Perjodohan Suchee....III (Episod Melawan Ibu)

Kepada yang memaksa-maksa tu, sila beringat yang I ni adalah careerwoman yang sangat berwawasan (eshhh..tak habis-habis ke aku ni nak menyindir kau Kiah?) so, takleh le nak hapdate sesedap rasa aje tau? And of course, I am all honoured with all the attention (not sure untuk aku personally ke or you all ni memang lapar gossips) sampai ada yang sanggup dicabul bangsa berbau kari, sorang takpe..tapi 5 sekali gus tu! Tak habis-habis ke you all berdua ni nak jadik Ning Baizura pulak?

Abang R has came and gone. Suffice said, the image of him bertahun-tahun dahulu dalam kepala hotak ku is still the same. He is the sort of person who looks good when aged. Macam I lah sikit-sikit..makin tua, makin nampak muda kan Kiah?

I was very angry with my Mum...obviously she cannot run lah after aku ambushed dia dalam telepon. The good thing is that I had more time to think before I made that call. Kita ni, sebagai anak-anak yang duduk jauh dimata mak ayah, mulut kena berpada-pada jugak kalau nak ber communicate dengan orang tua. My mother is a lovely woman...what she had to put up with all these years can bring tears to my eyes.I can write about me being and feeling angry but the truth is, the way she is, I can't even raise a voice.

Bila dah kena ambushed tu, her mengelak strategy of course lah kata...your Appa is worried about you. Duduk jauh..takde orang laki. Words after words uttered, bertambah kompem lah ni semua plan Ayahanda, although...the truth maybe...Ayahanda sure slow talk dengan mother whispering aku dah nak mati blablabla...and that he can only mati knowing that I am safe and ber laki. Agak nya lah....

So with anak teruna (tah ye lah si Abg R tu teruna...kalau tak orang tebuk dia..dia pun tebuk orang...huishhhh mulutku) trang tang tang dah datang rumah, ber career lagi...and boleh diharap lak tu, of course to Ayanhanda & Bonda yang tak lena tidur malam dek kerna anak nya yang sorang ni, he is like a godsend. Godsend tu pun satu cerita Kiah...kalau Mak si Abang R tu pun dah macam tak leh tutup mata dek risau anak laki nya takde orang pompuan jaga, plus the obsession nak merapatkan tali silaturrahim dengan my father, lagilah lajuuuuuuuuu aje program perjodohan ni kan?

My mother has all her cable connected for this purpose. Be mindful, this is not last week plan. Plan ni macam dah lama dah kira nya. Ghope-ghope nya, dia dah pakat buat promo kat my sisters and the people who I am in close speaking terms, to smooth things up. So, that kind of explains why aku dapat email-email berbau indecent proposals aje from my sisters and cousins..like

i) Email from adik no. 1 - 'pssst..aku dengar ada eligible bachelor suda syiok dengan lu...hensemmm....apa lagi, rembat lah'

ii) Email from cousin no.1 - 'kau ni bilo laie...kalau ko maun, den ado calon...osah hensem eh..pecayo lah cakap den'

iii) Email from cousin no.2 - 'I think it is about time you settle down...one handsome fella is waiting for a yes'

Macam siyallllllllllllllll kan? Of course lah, this perjodohan (not only with Abang R) is not yesterday's news. So bila I dapat email-email diatas, hatiku yang berdebup-debap-debab ni takdelah rasa sangsi ke hapa...ni lah yang dapek eh bilo besedagho mo puak-puak gampang ni.

So when I called my mother, letting her know yang I dah tahu apa plan nya, she let down her guard...thinking that I was up to it as well. Ohh tidak kata ku! Amma pun..janganlah macam tu. I said to her, don't do this again. Dia cakap kat I, kau tak nak ada kawan ke? See, bila mak-pak tanya pasal kawan, of course lah they're referring to 'that' type of kawan. So, sebagai careerwoman yang berwawasan lagi bongkak, I pun jawab lah...I got lot of things in my way,nak buat tu ini..nak beli tu ini...I don't want any kawan yet. Amma said...you can still do all that even when you have 'kawan'. I pun jawab..I don't want to talk about it..I'll call again soon. Terus bye bbye bye and letak tepon.

So, tidak kurang hajar..tapi tetap melukakan hati ibu githoo....how to win lah, Kiah?

Tapi kan..dalam tak suka, tak nak kawan...pi jumpa juga.

Babai Kiah....