Aku Pun Update Jua...

Okay, the moment 'orang tu' telah menghapdate blog nya, maka the pressure (elehhh hei) is on me. I think penyakit cyber bully yang dimulakan oleh 'orang tu' telah merebak ke Bristol, yang gamaknya sudah pandai menyindir-nyindir secara halus dan kasar...or, is this what PHD do to you? Incapable of restraining your evil thoughts?

Walaupun tak buat PHD, I juga sangat busy, hokay? What worse after some item got extracted from my body, badan menjadi lemah dengan cepatnya. I left work at 7 am, I got home at 8pm the earliest and ended face down sampai pukul 5 pagi. Maka Isyak adalah miss langsung!

Oh ya, kawan Ustazah FB I  telah mengeluarkan fatwa, bahawasanya kita adalah tak digalakkan tidur terlungkup. But I have been sleeping facedown since I can remember and of course lah tak mengikut mana-mana criteria nabi kita sapertimana yang di warwar oleh kawan setazah I tu.

Ohh then came this obsession nak mengikut Nabi sangat kann kengkawan I tu...nak je I menyampuk, tatau le pulak nabi (ohh ampun Ya Rasululllah!!!) kita hapdate status FB semedang dan membuat cupcake setiap minggu! But I perasan juga, dek nak ngikut sangat ajaran Ustaz AI tu, bila bab Ustaz tu suruh bagi laki kahwin lagi satu, idok lah kawan I ni nak publish nasihat Ustaz tu..(haaa..pandai lak kau pilih mana nak hikut kann?)

So yes, yesterday we have 'Imam Mahadi' dan pengikut blog nya pergi membuat amukan kat JPM Putrajaya sinun. So, a troop of armoured policeman and one emotionally disturbed man with Samurai. So dangerous ye that he had to be killed. Kesian I dengar.

Taser gun or ubat pelali tak dak ka? Apparently orang cenggitu dikira 'berbahaya' oleh police kita yang berpistol senapang bom tangan segala tu. Makna nya kalau I ada senapang auto, maka I kena takut dgn Mamat yang kurang stabil sikit emosi nya yang membawa parang.

Of course setelah kejadian itu, untuk menjustify tindakan polis menembak maka pergilah mintak pendapat Psychologist yang of course la akan cakap..ohh dia ni macam ni, macam ni. Sorry lah, the psychologist should have known better not to pass judgement like that, not before 'profiling' that man.

Then come, Raja Azmi's life after Jalani Sidek. Nak mencari chenta baru at her age. Talking about her divorce, as if she is doing Jalani's good for divorcing a 'bad wife' like her. What does that tell you? See, sebagai pompuan, kita patut respek dia...you know why? Because she knows what she wants, she gets what she wants and she is still, despite everything...is in control. Wouldn't you want to be her? She can 'tell' him to divorce her. Well, from what she said lah. We don't always have total control of ourselves. Kadang2 kita nak buat A, nobody can sttop us from doing A, but when we rethink..doing A might upset many people we care about. So for that, we let our situation 'control' us. Like those who had to depend financially on others. Tak suka..but apa boleh buat...nak duit orang tu, nak hidup selesa...maka tahan aje lah. You let your 'desire' for good things control you...takpelah..kalau tak happy pun. (Eeshh....can you tell me, siapa bini yang tak happy kalau dapat apa saja benda duniawi dibagi dek laki?)

Then the retis yang kononnya bergaduh dan nak saman menyaman. Then of course their president volunteered himself as the mediator. Such a small industry and they, the workers are so free. When they got bored, they argue. Tertekan sangatlah kena fitnah, kan? Sama tertekannya dengan Cikgu sekolah yang terpaksa menghadap anak2 iblis dengan gaji yang cipot dan sama stress nya dgn nurse2 yang underpaid but have to work 12 hours shift. So, the 'perpetrator' dah pun meminta maaf kepada 'victim' nya. Scripted. Tengok gambar tu muka ketat aje. Habis je terus buat statement, I want to put all this behind me and move on. Seriously, them retis must know the difference between buat fitnah, airing grouses and submitting opinion. Kata straight A's student. Kalau orang kata mulut kau macam lahar which probably may have been true, then...itu pendapat dia lah kann? Maybe sebab kau lahar dgn dia. Fitnah ke tu? Takyah lah nak saman menyaman just because kau kecik ati. If I remember correctly budaya saman-menyaman membawa bahagia ni di perkenalkan oleh Hajjah Azwana tu. Ye lah..dia nak lah tunjuk kat orang dia tahu law kannn, being a student once. But dah kau pun cakap terang2 kau syiok kat ZZ tu, and bila orang usik2, jangan lah marah pulak. Tak. Nak saman 100 juta.

Seriously, dah tahu benda2 camni bingai...ada jugak yang nak entertain, kan?