng 'copy' idea-idea from America. Mula-mula tu Queer Eye For A Straight Guy, US version.Not long after that, keluar pulak QEFSG Uk version.Tak boleh lawan 'kesundalan' gayak-gayak from United States tu.And then,keluar pulak 'The Apprentice'.I'm not so sure sapa tiru sapa, but I doubt Sir Alan Sugar came out with that idea himself.Asyik sumpah-menyumpah aje,camner nak kuar idea bernas?

Now,dah masuk season 2,UK Next Top Model.Nak ikut Tyra Bank lah tu.But yang seddeyy nya,mana tempat longgokan model-model hopeful tu tak pulak nak tiru Tyra.Tyra would placed all the models in the nicest pad and all of them went out to see very interesting people for shooting/casting job.

UK models? Duduklah berjimpit dalam one dingy hostel.MRSM Beseri punya dorm pon lagi cantik daripada 'asrama' bakal-bakal top model tu.

It is very common to see how one would copy another.It's a habit.I copied people...or importing idea,more like.Adalah I terbaca satu article suratkhabar Melayu pasai one young lady,apparently anak Amy Search (tak tahu I Amy Search ada anak besar camtu) Alkisahnya,Nabila Huda ni (sedap nama,pandai Amy Search pilih) bercerita pasal potongan rambut barunya.From what I saw, she blatantly copied si Top Model Naima tu,tapi dia pulak kata,salah hairdresser yang terpotong rambutnya,alih-alih,sebab dah banyak rambut tercantas,safest option is to ikut style rambut Naima.Alamak dik..nak tiru,tiru jelah.Rambut awak yang punya,sapalah nak sibuk-sibuk.Nak cover pulak.

Shallow sungguh reporter kat KL,orang potong rambut pon nak sibuk-sibuk.

And at one time, the Malaysian celebrities racing to name their newborn babies after some colonialism character.Konon cool lah tu.This singer cum actor named his son 'Damien',probably unaware that 'Damien' is a family member of Satan. Tapi I suspect, he copied Elizabeth Hurley.Anak Elizabeth Hurley kan nama Damian? Amy Search pon tak nak kalah,named his son 'Alexzander'.Pahal tu bang??? I can understand kalau you kahwin matsalleh and maybe nak lekatkan nama matsalleh on your child just to remind them that they're somewhat 'orang putih' in a way.Tapi kalau dah melayu,tak ke dikata oleh orang kampung? Tapi,tu you all punya choice lah.Lagipon,apalah ada pada nama.Tapi kelakar lah when one day we come across someone by the nama Christopher Azli bin Sugiman.Mak abah from Kampung Kanchong Darat,Banting.Area-area Jaws tu. (Sorrylah ye) Tak ke nak terkentut menahan rasa kelakar?

Aku ni,tak boleh langsung dibagi muka.Asyik mengata orang je.Okaylah,I nak mengata diri I pulak.When I was in Warsaw recently,I coloured my fringe platinum blond.Nama aje platinum blond,tapi nampak cam uban you.My colleagues suma takjub dengan rambut baru I.I'm not convinced at all.Sapa yang I copy,tuhan ajelah yang tahu.Tapi bila I ingat-ingat balik,sometime ago,I cukup suka dengan rambut Anita Sawanbiawak yang platinum blond tu.So quite possible that I copied her.Tapi pasal apa? Tragedi Buah Epal?

Tragedi Buah Epal? Yeah,I pergi Tesco hari ni,bought myself satu koyan apple.Kononnya nak combat constipation.Yelah, dah 4 hari tak berak.Habislah air pollution kat dalam rumah ni besok...Tengoklah, kalau Epal tak jalan, Senokot la jawab nya.

Dana...breast cancer?

DANA YG COMEL


It was an emotional episode of The L Word last night.My favourite character have had all her important tissue and muscle removed from what supposed to be a benign mastectomy.Kesian lah...paling kesian is when Lara (the gf) was at the end of her tether,with no one to call.Was not allowed any information just because she is not 'family'.In the end, she called Alice, Dana's once psycho ex gf and also Dana's best friend before all this psychotic episode started.

It is a depressing sight to see gay people being sidelined like that. They don't recognised partner and blocked all the vital information.And Alice, was the knight of the day.I love the way she stood up to Dana's ignorant parents and fight for Lara's right to be with Dana.

Matilah Dana tak lama lagi...aduhaiii.Nasib baik kat UK ni dah introduce Civil Partnership, giving equal rights to a partner.Macam manalah kaum-kaum sorokan kat Malaysia or other countries yang condemning homosexuality ni.Can you imagine living in a closet with a soul mate for like, ever and they died and you're not allowed anywhere near them, just because bila dah sejuk ni, family yang take over?

I ada kenal satu mamat dok kat KL.Dia dgn bf dia (or laki dia, sebab dah dok bersama for more than 10 years) hidup bahagia kat kotaraya metropolis KL tuh.Family of both tatau,tapi tau lah, cuma tak out in open discussion aje.Bila laki dia mati accident,habis mamat ni kena black out dgn family lakinya.Tak cukup dgn kena black out,harta sepencarian pon diambil juga.Ye lah, orang melayu mana boleh buat wasiat masa tu.Kalau bujang,reta gi kat mak ayah la.Kesian sungguh.Kena banned lak tu dari hari kebumi.

Okaylah, tanggungjawab agama aside, mana perginya perasaan? Ish..ish..

A very quiet August Bank Holiday...

IDDIN,SHAHIRAH & JPG. TOGETHER AT LAST.


Me and partner berperang kali untuk kesejuta kalinya dalam tempoh 4 tahun kami berhubungan.Salah siapa, tak tahulah.Maybe salah I kot.Hati tengah panas, badan letih dan otak tengah bengong gitu.Tapi bak kata orang tua, kalau tak ada orang kentut,masakan living room boleh berbau petai.Adalah jugak salah dia.

Kali ni,I ambik langkah paling berani iaitu asking for trial separation.Terkujat dia.I pon terkujat.Sampai hati mulut I meluahkan kata-kata tu.Tapi,when look back (in anger) semuanya macam tak kena.I pon ada attitude jugak.Bila dah stress dan penat tu,rasa nak shut off aje.Tak mau diganggu.Asal perbalahan kami ni taklah besar tapi sebab masalah tu dah macam gunung merapi pendam,bila dia keluar,hangus orang sekeliling.

I ajak dia pergi Merdeka Day kat Brickendonbury today.Puaslah I pujuk 'meh la kita pergi,you can see how Malaysian celebrate their national day' dah macam macam lagi.Dalam hati I,boleh la aku merasa makan kuih 'kipap' dengan 'cok udang' hari ni.Cos banyak orang melayu bukak stall dan meniaga.

Dia tak nak pergi.Okaylah,point taken.I ni tak nak lah memaksa-maksa.So, kami pon carilah any offer in the internet untuk kami spend our weekend together.Tak jumpa.Dalam pada cari-mencari tu,I pon cakaplah dengan dia yang I nak make phone call to my sister. Pastu dia ni naik hangin kata 'you can never enjoy your time with me.Always have to be someone else in the picture.' Brok brek brok brek dia selama 10 minutes.I diam aje.Tak nak gaduh sebab dah seminggu tak jumpa (sebab I pergi Warsaw) My partner ni,satu yang I tak gemar suka mengungkit-ungkit.Dia marah sebab I tak boleh move in dengan dia.Mati nak move in...camno nak bagi tau omakbapak kat kampung? Tapi yang sebenarnya,bukan takut kat omakbapak,I tak confident dan hidup bersama dengan dia.Tak duduk sama pon gaduh.I dah try dah,tahan 2 bulan aje.Dia ni pulak,bila marah-marah,main halau.Tengah-tengah malam I kena kuar.Nasib baiklah Liza ada.Sahabatku donia akhirat.

Bila dia bukak kisah-kisah tak duduk bersama ni,panasla badan I.I pon cakaplah,camana nak commit dgn you,you tak pernah respect I.And then dia pon complaint pasal I asyik kerja aje,takde masa dengan dia.Eh,kenalah kerja,kalau tak sapa nak bagi makan? Kau? cisss...

So,pagi tadi,I cakap dengan dia,eloklah kita separate sekarang sebab apa-apa yg I buat pon tak kena kat mata dia.Dia asyik complaint tapi at the same time nak I stay.Kan ke contradict tu? Marah betul dia dengan I.Dia katalah I tipu dia,I main-main kan perasaan dia...all that yang sewaktu dengannya.

So,I pon pulanglah kepangkuan my flatmate.Untuk menggumbirakan hati,kami pon masaklah mee kari.Makcik Putih takde, pergi Malta.Holiday dengan kaum kerabat dia.

Atai dah kawin? Ex gf dia dulu,satu sekolah dengan I.Eloklah umur pon dah panjang.Atai ni baya-baya I.Kelakar bila ingat kisah lama.Kami tak panggil dia Atai,tapi panggil dia Razman.Agaknya,dia masih kerja kat petronas.

Lee,about time la Eastenders ada janz hensem.Kalau tak semua muka nak tidor aje.Takde langsung yang menggiurkan.

Baru-baru ni kuar cerita Iddin & Shahirah lagi.Kali ni dengan mak diorang kat Australia.Happy at last.Kesian jugak.I dari dulu ikut cerita Raja Bahrin.Honestly.I'm inclined to believe her rather than him.Tapi itu cerita lama.Tu lah kata orang,ada hikmahnya kalau bersabar.Aku pon tengah bersabar ni.Tengoklah cam mana.

Happy Birthday, Abah

Yes, is his birthday today,and he is 69.A virgo.I wish I am around so that all of us can 'makan Besar'.Poor Abah.But I bet his birthday must be filled with all free entertainment that he will get from his monsterous grandchildren.

I'm feeling very down today with loads happening at work and some domestic issue.Ni yang emotional sikit ni.Rasa nak nangis.My life was so easy around Abah as he will gets things done for me in a hearbeat.Now,I'm left to fend for myself alone.

When I was home recently,it was a heartbreaking sight to see Abah's condition.I never see him so weak.To me, he is always this strong man, mental and physical that can talk about his Army training for hours.

I sent him a card from Poland last Monday.I made a point explaining to him what it means as it was all in Polish words.I signed it off with 'sayang selalu'.Words that I haven't utter in ages to anyone.I guess that now is a good time to be vocal with him about how I feel and for him to know that I always thinking about him.All the time.

I wish I can rush back into his arms and tell him to sort my mess out, like he always did many years ago.But I have got to learn to sort myself/life out.

And it will start now.Happy Birthday,Abah.Semoga panjang umur dan sihat selalu.

Cerita Panjang...

THE BEAUTIFUL MISS PIGGY

There’s few things. In case you all wondered. Cehhh..macamlah diri ni fofular sesangat.I haven’t been well and I haven’t been around much lately. It’s a long story. I tried to keep up reading Lee’s blog, jantan yang tak habis-habis bergumbira sambil berjalan tu, and my another must read blog, the recently menjanda Peragawati.

Macam-macam berlaku.Siti dah kahwin dengan Datuk K. Sharifah Amani kena kutuk pulak sebab bagi ucapan bernas 'I sound stupid if I speak Malay'.Hehehe.Susah tu.I paham maksud dia.Bukanlah nak menyombong,tapi bila dah cakap omputih selalu, nak cakap proper malay memang bunyi cam bangang.I pon macam tu jugak.Masalah dari kecik lak tu.Nilah kalau ada mixed marriage parents yang have to converse in English in their daily conversation.Nasib baik SPM,I passed my Bahasa with distinction.Kalu fail, lagi nampak stupid.Takpelah, maafkanlah budak itu.Kenapa bila Ella & Ziana Zain bagi ucapan dalam bahasa pecah-pecah English Malay, takde pulak yang mengata? Kan ke kita semua belajar dari kesilapan?

Must be due to stress that I experienced a bad cycle of menstruation. Annoying tummy ache. You don’t know whether you’re coming or going kind of thing. Nak berak tak lepas, nak kencing pun rasa tak kena. Sakit jiwa bila kena senggugut yang camni. My own rumahtangga pun ada masalah jugak. Tapi biasalah, kata orang, sedangkan lidah lagi tergigit, inikan pula Angelina Jolie. Tu lah myself ni, suka benau mengambik tau masalah rumahtangga orang, rumahtangga sendiri terumbang ambing. Ciss.

Ada orang kecik ati bila baca apa yang I tulis dalam my post. Katanya, post tu ada berkaitan dengan dirinya. Okaylah, point taken. Puas I explained yang that post is a general thing. Sapa yang terasa, maka untuk dia lah tu. So, because of that, I decided to have cool off period. Menenangkan hati dan meredakan suasana dalam rumah. My friend ingat I mengadudombakan dia dalam internet that the whole world could read. Takdelah macam tu sayang oii..

At least I learn something from it. Susah nak tahu hati orang. Kadang-kadang bila didasar nampak baik, didalam lain pulak.Dalam diam-diam, menyimpan rasa kecik ati.Bila diluah,meletopz.Terkujat Makcik Syarifah Syeri.Bila dah habis reda hal ‘kecik kecik ati’ dalam rumah, I have to go to Warsaw for a week and baru balik malam semalam. I did not enjoyed it one bit. Sampai Warsaw, kena interrogate pulak dengan Polish Immigration Officer. Cam sial aje. My group lepas masuk, agaknya pasal masing-masing tu ada British Passport, yang I pulak, berbekalkan passport merah Malaysia I, ditanya itu ini. Macam le aku nak bomb Polish Airport tu. Part yang paling kelakar (aku la rasa kelakar) that Immigration lady bila tahan my passport, Tanya I ‘Do you speak English?’ dengan bongkaknya and bila I communicate dengan dia in English, dia pulak yang macam kena asthma attack. Terpaksa I panggil my Polish colleague yang travel dengan I. Puaslah my colleague ni berbahas untuk menyelamatkan I. Malu sunguh I.

Bila nak depart from Poland, kena tahan lagi, I dah siap standby my colleague siap-siap kat tepi pagar ‘Passport Control’ tu. Terpaksa pulak I panggil dia lagi. Lepas my colleague kong-keng dengan dia in their own language, barulah dibagi balik my passport merah yang kecik molek tu.

Nasib baik kat Heathrow okay, not to mention the chaos caused by last week terrorist threat. Kesian kat genuine travellers cam I ni. Kena periksa sambil diraba-raba. Kena bukak belt dan kasut. My colleague was so gutted rokok dengan lighter dia kena suruh buang. Putih matanya, yelah rokok kat London kan mahal, £5.50 satu packet. Kalau seposen tu takpelah jugak.

Terrorist terrorist botol susu ni, alangkah baiknya pergi menjaga keamanan kat Palestine sana tu. Yang nak habis tenaga dan nyawa mengebom kapalterbang dan diri sendiri tu pahal?

Okaylah, cakap lebih-lebih kang, aku pulak diingat terrorist internet. Blog ada unsur-unsur jenayah dan hasutan.

I better use this opportunity to thank Cik Babi Jelita, the hot water bottle yang sabar memanaskan perut I dimasa-masa genting ketika wabak senggugut melanda. Anak babi comel ni, my flatmate yang punya. Very cute.

Big Con???

> BURUNG INI SUNGGUH SCARY.ADAKAH HABITATNYA DIDALAM SELUAR KARAM SINGH WALIA?

How the hell Grace Celakabesarlahanatbabisial got voted back into the BBhouse, tuhan ajelah yang tahu. I voted her out once and paid 35p plus VAT through my pay monthly mobile bill. My heart split into pieces when Davina called her back in, and Grace look uglier than ever.

The Mirror newspaper (Anti BB official newspaper) keep harping on the voters misfortune to have wasted so much money on phone votes to get them out only to have them back on telly again to be voted in. BB quite possible to face the possibility to handout 3 million phone votes refund. Kalau I buat application to refund my 35p tu, rasa-rasa berbaloi ke?

Seeing Grace back on telly is a final insult, apatah lagi aku beriya-iya mengumpat dia dalam one of my post. Kesudahnya, dah 3 hari I tak tengok BB. Kesian I. Pasal Grace, terlepas peluang I tak tengok Nikki.

Mikey bodo tu pulak, Imogen dah ada, baik budi pekerti (okaylah…) dan ada rupa sikit, dia tak nak pulak. Nak jugak transfer air dia kat Grace yang hidung makin hari makin besar tu. Ish..kalau dah benci tu, semua tak kena. Kesian pulak Grace. I tak kenal dia pon.

Abang Dale (Mahadzir Lokman) tak habis-habis hantar text kelakar. Baru aje terima ni, as we speak.

‘Karam Singh Walia melaporkan untuk TV3: Salam sejahtera, satu kajian menunjukkan kaum wanita lebih gagah drpd kaum lelaki kerana mampu membawa dua buah gunung, kaum lelaki hanya mampu membawa dua biji telur, itupon dgn bantuan seekor burung…!!! Akhir kata, jinak-jinak merpati, jinak lagi burung sendiri.Burung merpati didekat lari, burung sendiri dipegang berdiri. Sekian, Karam Singh Walia melaporkan untuk TV3.’

Kah kah kah kah kah kah kah…….

Insecurity Kills

HEAR NO EVIL,SEE NO EVIL

What is blog? Blog is short for web log. A web log is a journal (or newsletter) that is frequently updated and intended for general public consumption. Blogs generally represent the personality of the author or the Web site he or she authored. Some quite happy to treat it like a digital diary.

Very honestly, my own rationale of blog is a free session of therapy. This is where I can write about anything that crossed my mind and not get cruelly judged. It can be a healthy polemic.If I’m lucky, I might get a positive feedback or otherwise. But the main thing is, I don’t usually know who are this commentators and I know that whatever the feedbacks are, we will not be judged on how we (me or the reader) understood it.

I have had busy days of late. My private and professional life clashed terribly as I’m finding myself halved into two and that ultimately made me exhausted. I’m trying so hard to be contained as much as I could and I knew that this container can crack if I’m not careful.

It has. Last night to be precise. Nothing to do with work or personal. I got randomly told off because of what I wrote in my blog. Something like ‘Be very careful what you write as it involves other people’. And my lid flipped.

Okay. Hear this...yeah. First, if you happen to stumbled upon my blog and unfortunately happened not to like it, I’m sorry to say that, it is your problem. It is about time now that you start admitting that you’re unconsciously problematic as you have started to get very anal about very little thing.

We crossed path with so many people and things in our everyday life. If the people or things that we come across are vividly interesting, they might linger longer in your mind and you will feel the need to offload it. This is what I do. I come across many interesting things regularly. Gossips, people, animal, busses and shits. I talked about them and talking seems to be the only way to make peace with things that got stacked in your head.

If I come across you, the very interesting you, yes, I’ll write about you. I’ll write about my own account of you and how I feel about it. Not that I’m coward not to blurt it off your face, it is just because the stuff that I personally found interesting about you it’s probably not worth talking about, heart to hearty. This is just a thought and they are like winds. You need to let them out or you’ll be sick with bloats.

So many professional writers wrote about people they come across. The fact that the people are so interesting to them writers inspired their beautiful piece.

My blog page for me is like a therapy session. I can talk about anything that crossed my thick scalp and don’t get judged. Most importantly, is free. I don’t have to fork out a bloody £40 per 40 minutes session.

My life, your life is so uncertain. If you want your life to be about you, it is probably a good idea not to involve others in your life. Everyone is entitled to their own freedom. Yes, you may have to think about yourself first before others but to have your own insecurity clouding your judgement can be silly and tricky.If you want your crazy insecurities to kill you slowly, you better start digging your own grave now. Stop telling people what they can, can’t do/feel/write/behave.

You’re very sad. Fancy a valium? Okay, you are free to leave my page now.Don't ever return because you're stupid.

What Muslims Want?

KHAIRY JAMALUDDIN,TAKDE KENA MENGENA DENGAN THIS POST APART FROM DILAPORKAN ADA HUBUNGAN SULIT MENYULIT DENGAN MAYA KARIN

I think 2 or 3 days ago, Channel 4 was showing the program called 'What Muslims Want'.The presenter, Jon Snow tackles one of the most difficult and controversial questions facing our country today: to what extent do Muslims in Britain pose a threat to this country and its values? There is a growing fear that the 1.6 million Muslims in Britain are rejecting the majority liberal, tolerant beliefs in this country for a radicalised version of Islam in which violence can be justified. People that involved in that program has conducted the most comprehensive and rigorous survey to date of Muslim opinion in Britain, with startling results.

Okay,part yang I paling tak suka, bila ada satu pompuan yang di interview, macam moderate Muslim, tak suka puak-puak yang fanatical tiba-tiba bila ditanya pasal her opinion about Gay People, terus naik bulu merak dia kata..yang kaum kaum ni tak patut diberi galakan. Macam tulah.Disebabkan aku geram sangat dengar commentnya, sampai butir-butir pertuturan dia pon tak berapa dengar sangat.Tapi yang nyata,memang dia ni tak suka gay movement/gay people kat atas bumi ni.

Tak tahulah I kalau makcik tu repressed lesbian kot.I ni, cuba sedaya upaya tak nak bagi comment yang ada potential menyakitkan hati orang.Tapi,I think kita ni patut respect other person opinion and choice.Cehh..mentang-mentanglah I kerja dalam community servive, equal opportunity and diversity gittew.

I honestly tak suka that program (Lee Novotny tanya I, what did think of it?) Sebabnya Kak Melah oii,I don't feel represented as a Muslim and I strongly feel that the majority of people think that way.

What I really want is, for all of us to hidup bersama without prejudice. Takde orang pandang serong kat janz-janz yang jalan macam ketipang payung or pompuan-pompuan yang suka mengunyah carpet.Biarlah mereka dengan cara hidup mereka sendiri.

I tak taulah apa orang lain fikir,tapi kadang-kadang hati ni terdetik kesian jugak kat orang-orang hati gembira ni.Buaknkah naluri dan perasaan tu kurniaan tuhan? Kalau naluri dan perasaan rasa suka kat sesama jenis,siapa yang nak disalahkan?

I ada cousin yang dolunya pramugara MAS pastu jumpa soulmate nya kat Vienna and dia dan pakcik tu settle down dan hidup bahagia.My cousin tu skang ni dok la kat Vienna.Masa dia mula-mula come out, teruk jugak dia di brainwash oleh sedara-mara kami.I ni kecik lagi masa tu,tapi pasang telinga jugak apa orang cakap.Macam-macam orang kata my cousin ni.Kesian dia.Dia tak kacau orang pon.

Kesudahnya,dia ambik tindakan yang maha drastic,tinggal emak tinggal saudara, buah apple ku turutkan.Mesti patah hatinya buat keputusan tu.Tapi apakan daya,nak buat cara baik (come out and come to term with it) orang tak suka, last-last,berhijrah lah.

I rasa,dalam hati my cousin tu,agaknya, kalau lah boleh diubah hidup ni, maybe dia nak jadi 'normal' (whatever that mean) tapi, masalahnya, dia happy cara dia macam ni.
Apa salahnya jadi lain dari yang lain? Apa benefitnya kalau semua kaum gay ni dibunuh dan diseksa/keji cam gitu sekali?

Adakah manusia lebih rela manusia ini menjadi hypocrite? Tak sedarkah mereka yang mereka menyeksa perasaan orang lain?

Islam is a religion.Never have I heard Islam untuk orang Normal.Ada ajaran-ajaran yang kita patut buat jalan pedoman tapi I tak yakin yang Allah tu terlalu kejam dan melaknat manusia yang serba kekurangan.

Kekuatan untuk melawan nafsu (in my opinion) datang dari Allah.Kalaulah kita ni tak berapa kuat nak melawan nafsu syaitan,adakah Allah akan menyalahkan kita seratus persen? Allah itu maha pengampun and as a Muslim,kita patut memohon agar diberi kekuatan yang lebih.

Sakit betul hati I tengok puak puak yang kononnya bercakap of behalf of all Muslims in the world tu.Speak for yourself mate!!! Bloody shallow prat!

Masalah Rumahtangga Dihari Selasa

PAKCIK NI PON ADA MASALAH RUMAHTANGGA JUGAK,TAPI DIA CONTROL KEJAM GITU

My best friend ni, tak habis-habis dengan masalah rumahtangganya yang maha cipot tu.Kesian jugak.Kawan I tu texted I pagi tadi and cakap kat I yang dia tidur pukul 5 pagi.I pon balas la balik,kau mengongkek sampai pagi ke ? Kejam tuuu..and dia pon balas, aku bergaduh lah.

My best friend ni, baru je bertunang.Bertunang paksaan lak tu.Why I kata paksaan, sebabnya, dia tak tahu menahu pasal majlis pertunangan yang dianjuran oleh kelurga sipolan kekasihnya ittew until very last minute.Nak tak nak, sebab tak nak bagi malu diri sendiri dan keluarga sipolan itu,dia ni menurut aje.Nak kata tak nak langsung tu,takdelah..just tak sepenuh hati aje.

My best friend ni, baik hati orangnya.I tau pasal I dah kenal dia dari KL lagi, dah berbelas tahun usia perkahwanan kami gitew.So, sekarang ni, bila dia marah-marah, akak pon jadi kecut perut, nak yak tak kena, nak cing pun tak kena.Ala-ala senggugut gittew.

Dua 3 menjak ni dia selalu komplen yang bercinta dengan omputih ni banyak pancaroba nya, especially omputih yang kg.com (kampungan gittew) Sekolah tak pandai tapi nak memandai-mandai.Kata my friend lah.

My friend ni kuat kerja,bertungkus lomos,membanting tulang yg berkerat-kerat tu (ni ayat filter ni, my friend actually cakap..penat puki aku kerja kuat, takde orang appreciate pon) My friend ni marah pasal dia merasakan dirinya diguna oleh partnernya ittew.

Sekarang ni, my friend dok hint-hint kat I yang dia dapat merasakan getarnya yang 2,3 hari ni mereka atas berputus arang berkerat rotan.Sakit benar hati my friend ni.

Akak ni,amatlah mengharapkan panas mereka itu sampai ke bulan 10, janganlah jadi sampai salji ditengah bulan 9.Peribahasa mangkuk ni.Susahkan, kalau masalah rumahtangga berpunca dari pihak lain? Kalau sendiri punya hal, macam berlaku curang dengan Johnny DEpp tu, lain la jugak.

So, akak hanya mampu berdoa demi kesejahteraan mereka dan juga kelembutan hati LIna Joy. Dan demi itu, marilah kita sama-sama dengarkan lagu 'Pak Ngah Balik' dendangan sitaktahusapa.

Wasalam.

Should I, Shouldn't I ?

HAPPY AJE MAKCIK NI, TAK KACAU ORANG

I got a random text message from Malaysia today. It wrotes 'Persatuan MELAYU KRISTIAN telah didaftar secara sah di Malaysia.INJIL BERBAHASA MELAYU telah dicetak dan diedar.IFC buat road show tuntut kebebasan tukar agama.Kes Lina Joy di mahkamah persekutuan diadili 2 HAKIM KRISTIAN! Jika Lina Joy menang, mahkamah syariah hilang kuasa dan orang islam Di Malaysia bebas untuk murtad.UMAT ISLAM WAJIB BANTAH IFC!!! Sebarkan pada rakan muslimat.

Honestly, I'm crap at translating but the gist is, Lina Joy the Muslim-turned-Christian is now fighting her case in syariah court to have the word 'Islam' extracted from her ID. If I'm not mistaken, I first heard about this issue couple of months back. It's on the local paper. From what I understand, this former Azlina Jailani has converted and changed her name to Lina Joy. For some reason, the NRD allowed her to changed her name based on her religion conversion but disallow the extraction of the word 'Islam' because of 'that Malays could not renounce Islam because an ethnic Malay was defined by the Constitution as "a person who professes the religion of Islam," and the jurisdiction in conversion matter lay solely in the hands of Syariah Court.

Gitulah kisahnya.Hamba Allah yang send me the text is probably dead against this case.I applaud the text sender passion about Islam.So he/she should be.But I'm also torn between what we always 'laung-laungkan' and that is kebebasan beragama (Freedom Of Belief)

The case, if I understand correctly is that the Syariah Court is disapproving Lina Joy to drop the word Islam.Lina Joy must somehow managed to converted, possibly through Federal Court as there's no way that Syariah Court will allow.

I really feel sorry for LIna Joy. Sorry that she eventually has lose faith in Islam and sorry that she feel that Christianity seems to be the better choice of religion.Like all of us, Lina Joy can think for herself and I bet, she must have pondered very deep before doing whatever she have done and must somehow prepared for the unwanted attention.

Macam ni lah.I nak pakai theory 'psychological' sikit. Bergaduh dengan orang gila,kita pon sama gila.Manusia, kalau ditahan kehendak dan nafsu,kesudahannya dia akan buat juga malah bertambah teruk lagi. When I was learning my basic Islamic (masa umur 4 ke 5 tahun) skills from my father yang kuat jugak religious nya, my abah use to say that Nabi Muhammad SAW have to face his worst enemy to sebarkan Islam. Prophet Muhammad uses the softest approach towards his enemy but in the same time, pray to Allah SWT supaya melembutkan hati musuhnya.

I think, orang Islam ni sometimes, too volatile. Macam kita saja yang betul. Of course kita nak orang tahu apa yang kita ikut ini betul,but apa pulak hak kita untuk mengata pegangan orang lain tak betul?

Alangkah baiknya, if we can strengthen the knowledge and the interest of Islam using the most therapeutical approach? Ni tak, nak tunjuk Islam kuat, bomb kapal terbang, bom tube.Mana orang nak ikut.Orang takut lagilah ada.

Lina Joy's case, sama-samalah kita berdoa agar Allah menunjukkan jalan yang benar kepada dia.Dia pon manusia,ada hati dan perasaan juga.Maybe sekarang dia rasa Islam ni tak betul dan Kristian itu benar.Biarkan sajalah.Lagi kita halang, bertambah kuat semangatnya nak melawan.

Nampak macam government nak halang orang tukar agama pakai undang-undang syariah. Kalau ikut I, nak pakai mahkamah pon tak guna juga,kalau hati dah lain.Law is only on paper.Kalau hati dah rasa tak Islam macam Lina Joy, tak guna juga. Buat apa ada agama based on apa tertulis atas paper?

Well,this is only an opinion of which, all of us are entitled to. Semoga Allah menjaga pedoman kita.

Nicol The Great

If only the Malay sportsmen/women can be like high spirited Nicol David.Main squash semata-mata untuk diri dan negara.Hal-hal dalam kain baju adalah untuk tatapan diri sendiri.There's no need to sell cheap photos and stupid gossip to scoop starve reporters who writes nothing but things you don't even want to read.

Sportswomen/men Melayu, dipuji lebeyy sikit, terus kiok keesokan harinya...and bila dah kalah teruk,salah-menyalahkan orang lain.

Masalah Rumahtangga Dihari Minggu

ADAKAH ITU BINTANG DILANGIT ATAUPON TAPAK SELEMAN YANG MELOMPAT DARI LAUTAN??

Orang ada pasangan, kita pon mau pasangan jugak. Memang bahagia berpasang-pasangan ni. People said that all that is one can be divided by two. Going places, sharing interest, pillow talk…all that shit.

My own relationship is quite volatile at times but as I remember saying that the only reason that we are still together is because we tolerated each other, apart from…of course the big L. Sometimes, emotional baggage can become the root of relationship problem and I’m lucky we have less of that. That is because we agree on that will not be a problem...in our many problems.

My parents plus many many people I know have the most traditional relationship, and quite often, is making them unhappy. My idea of a traditional relationship is a couple who allow their emotional baggage get in the way and the common emotional emotional baggage amongst people I knew is family problems.

My own mother fortunately has a good relationship with her mother in-law that lasted until my grandmother’s demise. There have never been a bad words between them (oops...factual ni, biasalah kalau masa kecik-kecik telinga kita as a budak kecik is so like kuali bcos we heard everything, especially the juicy-juicy gossip)

I have seen how the strain of the relationship between my mother and her in laws is eating her inside. This is because, nak mengata lebih-lebih, tak boleh, nak tahan kan dalam hati pon tak boleh. Nak face to face and confront them for a ‘adult conversation’ talk lagilah takde bcoz quite often, kalau sesiapa yang ambil cara macam ni akan dikutuk dibelakang sampai mati…like ish..ish..eksennya dia tu.

The worst problem to face in a relationship if your partner ada extra handbag from his/her previous marriage. As much as we want to say ‘if you brought up your children not to be prejudice and then they will turn out okay’, sometimes, things is not as simple as that. Bila ada crisis, kalau tak take side your own darah daging, partner you kecik ati and vice versa. Susah kan ?

Me and my partner have our family issue separate. It’s better that way. I think it is a lot easier bcos I live here. Kalau kat KL, susah jugak. Sometimes your closest families like parents and siblings tak buat hal, yang extension cord like sepupu spare part ni yang banyak songels.

I’m posting this issue pasal my best mate ada masalah rumah tangga dengan partner dia. Dua mereka orang ni memang pasangan cocoks gittew tapi yang sorang tu telah membuka ruang untuk family nya berkuasa macam Robert Mugabe and sekarang ni menghadapi masalah ‘ditelan mati kucing, diluah pon mati kucing…either way, buat apa-apa pon, kucing itu pasti mati.

So untuk my best mate menyelesaikan masalahnya like ‘ibarat bagi makan kucing, kucing biar kenyang dan cat food Whiskas nya tidak berselerak’, I ingin memutarkan lagu dendangan Ramlah Ram ‘Cinto Den Bedarai’ untuk my best mate ni menenangkan hatinya dan hati kucing nya.

Selamat terhibur hendaknya.

Lets Follow Me...And Brighton Pride

Something that I and my special group of friends go every year to menjamu mata and makan doughnuts di Brighton Pier.

Sexual preference aside,I think this is something that all of us should see and experience.I'll be back on Monday with the news and pixz.

As usual, I will be my mates official driver, ye lah.Aku ni sering diperlakukan seperti sattelite navigation gittew.So, celaka-celaka besar ni selalulah bila nak jalan jauh sikit, akan meng include I untuk bahan 'tom-tom' an mereka. Tapi aku rela...walaupon hati den badaraiii.

p/s Ramai jejanz hensem you....

Tough Love

PAT KERRIGAN YANG COMEL


I'm not sure if this program lepas masuk ke dalam Malaysian Television. It's a story about life in a women prison called Larkhall. Dah lama jugak I duduk kat sini, tak pulak pernah dengar prison nama Larkhall. Holloway adalah...

Coincidental generalisation,women prison blocks will always be asociated with a lesbianism culture.Make sense jugak, dah takde jantan, make use lah dengan apa yang ada.Tu la, siapa suruh buat jahat lagi,kan dah kena masuk jail.

The program is called BAD GIRLS.I have been watching it for the past 4 years gittew. daripada one inmate to another inmate yang keluar masuk jail.

The episodes become more intresting by day and quite possible that orang (aku la tu) sanggup tak nak keluar rumah sebab nak tengok Bad Girls.Watching Bad Girls, made me wonder, macam manalah keadaan women prison kat Malaysia tu.Whether or not they have what these people called 'Top Dogs' or maknanya lebih kurang pompuan yang terkuat among the banduan (bukan kakitangan penjara you). Currently, Bad Girls punya Top Dog is called Pat Kerrigan (dia ini sungguh ayu orangnya) dan dialah yang menjadi boss perempuan-perempuan durjana tu. Bad Girls amat bernasib baik pasal Pat Kerrigan is not a corrupt character pasalnya,dia menggunakan kekuatannya kejalan benar,kaedahnya..dia tidak menyalahguna kuasa macam Robert Mugabe gittew.

Banduan-banduan di Larkhall ni panggil prison warden mereka 'Screw'.Apa makna disebalik nama gelaran 'Screw' itu tak pulaklah diketahui oleh akak ni.Ada 'Screw' yang jahat, ada 'Screw' yang berhati mulia.Ada pulak yang just biasa aje...tak jahat tak baik...maknanya, buat kerja, balik rumah and cukup bulan dapat gaji.Macam akak lah jugak.Kerja mati-matian pon dapat apa? Bayar tax cam nak mampos gak.

Al-kisahnya, semua inmates kat Larkhall ada tragedy mereka sendiri.Yang paling celaka dalam program ni ialah Natalie Buxton yang profession nya sebelum ditangkap polis ialah Agen Pelacuran Kanak-Kanak Antarabangsa.Kat sini orang yang ada kena-mengena dengan apa saja activity sexual membabitkan kanak-kanak, tak kiralah dia tu paedophile ke or tukang supply, mereka ini akan digelar 'Nonce' gitew.Dari mana asalnya perkataan itu, usahlah bertanya kepada diriku ini.

Kisah Bad Girls ini, memang patut ditonton oleh segenap lapisan masyarakat termasuklah Datuk Rais Yatim yang sekarang ni tengah active mengumpat PussyCat Dolls.Tapi akak ingat,nak masuk Malaysia macam susah sikitlah...bukanya sebab ada babak-babak sexy yang tak sesuwei untuk kanak-kanak,bahasa yang dipakai oleh pompuan jail ni sungguh menggiurkan gittew.They don't swear that much...fuck off...piss off tu macam biasalah...tapi dialog-dialog mereka banyak sexual insinuation for example...'Ohh..she is the type that eat from a hairy table'.Lesbian lah tu....

I hope one day, orang Malaysia especially yang berkuasa menentukan what other people should or should not watch will be open minded enough to release this program so that budak-budak remaja Malaysia can learn of what will be the consequences of trafficking and doing drugs, pelacuran,small time petty criminal like samun menyamun,fraudulant,murder etc. Bila mereka dah tengok betapa susah dan sengsaranya hidup dipenjara, sumpah mereka semua akan bertaubat nasuha dan duduk rumah sambil menonton Academy Fantasia.Tak gitu?

Cintaku Seratus Persen

Yesterday, at work, my client came to the office...mula-mula tu (his usual trick kalau dia berhajat) offer to make me a cup of coffee. Tapi I pulak dah ada 2 botol Coke Zero (saja nak try this type of Coca Cola, cinta beralih arah le kejap dari Diet Coke) So, I told him, it's alright, I got a drink already.So, pakcik inipun startlah menyampaikan hasrat hatinya kat I. Kononnya, alasan nak buat kopi untuk I tu macam ice breaker lah kononnya.

Pakcik ni,ada birth defect.Born with rare blood condition.So, walaupun umur dia dah dekat 30, perangai dan mentality dia macam budak umur 12.Baik budaknya, bila anginnya baik.Mak dah mati, family pon macam suam-suam kuku dengan dia.Kesian you.

Few months ago, I approved the Sky installation dalam my project, untuk kemudahan my clients jugak, boleh lah masing-masing tu buat activity bersama, macam tengok TV especially live sports.

Pakcik sorang ni, walaupun Putih, suka ikut fashion gagak.Pakai seluar besar and tiru-tiru concept bling-bling tu.50 cent la, Tupac la,LL Cool J la, macam-macam.

So, semalam, dia pon tanya I, boleh tak dia beli seluar dalam Hugo Boss.He was very specific where he asked for those with the embroided writing on the top bit.I pon cakap, okaylah, kalau you suka and you pon ada duit.So I pon involved lah dia dalam kerja-kerja mencari boxer shorts Hugo Boss dalam internet.Berlambak-lambak gambar boxer shorts yang keluar.Syok lah I...model seluar dalam lelaki semuanya meletopz.Pisang depa semuanya size XL, well endowed gittew.

Pakcik ni pon pilihlah.Yang dia suka yang mahal lak tu. 27pounds sehelai.I told him that is a lot of money to pay for an underwear.Tapi puas dia merayu-rayu kat I. Dia kata boxer short tu macam boxer short 50 cent yang dia nampak dalam his music video.Then I pon cakaplah dengan dia, 50cent tu ada juta-juta dalam bank, and dia boleh la beli seluar dalam mahal macam tu.

Pakcik ni nak jugak.Dia kata dia pon boleh tunjuk kat pompuan yg dia suka kat day centre yang dia pergi every thursday tu.Ish...

Last-last pasal kesian kat dia, I pon approvelah 4 helai boxer shorts that totalled up jadi 105 pounds.Teruklah aku nak jawab dengan social worker dia nanti. Nilah kaedahnya nak ikut sangat PCP (Person Centred Planing)

Nasib baik dia ada duit, kalau tak haru jugak.Tu lah manusia, sanggup buat apa saja demi cinta.Cinta kat 50 cent, cinta kat orang lain.Nak menunjuk punya hal.Sanggup berhabis.

Seratus persen cinta ku...Hanyalah untuk mu.Seratus persen duit mu, masuklah dalam akaun ku.Tu baru betul.

Many Happy Returns...

WHO LIKE A BIT OF CAKE?

Ahh…my flatmate is celebrating her 32nd birthday today. Good for her. Live another day to see the beauty of this world and the see the worst of it. Either way, I’m sure she’ll find way to enjoy her day with her rakan-rakan seperkatilan, sepekerjaan, sepengumpatan, sepenyundalan dan berbagai-bagai lagi.

I come across a new scandal when reading Berita Harian yesterday. Apparently, there’s a ‘Sharifah’ that have succeeded in making fortune by mengkelabu asap orang kaya-kaya in Malaysia. Big time con and she allegedly earned 4 million on one target. And today, she was arrested by a special team and is waiting to be charged, see if the authorities have enough evidence to charge her. Tup tup, the reporter managed to interviewed one of her relative and he said, she is apparently ‘spooky as hell’. Ni type yang menuntut ilmu hitam kat Indonesia pastu bantai pukau orang. Macam case Mona Fendey gittew.

In addition to that scandal, after Datuk K, now appear Datuk J out of nowhere (jamban kott) From what I read, Datuk J involved in an illicit affair with one of Malaysian actress and when his Datin found out, Datin went on and take matters in her own hand. Literally, by pulling that actress hair in a shopping mall. Tak cukup dengan aksi tarik menarik rambut serta exchanging kind words, Datin pakat panggil reporter from the telly to broadcast her angst. Now, another 2 women emerged from thin air (both happened to be Datuk J ex wives) and starts telling tale about Datuk J who they reckoned is a big time con man.

On top of all this silly, petty and ridiculous scandal, Malaysian still has time to

1. Crtisised Pussycat Dolls punya pakaian.
2. Fell the absolute need and urged to prey on people’s private business, like who they choose to have sex with or if they religiously sembahyang ke tidak ?

Sharifah Penipu Besar Al-Kulubi & Datuk J, orang macam ni immune pulak dari kata-kata nista masyarakat yang so prejudice.

Irritable Denial Syndrome

PUSSYCAT DOLLS TENGAH KHUSYUK BERPOSING UNTUK MAJALAH MUSLIMAH EDISI KE 19, SEBELUM BREAK UNTUK SEMBAHYANG ASAR

Malaysian government or to be precise, people that worked for the government are currently very upset, pasalnya, apparently si Pussycat Doll telah terlepas menyanyi dan bersuka dia di Sunway Lagoon, khabarnya berdressing maut bagai.How maut the dressing was,taktau le akak, pasalnya, Pussycat Doll punya video clip selalu kuar kat MTV and akak rasa dressing meka tu biasa aje.Nak kata menjolok mata sangat tu takdelah.

Apparently, Rais Yatim and his lot, tak happy. Khabarnya ada internal investigation team to investigate siapalah lahabau yang melepaskan anak-anak kucing tu ke Sunway Lagoon tanpa memakai purdah dan baju kabarung.

Kesian Pussycat Doll.Agaknya yang mengomplen tu, adalah mereka-mereka yang panas hati tak dapat ticket free.So now they are taking it on Pussycat Dolls.

Okaylah...macam ni.Yesterday masa I tengah bloghopping, I come across one mamat samdol called Alan Fadzli apparently wishes to see or to read about how Malaysian in the UK making their connection with Allah the almighty.Well, fair enough.But I really doubting his motive behind the request.

I can't help to think that some Muslim have it in their head that Muslim have to behave a certain way just because they're Muslim.Okay, I respect your opinion, whoever think that way.

But, in Pussycat Doll case, the girls are obviously non-muslim, and they dressed the way they feel comfortable with and maybe essential part of their job is to dress as such.Well, I supposed that the Malaysian promoter invited them. Okaylah...kalau nak ikut sangat dress code, whoever foreigner yang masuk Malaysia kena pakai cam ni,cam ni.Tapi, janganlah expect orang akan mengubah cara hidup diorang dek kerana cara hidup kita yang sekian-sekian.

I takde pulak tengok Catholic based country like the European, suruh orang Islam bukak tudung or bukak kopiah jubah bila melawat negara diorang. It goes without saying that they have high respect on Human Rights, you can only be yourself wherever you are in this world.

Rais Yatim dan mereka-mereka yang sewaktu dengannya, mengaku sajalah...suka tengok micro miniskirt PussyCat Dolls tu.Kalau boleh, nak pakat-pakat nyanyi...Don't you wish your boyfriend is raw like me...don't chaaa !!!

And lastly, Mr Alan Fadzli, macam manalah boleh tersesat cruising kat rainbow area ni? Nak cerita-cerita jejak rasul,kenapa tak search web page Raihan aje?

I believe, kita ni sebenarnya, tak tahu janji tuhan.Elok ingat mengingatkan...tapi apa penyudah kita, tak siapa yang tahu.

All the sumbang mahram kat Malaysia tu, siapa nak explain? Tu lah, sekat lagi kebebasan orang.Kutuk orang ni, pasal orang ni gay lah, lesbian lah...lupakah mereka yang individual ada otak masing-masing dah boleh memilih apa yang mereka suka? Lantak lah..nak jadi pondan ke bagai, janji tak bunuh orang dan menderhaka pada mak abah.Itu yang paling penting dari making up something that you're not.