Update

Al-Fatihah lah kepada family Yasmin Ahmad. At the risk of mengecikkan hati peminat-peminatnya yang sanggup bersusah payah datang SS19 yang was made famous by my late friend yang kena bunuh, bakar dalam longkang tu, I just cannot follow the fuss and the stress. Siapa suka dengar cerita orang mati...kan? When I return to KL, my sister dok promote-promote lah cerita Yasmin Ahmad. I think I have a couple, in DVD yang tidak haram tau, Kiah. I have been busy to watch...and when I did, I may have to re watch, since I pun tak berapa paham message nya (mana nya nak paham...sambil tengok DVD sambil masak meggi)

The last I saw (most probably one of her old ones) is with Alan Yun on it. Wahhh....terbukaklah bijik mata ku. But that jawa-looking man yang rasa macam dia Raja West End theatre (I am not against any orang jawa ni...) yang buat semak mata I. Was he the judge in that Fame Academy Malaysia tu? Isk....apalah credential dia...selain dari perasan nak jadik Simon Cowell?

I don't particlarly like that girl either...isk!!! My expectation of a pelakon is setinggi IBM building kat Taman Tun tu. I think her mother is a better actress than her. But it is better her than all that touch and go actor/actress. Last year there was this drama (unfortunately Mak aku suka, so ku tak boleh tukar channel Kiah oiii..sebab ada Amat Tamimi) where all the actors are so engrossed with their tuxedo. Eh...people wear tuxedo since jaman Tok Ki lah...boleh anak beranak tu catwalk dengan Tuxedo pinjam masing2? Ptuihhhh!!!!!

I don't really aware of Yasmin Ahmad, but if she manage to pull such a crowd in life and after, she must be someone unusual. But interviewers/interviewee...please, you sound way much better with a normal spoken English. Takyah lah nak add American and English accent. Or, is that how they speak now? Stick to just one...

While the journalist suka sangat encourage cerita-cerita gossip rumah tangga orang (hence aku yang dok bawah khemah ni pun tau Kiah) I am likely to question si tukang kena gossip tu. Kau dah berkawan dengan laki orang...Cik Kak oi. Kawan aje lah. Takyah lah nak menyambut salam chenta ku pulak. Yang bujang nya ramai...ensem lagi. I guess Jantan la ni (this happened to my friend occay?) sukalah menggunakan message dakwah to pick women up. I tell you..dalam tube, dalam bus kat sini, ramai gak jejantan Jehovah Witnesses and Christian Baptist bangsa cakap berapi hallelujah..hallelujah tak abis-abis, tapi takdelah pulak yang I dengar nak digunakan untuk mengorat pompuan.

Yang pompuan-pompuan ni pun satu....dah le kau terjatuh cinta pulak (owh..saya tak kuasa menghalang takdir tuhan...tengok tu bila dah macam ni aje, takdir kan?) takyah lah nak rubbing it on people face lagi. Cuba kau tengok Kak Angelina Jolie tu...ada dia buat statement mengada-ngada bila Brad Pitt jatuh ketangan dia? Ingat..best woman win, okay?

I read about the trend pompuan yang bergerek dengan Pak Arab, Pak Hitam and Pak Pak Expatriate yang sewaktu dengan nya.Regardless apa race and nationality, they all tu adalah jantan yang sungguh suka kalau benda yang dia nak dibagi free. Kau ngerti?

I heard about siapa jantan/pompuan yg bila dah disambar oleh kaler lain-lain ni, boleh kau terusss keluar statement...I tak main lah jantan/pompuan Melayu.

Mulutttttt...kan? My father..dalam pada dia agaknya bersembahyang hajat suruh I ni kawin...I remember he said...kalau boleh, dapat orang lelaki yang badan sihat, kuat kerja...jgn yang hisap dadah, jgn gila (amboii discriminasi nya..now aku dah kerja dgn Mental Health ni) and jangan orang Arab. I wonder why.

Adakah ini bermakna....Brad Pitt akan disambut dengan pulut kuning?