Missed Call and Mishaps

Isyyy...lupa pulak nak bagitau you all yang masa I balik KL that day, I missed out on telling si JT yang I will be out of range for couple of weeks (hish..chantekkk couple of weeks apa nya?) Plus, si tembam tu bukanlah manusia penting dalam my list untuk dibagitau kan? I am such a nasty person. When he asked what is my plan for raya, I told him, I takde buat apa, dok kat rumah aje. The poor mamat mulalah memasang plan nak menyambut raya dengan I (funnily enough, he texted his plan to me on the 10th, the day I arrived KLIA) and I pulak, bantai switched off my mobile until last Saturday.So si Tembam itu bersama plan-plannya hanguslah. Adakah ini salahku? Waduhhhh.....partly maybe.

Text received on 10th October at 11.25am 'Can I celebrate my first Eid as a single man in London with you? It will be fun. Let me know what is your plan for raya. Love, K. (erkk...LOVE? Sejak bila pulak pandai pakai L word ni? Sapa bagi hang kebenaran?)

Text received on 1oth October at 12.33am 'Let me know, please'. K (Ish....baru hantar text tak sampai sejam dah suruh orang balas? Ingat orang free sangat ke?)

(To cut this short, I retrieved 12 text messages sent by Jantan Tembam on the 10th October, the 12th one was a bit blunt, I have been texting you, your mobile is off. This is such a childish way to let a man down, a behaviour that I don't expect from a person like you. Pls call. Kx. Macam puaka kan? Dia ingat ni zaman Idi Amin ka boleh gertak-gertak pompuan camni? Pulak tu, terserlah kebangangannya, dah dimarah nya I, pastu macam muka seposen, boleh dengan arrogant nya suruh I call dia. Sewel sungguh!!!)

In total, from the 10th until 21st, he left me 33 text messages, majority asking me to call him back and 66 missed call recorded by Vodafone from his mobile. And this is supposed to be my school friend yang kunun nya nak menyambung sillaturrahim?

I gathered from my mobile messaging service that he actually stop calling on the 22nd, the day he heard from that Pilot man yang I masa tu dah macam nak mampos berpoya-poya kat KL. Ciss..orang jantan ni takleh lah nak simpan rahsia. Especially bila info yang mintak dirahsiakan tu berguna untuk puak-puak dia. I was just being polite, telephone lah si Mamat pilot ni nak wish Selamat Hari Raya. And the pilot, being a good friend that he is to JT, terus gi bagitau si kawan dia yang tak reti bahasa tu. Lucky I tak bagitau si Pilot ni bila I balik London, mau nya si Tembam tu duduk bersila tunggu I depan arrival hall kan?

Nevertheless, I arrived safely at Heathrow with the immigration, as usual menanya soklan-soklan yang tak perlu walaupun VISA dah terang benderang depan mata.Alhamdulillah, lepas kuih-kuih raya ku masuk kat green lane custom tu. Yang sakit nya, 21 keping Wii game versi lanun yang I bawak balik tu, semuanya takleh pakai, tak multi region kaedah nya. Seharian I search kat internet to see if any Nintendo UK outlet offers any modchip installation. Haram....satu pun takde. Camno kita nak main game ni, Hjh Eton woiiiiiii??????