Achtung !!!

Hello kawan-kawan yang dicingtahi....

I'm going to be off for a couple of week starting besok.As we speak, I tengah mengarahkan pembantu peribadi tolong carikan passport I, tah mana diam nya sekarang ni and I juga mengarahkan diri sendiri pi carik kain baju yang nak dibungkus masuk dalam beg.

I am happy at the prospect of tak payah pergi kerja and buat kerja opis, although I'll be bringing some work home and promised my Boss today yang every 2 days I'll be remotely checking office email from my current location.

I am also happy at the prospect that I'll be seeing a lot of mentally capable people and never have to talk therapy 7.5 hours daily.I don't have to discuss anyone's suicidal thoughts and I don't have to hear anyone's weird and abnormal sexual tendencies.On top of all that, I am happy that I don't have to take notes, discuss you in my weekly supervision with the Consultant and analysing every little bit of you.

However, I might embark on a new profession once I'm in KL.

I am quite happy to resume duty as a pakar motivasi diri kepada anda-anda semua. If you ever need facilitating in

a) Cara-cara menyonglap duit suami
b) Melepak berjam-jam kat KLCC or warung-warung tanpa rasa bersalah kat laki dan anak-anak
c) Cara-cara menangkis tohmahan laki anda yang jealous kerna anda bersosialan tanpa batasan
d) Hypnoteraphy --cara melupakan anak-anak and laki selama 10jam dengan mudah dan tanpa rasa bersalah bila berhuha dan bershopping
e) Discover your hidden potential, demi memenangi perperangan mulut dengan laki and mak mertua anda
f) Open up to new possibilities, laki ada boyfren pun ada juga...
g) Duitmu Duitku, Duitku Duitku Jua...Kau takleh share

Untuk tempahan, sila hubungi saya menerusi talian terus ataupun sila buat temujanji dengan my imaginary personal assistant.

Hope to see you soon.