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Monday, June 25, 2007

Naughty Naughty

It cannot happen at any worse time kan? Here I am, all set planning to move over from Chelsea supporters populated area to a place close to Arsenal ground, only to be told that Thierry Henry is now playing for Barcelona.Harus kah I berpindah ke Camp Nou pulak? Haiyooo....for sure, we are going to miss him dancing his joy of scoring goal around Emirates.Pandai ronggeng mamat ni...

Anyhow, his departure happened in the worst timing in my personal calendar. There is no way that I can join the other Gunners in the mourn.Well, if you're offered £128,000 a week, wouldn't you go? Fuck loyalty, footballers are like supermodels. There will be expiry date.You just have to look after number one.

I can't say I'm not gutted, well, not as bad as orang ittew yang menonggeng menayangkan boxer short blue-blue nya tu.I do grieve.In the most appropriate way, of course.This is how I do it.

Since the last 2 weeks, I have been commuting from Finsbury Park to Twickenham. It is a long way to travel to work, but takdelah seteruk orang tu yang travel from Cambridge to Suffolk (or Norfolk?) yang kena naik bus yang kejam tu.It took me 5 minutes to walk from the flat to FP Underground.From there I can choose either Victoria or Picadilly Line that will take me either to Vauxhall (Victoria Line) and then adjourn to South West Train to Twickenham, or Picadilly Line to Hounslow East. It took nearly an hour, and dalam time tu, kenalah pandai nak meng amuse kan diri. I'm the sort of person who can't read on moving vehicle.Mampuslah kepala pening.Many people opt to read on the tube, some layan Ipod or MP3 and some, staring at the floor. The seating arrangement is quite scandalous.It is probably 60cm against each other, an appropriate measurement for personal space. Most time, if you have no other alternative, you may be forced to look straight at people face.Believe me, you wouldn't want to get caught looking at each others eyes.So embarassing you...

Well, tah hapa angin nya I hari ni, from the time I left FP station, on Victoria Line to Vauxhall, I encountered quite a few good stuff, interesting enough for me to share with you girls. So, guys, please skip this.

1st encounter at Highbury & Islington. This man found an empty seat opposite me. He wears a pin stripe suit, quite middle aged, sized L man. He was busy reading the METRO newspaper (so should I kan?) Well, I don't know any man who sit with both legs closing into each other. So this man, duduk mengangkang lah gamaknya.I'm not to sure to say that dia terkangkang. That has always been the way men sits, kan? And bila dah mengangkang tu, tersembul lah oblong ball nya. I can immediately tell what sort of undergarment that he is wearing. He is most certainly wearing a cotton type boxer short that is making things 'in there' hang loose. It was so obvious the mood he is in...early morning, motionless and tak bermaya gitu. Sungguhlah tell all nya. Weh abang, pakai lah brief ke, fitting boxer short ke, takdelah obvious sangat kat dalam trouser you tu. I keep switching my view from bottom to top (his face) yang boleh tahan jugaklah hensem nya. Apa laa..muka je lawa, tapi tak pandai pilih seluar dalam. Well, I got to see his oblong ball from Highbury & Islington all the way to Oxford Street.

2nd encounter, tak ingatlah kat station yang mana, but this time, full view lagi. Is must be after Oxford Street bila tube dah start menjelma jadi tin sardin. This young man was standing before me and of course lah,bila dia dah berdiri tu, his crotch and my eyes meet kan? He was wearing a loose jeans, so takdelah apa-apa yang obvious, but...around his crotch, looking carefully, the two bottom button fly is higher than the other three. Badan takdelah besar, but bukit boleh tahan lah tinggi nya.He was reading a book and at times, moving about with one hand holding the book and one hand holding the strap.At times, terangkat jugaklah T-shirt dia and nampaklah his navel area yang sungguh sexy tu...with bulu-buluan yang tak banyak mana tu....wah...I swear if I have fantastic 4 super power, I most certainly able to undress him with my eyes. Cehh...

3rd encounter, this happened on the way back.This Asian man wearing a Polo shit with smart trousers.Duduk terpinga-pinga lah depan I pegang plastic bagnya. I'm not sure whether I should 'Euhhhhhh' or 'Ooooohhhh' because the whole thing melambak aje. I wish I have other things to look at. But this freeview channel continue from Vauxhall to Warren Street.I think the worst of all is because he is wearing a light coloured trouser. Amma kadawale...

4th, ni happening gila you all. This man certainly is having an erection in his jeans.It is so obvious that the 'long' bit embossed out of his trouser. He got big hands...and size 12 feet. You know what people say about man with big feet kan? Not only big socks but also big ***k.

What is the matter with me? Am I a pervert? (Is this grieving?)

18 comments:

Lee Novotny said...

No honey..one thing for sure, you need a nice big cock up your ****y!!! :P

**larikkkkkk!!!!!

Lee Novotny said...

Erkk anyway, mak jugak yg kena kan??? Naik bas kejam siput vavis ittew..eye candy ad-dinch skang..dulu adalaaa abang abnag yang body tough naik bas duduk sebelah mak..**matilaa merembes..

Hhahahah what an experience dlm tube kan??? I wish they have tube/ train kat sinniew all the way to Suffolk

Goddess Selene said...

Hamboiii inniew kah yg dinamakan grieving? Rupa2nye happy dgn kepelbagaian encounter kan?? Ehh mak pon tak sker tau kalau naik tube yg face to face ngan org depan kita. Lagi2 la kalau asyik terpandang2 kan? Kalau hensem harus la sker, tapi kalau hazab?? *PITAMM!!!

Hiks.. mak sker erection dlm jeans! So sexy!!! Haros la mata mak tak kelip2 kan??

Typhoon Sue said...

hahahaha, u ni lawak giler la... pagi-pagi lagi dah cuci mata yea? cuba-cubalah tgk kuku ke, tangan ke, kasut ke, hapa-hapa lain ke, ni asyik tgk kat situ je, pehal? tapi betul jugak, once u are just sitting there not knowing what to do, your eyes can't help but wander, and u always ended up looking at things u're not supposed to look.. i've done that too..
*malu*

Cik Kiah Kidman said...

Ayoyo kadawale indeed!
Your eyes macam heat seeking missiles pulak, tau je kat mana dia nak zoom in, kan??

ladykuween said...

Aiiyyyoooo...!kalo cenggini hari-hari commute pun i suke gak mak aji, ooi!..
Haruslah i tak boring coz I pun the sort of person who cant read in a moving vehicles, migrain terus, kekdahnyer...

Rockafella Gurl said...

it's same happen kat KL jugak Han.. all Thierry die-hard-fan tension giler babas..

ur 4th story tu psal 'erection' tu kan, it's happen to me before tau! he is my blue chip client lagi.. xkoser la nak ingat benda2 camtu lagi.

Anonymous said...

heheh...i wouldn't dare looking at the guy's crotch ler...even accidently terpandang pun, i would turn away...&& perhaps sbb jarang2 naik public transport ni...

and i have my hubby's to look at :)) ...so, i'm not that desperate kot in this dept hahaha....btw, some guys are not comfortable wearing undies or boxers or what u want to call them...and that includes my hubby...but of course i make sure he doesn't wear light coloured trousers...nak mampus esp winter2 ni ehhehe..

-nobody lagi...

Hjh Esah Jolie said...

Hamboiii...Lee...kata-kata hikmah!!! I'm not so sure what I need up my ****y right now.

Cam tu lah hjh Eton oiii..dalam duka, musti ada gumbira.Kalo erection dlm jeans, that thing masih boley malu-malu nak tunjuk muka lagi..can u imagine erection dlm track bottom yang user friendly tu?

Sue, malu tapi mau ka?

Kiah...mustilaaaa...

Apa lagi Ladykuween, start lah naik public transport,start lah menjamu mata.

Yanz..tak kosser nak ingat? Habis..nak rasa ke?

Nobody..woooo....too much information...like u said, ada jugak jantan yg tak gemar pakai underwear ni...but knowing how careless man can be, they should not take that kind of risk..manalah tahu, kalau seluar basah lencun dek hujan..at least adalah seluar dalam nak tutup aurat yang sebutir tu...I think men yg tak suka pakai seluar dalam should have let their hair (that hair!!!) grow longer..boleh lah camouflage kan?

Lee Novotny said...

Sometimes it's nice to be free and let it free...leyy??? **matilaa kilt and kain sarung!

SpiNgemOrKS said...

makji, kita tak ska pakai spender bila pakai suwar jeans lah. aci ker mcm tuh. tapi kalau g kerija terpaksa la pakai spender.~sambil sarung uniform tadika untuk pesta pantun.

ermm kita pun tak ska naik commuter/LRT (motif feeling2 tube/trem pulak kan.. tetap).. sebab nanti orang asik pandang pandang kita jerk~matik la self glorification ala2 macam morning glory.

makji, gambar tak der ker??? update macam cLEEoPATAH~ larik larik menanduk pisang

Belladonna said...

Wow, ventilation sistem baik punya si abangboxer tu. Better nengok 'eye candy' ittew daripada nengok ketiak basah, hihi.

Goddess Selene said...

Yesss kalau yg pakai track bottom tu laaagi la terbonjol2!! Mak slalu nampak kat sini, kalau pakai track bottom pepagi tu mesti mencanak2 kan? *matila mak tak berkelip2!

:: samasam :: said...

kalau Lee dpt tgk scrotch hari2 dlm tube, mahunya dia x pegi sauna lagi kan uolss? hahaha.. anyway, okla tuh kot dpt menjamah mata uols, free 'show' to warm up ur morning... hahaha

Lee Novotny said...

Sam...eheheheh window shopping tak sedap laa u ols..elok grab terus kan?? kan???? :P

Spin..aiyyooo nok suker main tanduk tanduk kah?? mak suka kena tanduk..cemana tuh??? Hik..hik..

DBI said...

I think men yg tak suka pakai seluar dalam should have let their hair (that hair!!!) grow longer..boleh lah camouflage kan?
<<<<..mati lah kena selak selak sebab tak jumpa aurat sebatang ittew...

DBI pun pakai jeans tak suker pakai spender..org tengok pun buakannya luakkkk..

captainlukman said...

hayooooooooooo makji,kan tetapkan mata tak kelip kah???? mak nak jugak,tapi mrasalah mak tak anik tube, kat doah ni diaorg lagilah tak pakai underware langsung beb, sebab diaorg pakai suar kain cotton je, so mralah kalau angin tuip berdepan diaorg,nampaklah adeq' diaorg yg nalla tu kan, esp kalau jess,merembesssssssss even panaz giler kat sini, tul tak kak aina??**matilahaku**

Anonymous said...

stim saya baca blog awk ni. rasa mcm nk fucking aje sama awk.