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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Pilah & Co. Part 2

Dalam pado eden tak goma puak-puak Pilah & Co. tu, eden sompeklah jugak berkona-konalan dengan 2,3 oghang puak-puak Pilah tu.Takdo lah sampai bertopuk betampar...bebughak lah sesikit, tanyo namo..kojo kek no, things like that....

The Pilah & Co., are blessed with their ability to scratch and mixing the records, hence proudly called themselves an aspiring DJ's.

The 'matured' ones are businessman/women by day. The younger one are studying locally but regularly shuttle themselves LHR-KUL-LHR-KUL...but all of them are a 'professional' DJs by night, surely playing gig at any royal parties.

How my Social Worker friend and this guy Yamtuan's grandson got acquainted, pun I tak tahu but can't wait to find out when I return to work soon.

Some of my relatives are millionaires and goodness gracious, their children a.k.a. my cousins are just some lucky ass who never need to work 8 hours a day in Seremban's KFC while waiting for SPM result so that she could afford kasut Reebok hitam Pesta Kingsway Peziah Latip tu.

My millionaire relatives offsprings, are all promised with brand new cars straight after they passed their driving test.I failed my first driving test...well, who can blame me that time where all student are forced to drive that old Datsun that can't even naik bukit properly.I failed.My father was furios...sehari suntuk I kena lecture, how money was wasted disebabkan ketidak focus' an.God knows in my first year of driving, how I avoid queuing in the Jalan Barat traffic light, fear that the car I was driving might gelongsor and hit the car behind, due to my failure to balance the accelerator and gear pedal.

The only thing is that my richer cousins are not at liberty to spend all their parents fortune in all ridiculously themed party.Well, my relatives are into big cars anyway, senang nak tunjuk kat orang kampung.

During the Holland Park party, I spent majority of my time there pretending to be amazed by their CD's collections, but honestly, their CDs did so little to impress compare to their lifestyles.

Adakah I jealous? Entahlah...these lot are proverbial silver spooners. I doubt they ever kena naik trak askar pergi sekolah.I doubt they have to walk miles anywhere...I doubt they have to share bed and room with their brother and sister and I doubt their parents will not say 'tunggu Mak dapat gaji dulu ye?' when they asked for a new pair of shoes.

These people jetsetting and party all over the world (judging from the various photos on their wall) like money is no object.I'm sure their mothers, the peroxide blond mutton-Mak Datin lookalike regularised Cosmetics centre, having some animal fats top ups.

While many Malaysians (or is it just me?) worry that Anwar might shoot up and become the next PM, the Pilah & Co, happy singing and drinking away their worries.Might it be, not in their mind that one day their lavish well will dry up?

Can they cope?

(Maybe I am jealous...cisss)

12 comments:

captainlukman said...

Wahhh sejak PIlah & Co kuar, habis set2 PJ turun mencemar duli ni, eden pun ank cakap somban lah.ok ke?

HUiioooyohhhh mmg clust anak2 org kayakan, dah duit mak bapak berlambak, amna nak habis kan,tapi kan bab wine bagai ni kan tak percayo jo, now for malays yg minom ni kan takdolah seburuk pak arab yang minum BEER belah kiri, tangan kanan ratib dengan TASBIH. Camana tuh neuteralise ke?

KJah said...

jgn memain. org pilah advance skrg nih. sama advance dgn org ulu sg tembeling. hikhik

OOD said...

nasibaik baco sampai habih. Tukihhh laie den nak ngantar surat tunjuk sobab dokek yamtuan. Kemain laie, dopan den minum coke pon tak mati, apo lak buleh wine bagai... tukihhhh laie!

Aina@Azila said...

Lokmang...mung tau tak apa guna TASBIH tu? Haaa...mung tak tau..dia dok mengira berapa botol dia dah dia minum keh keh keh... I think the TASBIH tu just like accessories laa.. ada yg kristal, ada yg pearl, ada yg gold with diamnd...

Typhoon Sue said...

jgn jeles la makji. partying too hard can be harmful to your muscles and joints. I know, I had massive muscle and joint pains recently from all that, hahaha..tapi tu pun aku minum shirley temple aje taw... klu benda tu harus aku tak bangun dah esoknya... :-)

P/S: one of the yamtuan clan had a heart attack and died at KLIA upon arrival from London a few days ago. u heard?
may he RIP.

kay_leeda said...

La hai...tak habih laie cito orghang Pilah ni yo. Nak buek camno, dah kayo bagai...layan yo lah.

Btw, Taman Dato' Syahbandar tu kek Bandar Baru Ampangan, enter kat traffic light dopan Giant tu. Abah you cikgu ko? Somban is a small town.

~Kay~

Manal said...

W/pon i had to share bilik with my other 3 sisters, dgn katil double decker campor tilam, my parents made sure we didnt miss on ribena, makan berkhasiat, cheese and all that good stuff. Even if i jarang bawak duit belanja masa skola rendah except bawak bekal roti sandwich cheese and eggs and tumbler, i thot i was still better than my other frens yg dok melantak meehoon/mee 20-30sen masa tu. Nampak tak berkhasiat jer...

Anyways, those kids mmg so lucky growing up in silver spoons....

Makji wa soka part ni: "I'm sure their mothers, the peroxide blond mutton-Mak Datin lookalike regularised Cosmetics centre, having some animal fats top ups." so FARNEE....

So ape lagi yg makji dah korek?

I pon ade la hang out kat some multimillionaire malaysian place down park road depan regent mosque tu. But one thing for sure, sbb didikan makpak diorg lain sikit, we all even had solat terawih berjemaah at their posh flat. Liquors jgn harap la...mak diorg pon datin in tudung u.

Anonymous said...

Hajjah,

Was it Antah or Melewar clans?


Rgds,

KNA

:: cheezzy cheese :: said...

Fuhhh Pak Long den pon org pilah gak wehh. Den paling suko mandi-mando kek Ulu Bendul tu ko tau dak.. Alaaa dh kayo tu kena ar brsyukur gak.. bkn harta tu dtg brgolek yor. Nti raya, ekau buek lagi yor cito Pilah & Co ni..

NyahTerjunLongkang said...

Ya Allah..bangganya aku..undergrad abroad..now postgrad also abroad...so total 8 years abroad..satu titik alcohol pun tk penah singgah kt lidah aku nie..syukur..

Hjh Esah Jolie said...

Eh Aking...org PJ mmg pandai cakap nogoghi...esp bila jupo puak-puak dio..hahaha...happy birthday you...

Kjah..org temboling bukan main yo handa eh...

Sue..oh yeah.The Melewar clan.kaki party tu kan? Ye lah..RIP...kesian anak kecik-kecik.

Kay_leeda, abah den askar.Somban makin kocik raso eh..lopeh semuo jalan jadi one way ni...sakit mek ati den.

Apa yang I nak korek? Wuiyooo...banyak Manal.Out of reach dek aku yang meskin ni...

KNA, the party organiser? He is Antah's clan.His grand-uncle is the Melewar's.

Good for you Nyah...bangga kak Ngah...

Akak Pok Pek said...

@PP oso failed the naik bukit @ Jln Barat tew..