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After si Reading Prodigy JT tu telephone to tell me his news, I no longer feel like keeping him closer to my radar. Ni semua kawan-kawan tak perlu ni.
I ni you all, dah le takramai kawan. Dah lah kawan tak ramai, I am so bad at keeping in touch. So, so bad! Mother's Day in UK bebaru ni, I thought, I send my mother some GBP. I kind of forgot her birthday, well, not really. My boleh harap assistant has now naik pangkat and was covering for me while I am doing what I am doing now. So usually, si dia ni lah yang ku hambat pergi Royal Mail.
2 months ago, I bought bundle of chocolate for my Putrajaya Scandal. I took the stuff to my opis in Twickenham...and yesterday, my former assistant told me, eh Hjh Esah, I was so stressed at work I rasa nak makan aje ceklat kau tu. Then I remember...lah! Tak ku hantar lagi ke?
Alasang nya, buku address ku ada kat rumah si Tua tu...so nak tak nak, wahai Scandal ku Dentist Bini Orang, silalah hantar address mieww melalui Facebook ku yeah?
Back to my mother....ceh, like mother like daughter, like me, my amma also is a low maintenance woman. She will usually feel so bad if I gave her money, as she thought that I may need it more than her. So I TT the cash through my CNN sister bank account, dengan message yang sungguh kejam 'Kalau aku tahu kau cukai duit tu, siaplah..kita berperang!!!'. So my sister send me a message, oii! Kenapa kau lama tak telepon?
Then I remember, the last time I call my amma was...a day after I touch down from KL, tu hari. And I never call since. Tak ke meraung orang tua tu?
So if you nak marah2 I didn't call you, count your self lucky if I had just called you 2 weeks ago. I didn't even call my own mother, tawww!!! Matilaaaa anak durhaka.
Back to JT again. I am seriously considering nak lost contact ni. What for lah kan? Not that we were close, I am just a familar face from school yang dulunya dia tak pernah tegur. I am so menyampah with his guts to treat his wife like that.
I assume that he may want to enjoy his freedom like katak pergi Pesta Ago-go, so he will not notice that I am off his radar.
But dengan muka tak malunya...(I really should stop sending telepathy message to geng badak-badak cam ni) he send me a text message today.
He just wrote, this is my number...just in case you don't have it. Please call, it willbe nice to meet for chitchat.
Classic sungguh...saja nak buat equipment testing kot...buat-buat hantar message, ni nombor I, kot-kot lah you hilang. I sure hope nombor tu hilang, hilang dengan dia sekali.
Nak aje cakap..nombor tak hilang...tapi malas lah nak layan you. Tapi kang kecik ati. Susah jantan yang cepat kecik ati ni...pahtu bila kita tegur, tak ngaku kecik ati...buat-buat berlagak babeng lak tu.Padahal semua orang dah tahu.
How you wish a woman can just get away with lame excuse like that.
After si Reading Prodigy JT tu telephone to tell me his news, I no longer feel like keeping him closer to my radar. Ni semua kawan-kawan tak perlu ni.
I ni you all, dah le takramai kawan. Dah lah kawan tak ramai, I am so bad at keeping in touch. So, so bad! Mother's Day in UK bebaru ni, I thought, I send my mother some GBP. I kind of forgot her birthday, well, not really. My boleh harap assistant has now naik pangkat and was covering for me while I am doing what I am doing now. So usually, si dia ni lah yang ku hambat pergi Royal Mail.
2 months ago, I bought bundle of chocolate for my Putrajaya Scandal. I took the stuff to my opis in Twickenham...and yesterday, my former assistant told me, eh Hjh Esah, I was so stressed at work I rasa nak makan aje ceklat kau tu. Then I remember...lah! Tak ku hantar lagi ke?
Alasang nya, buku address ku ada kat rumah si Tua tu...so nak tak nak, wahai Scandal ku Dentist Bini Orang, silalah hantar address mieww melalui Facebook ku yeah?
Back to my mother....ceh, like mother like daughter, like me, my amma also is a low maintenance woman. She will usually feel so bad if I gave her money, as she thought that I may need it more than her. So I TT the cash through my CNN sister bank account, dengan message yang sungguh kejam 'Kalau aku tahu kau cukai duit tu, siaplah..kita berperang!!!'. So my sister send me a message, oii! Kenapa kau lama tak telepon?
Then I remember, the last time I call my amma was...a day after I touch down from KL, tu hari. And I never call since. Tak ke meraung orang tua tu?
So if you nak marah2 I didn't call you, count your self lucky if I had just called you 2 weeks ago. I didn't even call my own mother, tawww!!! Matilaaaa anak durhaka.
Back to JT again. I am seriously considering nak lost contact ni. What for lah kan? Not that we were close, I am just a familar face from school yang dulunya dia tak pernah tegur. I am so menyampah with his guts to treat his wife like that.
I assume that he may want to enjoy his freedom like katak pergi Pesta Ago-go, so he will not notice that I am off his radar.
But dengan muka tak malunya...(I really should stop sending telepathy message to geng badak-badak cam ni) he send me a text message today.
He just wrote, this is my number...just in case you don't have it. Please call, it willbe nice to meet for chitchat.
Classic sungguh...saja nak buat equipment testing kot...buat-buat hantar message, ni nombor I, kot-kot lah you hilang. I sure hope nombor tu hilang, hilang dengan dia sekali.
Nak aje cakap..nombor tak hilang...tapi malas lah nak layan you. Tapi kang kecik ati. Susah jantan yang cepat kecik ati ni...pahtu bila kita tegur, tak ngaku kecik ati...buat-buat berlagak babeng lak tu.Padahal semua orang dah tahu.
How you wish a woman can just get away with lame excuse like that.
2 comments:
usah di layan si JT tu, mengabihkan boreh yo...
yatie
Makji,
Re : last sentence - Kaaaaaannnnnn????????
Cheh.
-nbns-
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