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Karena kemeriahan mulutku yang amat sangat, I pi kompang kat my cousin yang I ada Facebook account.So, together...we add each other as a friend, walaupun reality nya, bertegursapa pun amatlah jarang nya.

Today, while I dok berbalas-balas message-message berbau porno dgn Hjh Haleemah, my cousin messaged me.So, we berborak-boraklah, asking me bila I nak balik yadda, yadda, yadda.

Because there is nothing to chat about, I ended up asking her berita-berita mutakhir kat Malaysia nun.Saja laa...macamlah aku tak baca news, but I ran out of idea to chat. Seperti biasa, she story me about DSAI, Pak Tidollah...Saifulliwat, Altanboya, all them to Ahmad Mahmood demise. Laaa...inalillah.

Because of our age difference, she being 10 years younger, conveniently I terlupa yang dia ni bukan lagi budak comot kuat nangis yang sikit-sikit lari belakang mak dia.She is obviously well read and study and here I am, imagining her in her lampin pakai buang.(I am not talking sanita taww?)

She told me that I should read news produced by Malaysiakini and not Utusan. Dalam hati, nak aje cakap..ye,I tau...but obviously, you never thought you will get that info from someone who you remember well by crying for no reason.

She also told me that another interesting thing to check out is blog (macam lah...) She named all the blog that I should check out.Pheww....sungguhlah informative budak ni.

Tiba-tiba....

'Kak Ngah, you should try reading this blog.The author is so gila tau'.
'Ye ke?' 'Siapa?'
'Oh..Kak Ngah google Hjh Esah, nanti semua pasal dia keluar' 'She lives in UK'
'Ohhhhhhhh'

Fashionably, I excused myself out of Facebook, telling her I nak berak.

And I still nak berak....rasa nak berak. Rasa nak meletop!!!!

I'm sure by the time I publish this entry, she will now know who is Hjh Esah.

Pssttt....jangan bagitau orang ye?

And I shall go underground.Sebelum aku mengilangkan diri, kepada orang ittew, terima kasih atas pengiriman Sampoerna ijau.

Larikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!