People's Life Crisis

JT returned from Malaya with some contrabands for me. I tak mintak pun..but he said that I sure appreciate his effort menyeludup barang2 tu masuk ke Hinglen. Then he went on sharing his excitement about his adventure of misleading the UK customs. I ni tak suka menjatuhkan air muka orang so I dengar aje lah cerita2 pengembaraan Sinbad nya tu. So yes, dia telah berjaya menyeledup some petis, kicap kipas udang and few more stuff. He went on and on about how benda tu takleh bawak masuk ke UK, unbeknown to him yang aku ni, Ratu Seludup bawah tanah. Ini juga mengingatkan I pada seorang budak kerja kapalterbang Malaya yang bersungguh2 bercerita pasal pengetahuan am nya about Airlines and civil aviation kat I...tanpa mengetahui yang I ni dah expert dah pasal hal2 airport. But, in that situation..what can you do? Kasik la chance orang nak walking on clouds, kan?

I thought JT has lost weight so I complimented him. He said it is down to stress and that he is combating it with plenty-plenty of gym visits. Then he said...lately dia macam suka nak melaram, so he told me about some skincare product yang dia beli and ask if I notice anything. (should I notice anything? adakah kau rasa selama ni kita dok jumpa-jumpa tu aku menelek muka kau?) ----ini adalah kata-kata setan dalam hati nya kengkawan.

I pun jawab, tatau lah pulak you ada masalah acne jerawat bagai...I kan rabun (ayat cover lagi penipu, sah sah muka orang tu sebesar mangkuk perek dek tembam nya, kalau minum kopi duduk pun depan2 tak kan lah tak perasan kan..but rabun is a safe answer) JT cakap, I think my skin dehydrated so macam dah tak berseri2..so I thought I should do something about it (nak je I cakap, nak berseri2..gi lah sembahyang..hah kompem berseri..but I pun bukan Ustazah Pilihan so I takleh lah nak laser orang camtu..hiks)

Then he went on again about how he is now into some mens toiletries that have feminine touch bla bla bla...and how he does not mind spending a bit extra from his ordinary toiletries. Aku pun taktau apa benefit yang aku dapat dari cerita-cerita alat penjagaan diri dia so thank goodness for my tall chai late, ada jugak benda ku nak hirup mencover muka boring ku.Of course lepas dia rasa takde response, dia pun cakap..ohh I went on and on about it..sorry lah. I rasa I ada midlife crisis lah..

Jantan...ni lah dia kann...ada aje excuse untuk menutup buruknya perangai. I cakap lah, everybody will face crisis in their life, takyah tunggu pertengahan umur. When we are young and eager to do things that we now thought is stupid, so adakah itu early life crisis?

Does age contributes to life crisis? Entah laa..ye kot. Your maturity grows as your age and so is your self security. But I like to think people around you affect how you feel. I selalu cakap kat MC yang kenkadang dengan dia I rasa sangat insecure. Mana tak nya...dia kadang2 mood ngalahkan bursa saham. Ada hari okay, ada hari cam siyyal. Of course orang set2 pedagang ikan camtu will not know how bad perangai diorang boleh menjejaskan serata alam. But again, kalau taknak bau hanyir, janganlah dekat dengan ikan kann...so kalau dah suka kat ikan, tahan ajelah dengan ikan tu until they ikan really put you off completely dengan attributes mereka2 tu.

Kat FB pulak ramai yaang ber krisis, kau ada aku pun ada juga malah jauh lebih bagus dari mu. Ni set tayang menayang kompang mengompang how their life is better than others. Macamlah orang nak tau sangat kat mana dia pergi, kat mana dia nak pergi...apa dia masak hari ni...apa Mr Husband beli untuk dia hari ni. Ish...speaking of crisis yang melanda some of them bini orang kann? Free sangatla tu.

Sometimes, people's crisis can be two extreme twist of events. One...daripada Ella & The Boys towards Mahir Zain and another dari pompuan/jantan melayu terakhir kepada Ratu/Raja Rock n Roll.

Ada pulak yang ber crisis..just because dia rasa hidupnya dah mengalami pembaharuan, tetiba orang lain semuanya kelabu asap. Itu salah, ini salah..system itu salah...system dia la betul gamak nya. Padahal mata baru aje tercelik, kalsium dalam badan pun belumlah banyak mana...but because he/she think they are in the better place than others, ohhh apa yang orang lain buat semuanya tak betul.

Masa I kat one tube station ni, I terdengarlah student2 Malaya ni cakap...betapa loklak nya homputih and the systems, how their mentality are the council estate mentality...minum mabuk etc...anti social behaviour. Mind you, words that came out from student yang tah datang dari ceruk Malaya mana but dapat naik taraf sikit pergi oversea, langsung mengata orang council estate ye?

What is council estate mentality, I rasa nak tanya...so I suppose, the council estate lot anti social behaviour is lot worst than...sanctimoniousness? Budak..budak...so, kalau anak jahat, sebab makpak salah didik lah ye? Tu lah dia kann..crisis budak terasa pandai tu.

Then come crisis manusia yang berfeeling dah nak expired tarikh luput nya. Nak kata bodo, dah hidup lama..dah makan asam garam cili semua..dah tahu mana kaca and mana kicap (tetiba) but, masihlah nak berfeeling2 baru nak kenal dunia...one good thing come along and swept you off your feet...maka mengabaikan selipar lama yang dok selama ni bersusah senang bersama.

Ish..enough la..karang tersindir orang lain pulaks. But untuk menutup cerita, I bagitau JT, alah..takdenya midlife crisis...you just found something to distract you and you like it. Kalau you suka menyapu muka you dengan segala macam krim, sapu aje laaa. Takyah la nak cover malu cakap ada midlife crisis...