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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Mental State(ment)

Since I was regularly busy with Crisis Management Team ni, I can't be arsed to check on my patient...stable ke idak...berapa kali dalam sehari ugut nak bunuh diri, dah makan ubat ke belum..ada side effect ka...aiyoh! Buatnya ada yang nak prove a point for being severely neglected by killing themselves ka...mau aku tak kena saman?

Unlike Hjh Leemah yang mega sensitive dengan keadaan alam semula jadi, I completely unaware that there was a tremor last night. Where was I, by the way..erm...yup, I was in this cheapo hotel in Croydon. I was working there and tup-tup, it was 10pm and since so many berita-berita yang menakutkan keluar in the newspaper, I decided to checked into the nearest hotel.No, I didn't feel the earth move and even if I did, I probably will think it was some loved-up couple ber-bonking-an in the next room.Who am I to tell the difference eh?

See, when I came into office today, I was given this concern form, filled by one of my colleague about this Asperger Man (AM). Concern nya bukan apa...his father suspect that si AM ni is a regular in this so called Bebo Chatroom. Al kisahnya, latest trend kat UK ni, budak-budak hingusan serata Wales tu, gemar benar membunuh diri...tak tau la pasal apa.Almost every week there's news about this girl and guy, umur muda-muda lagi..between 15 to 23 ,mati tergantung. Tergantung kat pokok la, tergantung kat knob pintu la..anak tangga la...hish...apa pesen nya ni????

Just because si AM ni suka buat announcement yang dia akan membunuh dirinya, his father dah risau semacam...so he demanded that we scrutinise him. Apa, bapak dia ingat ni Malaysia ke, boleh sesuka konkong-kongkong budak? Tak pasal-pasal aku disaman nya nanti using Human Right Law..invading his privacy.

If any of you are about to work with Mental Health Department, be prepared that sometime, you will have to do the dirty work for the parents/family.Family sendiri tak nak tanya so soklan-soklan cepumas camtu diserahkan kat kami-kami yang tak berdosa lagi senantiasa berada dalam ketakutan ni. Ye lah kan...not all question get graceful answer.It's not easy you know to ask things like....

How often do you masturbate? Why do you feel that you need to have sex with a ewe (ohh..my, believe me, I have to ask this!!!)

So, there I was, asking AM, about his activity in the internet...slowly leading to this deadly website kuunun nya....and do you intend to copy the deceased? Adoiiii...tak tanya, salah...tanya kang, kot kot I inadvertantly putting ideas in his head, tau-tau, besok aku jumpa dia tergantung.

Because I have already asked, I am now have to put him under 24 hours surveillance, and yang kena monitornya, aku la kan? Babi sungguh....

And here I am, after 11pm,still at work...but blogging.Semoga adalah sisa-sisa kudrat ku untuk menyundal dengan Capt Lukmang besok.

Laters....

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Hahahahah sex with EWE???? Kenapa tak sex skals dengan RAM???? Hahahahhaha..kelakar sundelz..memang sah otak mereng!

Anonymous said...

ish bucuk macam lah ewe itu..yuccckkkk...manusia, manusia...apa sudah jadi dgn manusia? hehehe...ni soalan tak jawab lah ye esah...eh esah, you all yg kerja macam ni ada tak dimonitor jugak, mana le tahu kan, social worker pun manusia gak, kot le ada social worker yg hyper tensi terus ikut gantung diri pulak..ha camano tu??

take care esah
yatie