a) Jantan Tembam
b) Kak Katak
Scene 1 - Take 1
Usually, I don't entertain calls from witheld number. Macam jahanam lah kan? Nak telepon orang tapi nombor block pulak.To me, they don't deserved to be picked up.But tadi, I got like 10 calls from a witheld number.Bila dah nak masuk 10 kali tu, hati pun terpikir, manalah tahu kot-kot my family ke telepon.So in the end, I pun jawablah..thinking that it is my sister ke (yang perasan glam tu...macam artist lah pulak nak block number)
Alangkah puakanya nasib bila suara Si Tembam tu bergema kat dalam corong mobile phone speaker ku!!!!!!
Because I lately ni busy mengalahkan Mayor London, it only occur to me after 5 minutes yang si lahabau ni that day panggil I bitch.I decided not to think about him or his stupid remark anymore.Banyaklah lagi benda penting dalam dunia ni.But he sounded cheerfully over the phone asking how I am.
This is so typical of man untuk mengcover kemaluan nya or he is just naturally bangang to realise that you cannot just barge into woman personal space once you upset them.Kurang-kurang misti sanggup jilat pasir dulu.We may easily to forgive but we sure don't forget easily. I doubt la dia ni hilang ingatan...because he tried calling me before and I ignored his calls.Now, he resorts to witholding his number so that I will answer.10 kali you...ni bukan mengalah ni, simply because I just worried that it may be an important phone call from adik beradik ke.Panas betul hati ku ini sebab terpedaya tawww!!!!!
Sebab aku dikelilingi rakan-rakan se opis, tak nak lah nak buat scene.I really feel violated letting him talk his way through...eheyy...you apa khabar? amboiii..busy nya, susah lah nak dapat cakap dengan you (tidak kah kau tau yang aku amat benci mendengar suaramu yang macam lembu tercekik ittew?)
Obviously, dek gelinya telinga I mendengar suara lemak babi nya tu, I excused myself as quickly as I can...'Can I call you back...I'm in a meeting?'.
I was really disturbed after that phone call and switched off my mobile completely.Nasib baik I ada office mobile phone.It is only now that I realised how JT managed to welcome himself into my space without a single apology, for upsetting me...for calling me BITCH!!! Sialannnnnn.....
Scene 2 - Take 2
It is only normal that we all mengalami hari-hari yang macam celaka.I bumped into Kak Katak on my way to the other place of work.I swear I didn't see her coming...and tetiba bahu ku ditepis dengan manja nya (cesss) 'Eh..apa khabar..lama tak jumpa'. Inadvertantly, aku telah merelakan diriku ini dipeluk cium oleh Kak Katak ittew. Tercabul betul rasa nya. Dia dah lupa ka betapa hatiku telah diguris luka? (Let's do that Sweet September suara sengau thingy..lalalalalalalala...) As I do not want to create a scene, I pun buat-buat excited jumpa dia walaupun hati rasa menyampah sungguh.We chat briefly but I was so desperate to get away.I did, after 5 minutes.Tu pun rasa lama taww...
They both at different ocassions, remarked how 'English' I have become...but,being a Melayu that they are, did it not occur to them that they need to apologise for hurting my feeling?
What do you expect eh, budak TKC kan?
And the jantan...deluded by his body fat.
b) Kak Katak
Scene 1 - Take 1
Usually, I don't entertain calls from witheld number. Macam jahanam lah kan? Nak telepon orang tapi nombor block pulak.To me, they don't deserved to be picked up.But tadi, I got like 10 calls from a witheld number.Bila dah nak masuk 10 kali tu, hati pun terpikir, manalah tahu kot-kot my family ke telepon.So in the end, I pun jawablah..thinking that it is my sister ke (yang perasan glam tu...macam artist lah pulak nak block number)
Alangkah puakanya nasib bila suara Si Tembam tu bergema kat dalam corong mobile phone speaker ku!!!!!!
Because I lately ni busy mengalahkan Mayor London, it only occur to me after 5 minutes yang si lahabau ni that day panggil I bitch.I decided not to think about him or his stupid remark anymore.Banyaklah lagi benda penting dalam dunia ni.But he sounded cheerfully over the phone asking how I am.
This is so typical of man untuk mengcover kemaluan nya or he is just naturally bangang to realise that you cannot just barge into woman personal space once you upset them.Kurang-kurang misti sanggup jilat pasir dulu.We may easily to forgive but we sure don't forget easily. I doubt la dia ni hilang ingatan...because he tried calling me before and I ignored his calls.Now, he resorts to witholding his number so that I will answer.10 kali you...ni bukan mengalah ni, simply because I just worried that it may be an important phone call from adik beradik ke.Panas betul hati ku ini sebab terpedaya tawww!!!!!
Sebab aku dikelilingi rakan-rakan se opis, tak nak lah nak buat scene.I really feel violated letting him talk his way through...eheyy...you apa khabar? amboiii..busy nya, susah lah nak dapat cakap dengan you (tidak kah kau tau yang aku amat benci mendengar suaramu yang macam lembu tercekik ittew?)
Obviously, dek gelinya telinga I mendengar suara lemak babi nya tu, I excused myself as quickly as I can...'Can I call you back...I'm in a meeting?'.
I was really disturbed after that phone call and switched off my mobile completely.Nasib baik I ada office mobile phone.It is only now that I realised how JT managed to welcome himself into my space without a single apology, for upsetting me...for calling me BITCH!!! Sialannnnnn.....
Scene 2 - Take 2
It is only normal that we all mengalami hari-hari yang macam celaka.I bumped into Kak Katak on my way to the other place of work.I swear I didn't see her coming...and tetiba bahu ku ditepis dengan manja nya (cesss) 'Eh..apa khabar..lama tak jumpa'. Inadvertantly, aku telah merelakan diriku ini dipeluk cium oleh Kak Katak ittew. Tercabul betul rasa nya. Dia dah lupa ka betapa hatiku telah diguris luka? (Let's do that Sweet September suara sengau thingy..lalalalalalalala...) As I do not want to create a scene, I pun buat-buat excited jumpa dia walaupun hati rasa menyampah sungguh.We chat briefly but I was so desperate to get away.I did, after 5 minutes.Tu pun rasa lama taww...
They both at different ocassions, remarked how 'English' I have become...but,being a Melayu that they are, did it not occur to them that they need to apologise for hurting my feeling?
What do you expect eh, budak TKC kan?
And the jantan...deluded by his body fat.
2 comments:
kannnn kalau hari dah sakit cam tuh lah kan, still ni even senyum tapi dlm bukan main panazzzzzzz tak leh lupa, rileks makji...im miss to hang out with u n as a supplier too:D **wahhhh veranganz je**
hehehee apa boleh buat esah, dah dua2 tu jenis tak reti bahasa...kat sini pun ada gak budak TKC (tapi dia ikut laki dia le yg buat PhD) yg lebih kurang gitu jugak...agaknya dia org tu kat TKC mmg di'latih' utk jadi seperti itu ke? :))))
yatie
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