An Ex Lover You Must Forget

Pic has nothing to do with this ramblings, is just I captured this from the top deck of the double decker bus.

- The one that always choose the football game over you. In 2002, I traveled to Manchester where this man resides. It’s quite a trip for me, considering that I lived in North Yorkshire, but at that time where ‘Cinta Itu Berkuasa’, I can even travel to Romania, if that is what it takes. I called him from Manchester Piccadilly and in the end, menonggoklah aku berjam-jam kat MP station tu, sebabnya, si kekasih hatiku ini dok bergasak menengok bola. Boleh dia lupa kat I si anak haram tu. I sometime so ashamed of myself, being a smart woman, how could I reduce to that level of kebodohan melampau?

- The one that forgot your birthday. In those 10 years of courting, I remember clearly what I got from him as a birthday present. Cadbury Whole Nut Chocolate, oversize fleece from M&S and ‘Contradiction’ from Calvin Klein. So, in total, that is 7 years of no birthday present from someone who once claimed ‘I love you to death’. And, by being a man, with a girlfriend who hardly complaints, would you later slap me with a break up? Maybe you wouldn't but my boyfriend did.

- The one who proposed to you but marry another woman. A year after proposing, he somehow forget that you exist and gatal konek nak berbini. Well, you have passed it off as takde jodoh. Now is the time to move on. But, few months later, your ex boyfriend dengan muka tak malunya make contact with you, whinged about marrying the wrong one and sings ‘I want you back’ to you. But in the end, you discovered that he has been tailing you all along.

- The one who, years later, now already divorced, started warming his way into you. He made the point of reminding you of the entire lovely thing that you both done together and how good it was. He somehow forgotten all the heartache that he subjected you to.

So, to my ex boyfriend, sudah-sudahlah tu hantar email, nak tanya khabar konon. Not only that now is the bad time, but tak terfikirkah oleh you yang after bertahun-tahun ni, maybe I dah jumpa orang lain ke or dah memang tertutup hati nak bercinta-cintun ni.You had your chance, and sadly, you blew it. Here, I wish to publish some of the line of which, menunjukkan bahawa siamang tetap siamang, they will never lose their bulu.

'Btw, your birthday is in July right?' ....So, 10 tahun kawan, bercinta dengan I, tak kah dia ingat birthday I? As I like to quote Capt.Lukman word, this is what I may announce the Statement Babi Of The Year.

So Kiah, sudah-sudah lah nak memadu asmara lagi dengan kekasih lama tu. Takde hasil.