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Saturday, February 16, 2008

Update

I have got plenty reason to be bengang about this week, apart from tak dapat bunga (but that is already in my expectation list, this is what going to happen is you're so self centred)

Travelling between North West & West London already takes its toll on my TV life. I have missed so many episodes of Eastenders,Corrie,Home & Away and few bits of some really nice and sensible program to watch.I'm just so lucky that channel 5 and Living TV keep repeating all the CSI (NY,Miami & Vegas) because by the time I got home and in between awake and dead, I can still see them. Speaking of CSI, adakah aku sorang aje dalam dunia ni yang menyampah tengok muka Horatio yang sungguh meriah dengan parut jerawat itu? For a criminalist, he is behaving too competent to the extent of nauseating.That cermin mata hitam yang kejap sarung-kejap tanggal really doesn't improve his non-existent attributes.

Eastenders, the last I remember...there is this gay man who is related to this woman and all of a sudden, her husband has started to show his too effeminate side (although I quite like that kind of man) some people is heading towards the divorce, orang tu bergaduh, orang ni tak suka orang ni...however corny, I must say that the soaps is way much better than Malaysian 7pm drama..(kalau lah ada lagi program ni) not only that you'll see the same old actor/ress, you can't help to laugh seeing that actor this week in teenagers gear and week after, beruban siap batuk kokol-kokol lagi...nak jadi tua sangat.I'm sure we met so many OAPs, tapi takdelah yang cakap sikit terus batuk, cakap sikit terus batuk, kan? Actors here all goes to acting college and you really feel that you watching what you paid and phewww..money all worth it.

Earlier this week, boss issued a memo (dengan tak consult I nya) that I am now will be taking over this hidup-segan-mati-takmau unit in Harlesden. Boss not happy with the current Manager and my reports on the spot check I did the Saturday before asserts her decisions (Boss actually dah fed up dengan pompuan Nigeria ni) so, aku di assigned nya to take over dengan serta merta. Last Tuesday, the gang 'gang up' on me. I dropped by at 7.30pm, after shopping for some nice wall paintings for the project.The unit desperately need cosmetic job and I thought, since I pun takdelah pandai nak buat ID works and all that, I decided to kemas-kemas lah sikit, bagi cantik mana yang patut.The moment I walked in, the bunch cornered me into telling them, when can they start this meeting with me...aku pun 'Meeting hapanya?' The baru-kena-demoted Manager ghope-ghopenya dah kumpulkan gang-gang nya to sit down in what she call a 'disciplinary meeting'. Tak terkejut aku? Hoping that takde orang nak parang I, I just said, I did not call any meeting and I have to go as I have to be some where else. Terus aku blah...

I called my boss straightaway.....boss, camno ni boss....I have, 1 Nigerian, 3 Jamaican waiting to grilled me...( I am not at all being racist but must tell you the existence of the tribe culture among the gagaks...you jgn pandai-pandai nak hambek what they think is theirs....habis kau di siat nya)

Boss macam biasa pujuk-pujuk. The next day I came with my toolbox. I start rearranging wall pictures and furniture.I am quite pleased in the end although not really fit my standard...and I started to think..gagak-gagak ni tak pandai kemas rumah ke? Colour coordination sungguhlah out nya.I was really trying my best. The Jamaican gang is playing it safe with me...I'm sure they are quite desperate to hang on to their job and therefore, bermusuh dengan I pun takde makna nya.I did not disturb what is already established but I must start getting the demoted manager (DM) out of her office and started to do real work. Patients and their family are not happy.Boss lagi lah menyampah gila dengan dia.She was very cold towards me on the first day. The first 2 days I was there, I picked up things that I didn't like with the way things are working.After work, me and the DM have a chat, I initiated the chat...after all, I still need her to work there when I'm not.DM is still not happy with the way she was treated. I talked some sense into her but still tak jalan...I cubalah hint-hint why boss marah kat dia.Masih gak dia buta.

The 2nd day we chat again, while I'm still trying to make her see sense, pun masih tak jalan.I contacted her former boss and mintak opinion (see..baik tak I?) It turned out to be, semua orang dah tau dia takleh buat kerja...apart from herself!!! I reported hasil gossipan to the boss and boss suruh lagi I korek-korek info. But I think boss dah fed up nak mati, boss sekarang nak cari case nak buang dia masuk longkang aje (can I use this terminology for sack?)

3rd day, semalam...dengan badan yang sakit and berfeeling-feeling nak demam, I went there again with another colleague yang boleh tahan jugak kepuakaan mulutnya. I cakap dgn my colleage ni...Eh, you hitam..they all pun hitam...kalau you cakap maybe they all nak dengar...(boleh tak cakap macam ni) The talk went on for 3 hours...and I think in the end, barulah dia dapat tengok why boss demoted her...(but secretly I think, dia masih tak puas hati)

Now ni ada masalah baru pulak...disebabkan kekamcengan I dengan boss, the ex Manager mintak tolong I slow talk dengan boss to give DM her job back...I said I can't, because boss got good reasons...and sadly, I agreed with boss.

Boss now suruh I tukar sikit konsep rumah tu...dari rumah Hitam to rumah ada kaler-kaler sikit...sebabnya patient semua orang putih, and orang putih ni favourable dengan orang-orang dia sendiri jugak....we also have to think about cultural representative, macam mana orang hitam nak represent culture orang putih kan?

Satu kerja lagi nak me recruit orang kan?

Speaking of recruiting, Kak Katak mintak I recommend laki dia yang ala-ala kerbau balau tu kerja in one of our unit. I ni bukan tak nak recommend, laki dia kan pemalas, buat nya patient-patient tu start buat perangai ke, nak lari dari rumah ke, kena ludah ke, kena carut and all he does is duduk mengangkang, siapa yang susah?

I must find a way to turn Kak Katak down...

***Apa-apa pun, marilah kita sama-sama menengok Arsenal lawan MU petang ni...Hey, Adebayor, kalau kau tak sepak goal,kita bercerai okay?***

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Salam,

Nak tergelak baca tang Horatio tuh.. Iyer, tak daye tengok dia bukak dan pakai spek hitam dia tuh.. dan siap turn his back on the suspect/criminals sambil cakap dia dah solve kan kes tuh.. serius punya poyo. Dia jelah yang tahu semuanya.. Hahahha.. Take care and all the best on your new post..

~arena

captainlukman said...

susahkan kalau demote ni ber-reason, lain lah kat tompek korje i ni yg demote nya ntah hapa-hapa reason**ops** matikermak ckp cam ni**. Ok lagi makji diaorg kumpul geng n bermeeting, maunya diaorg tarik rambut tampar menampar berguling2 kat galley habis sanggul ntah kemana cam siti tanjung perak ngamuk, tak ker ko nak tgk lagi.........

p/s: mak awez tgk football ni, tapi mak focus kat org footballer je n tgk pergerakan b**** Larikkkk**

Manal said...

U should watch Jim Carrey imitating Horatio on Daud Suratman lewat malam show on youtube...

Kak Katak nak ala2 terapikan laki dia ka apa? buatnya laki dia lpas nih tetiba buat rambut dreadlocks and smell of cannabis mcm mana (ni lagi puwakatebingbiru , asal jamecan ja cannabis, asal cannabis ja, jamecan, how?)


Calm down dear, this is just a TV commercial...

Jen said...

Hi Esah,

It was with great pleasure that I read of your new position.

I am sure your Boss has made a very wise choice and that
you will excel in your new role.

Please accept my congratulation on your promotion, I'm sure you will really enjoy the new challege & my
very best wishes for your continuing success.

Pls take good care & I'm delighted for ya :-)
.

Jen

bini mokhtar said...

make it 2 makji, aku pon menyampah dgn muka horatio ittew!!!!

l!z$$ @)--- said...

kamek pun sik suka horatio ya macam bagus ajak..

Cik Kiah Kidman said...

Esah oi, laki kak katak tu ada sijil nak menerapi org2 psycho ke? Atau dia nak mintak jadi cleaner ke??

- guile - said...

ahahhahaaa.. funny.. very funny.

anyway, congratulations on ur promotion.

by the way, dah bercerai ngan adebayor ke lum? hik hik hik.. ni i tengah senyum panjang melebor ni. hik hik hik. jgn mare yerrr...

Hjh Esah Jolie said...

Arena, the way he speaks really nak membuat ku muntah...part cabut spec mata hitam murahan dia tu..lagilaaa aku larat...BTW, poyo itu apa?

Hamboiii Lokmang..tapikan, kak sini, footballer nya pakai crotch guard and satu lapis lagi seluar kecik leotard, so, tak nampak nya benda yang melantun-lantun tu..(hamboiii mata...)

Hamboi Manal....dreadlock bukan sebarang dreadlock taw..dreadlock 5 kurun tak basuh tu...kutu pun boleh mati sesak napas...

Oh Jen, how I wish the 'promotion' will arrived together with a fat pay package...yeelekkk!!! yeeelekkk!!!

Kau jgn menyampah BM, nanti kau beranak kenan muka dia yg tak ensem pastu cakap pun mcm Jalaluddin Asan buat-buat mcm bagus, mung nak kata apa?

Nya kedak celaka kan? Lizs...

Kiah, laki Katak tu nak mintak jadik support worker la...takyah high qualification pun, janji kau kena rajin tulang temulang cukup la...nanti kalau kau buat PHD, Mr Gig bolehlah ku rekemen buat kerja ni, pastu aku letak dia kerja dgn highly sexed patients...habis dirinya tercemarrr...

Guile, bukan salah Adebayor Arsenal kalah semalam...tapi salah si Wenger itu...cis!!!