I amat busy uolsss. Udah udah la menyindir gaya pesbuk okayy...I ni bukannya kerja gomen Malaya yang boleh balik kerja on time. Nak nak lepas balik holiday ni lagi la kerja melambak.
So, I got drama number two dan pelakon utama nya ialah calon PHD cawangan West England tu yang juga suatu ketika dahulu satu sekolah dgn I.
Kisahnya...dia masuk spital. Stress related problem. Elehhh...might you want to know apa kaitan dia masuk spital dgn I, kan? Memang takde apa2.
Tapi...ropanya si pocong kesetanan tu telah mengkhabarkan pada pihak spital yang I adalah ICE nya. Well, semenjak London dilanggar garuda, pihak berwajib telah memperkenalkan ICE code untuk ditaruk dlm mobile phone. The contact dlm phone book you yg set set penting perlulah di add ICE sebelah nama mereka untuk memudahkan para penyelamat mengontact mereka -In Case if Emergency.
So by now you can guess apa yang telah dibuat oleh pocong kesetanan tu. Maka telephone rumah I telah dipenuhi message dari A&E, yg I pulak masa balik Malaya tu hari pi divert call mobile gi ke phone rumah I.
Menyirap darah I dicampur malu dgn kawan2 satu rumah dek perbuatan dia. Secara tak langsung hosmet I ingat I ada hubungan sulit dgn tah sesapa padahal baru je berpoya poya cam naharrom dgn MC.
The message was abt 2 weeks old and here I am, hoping for whatever reason dia masuk spital he should by now already mampos!
I am still thinking if I should ring him...
Trust that Kiah will say..tepon lah..tepon lah..sebab dia dahagan cerita-cerita sensasi. Truth be told, yes I did called him. Because the message was heard by someone else first before me, and nak mengcover kemaluan I yang terkantoi..I actually called him the moment we heard that message from some paramedic who attended him.
Dia dengan ceria nya menjawab call I dengan..hello stranger. Waddafark sangat kan bunyik nya? I went straight to the point (given I got audience at the time of the call, lagilah I gigih nak menunjuk kemarahan I) and asked him...
The paramedic called...you were in A&E. Why am I your point of contact in case of emergency?! Do you want to tell me what you are playing at?!
Amboii...don't you want to ask how am I?
No.
Okay lah, kalau you tak suka...
I am not your next of kin..so don't give out my number. Don't mess about with things like this. I don't even know your family. Don't make me responsible for you.
Sorry lah..don't mean to menyusahkan you...
Your antic is really draining my t**s, I don't have time for this. We are not friends before and the way you behave, I don't even want to be your friends. You really can go die.
Ada lagi benda yang I cakap..but kalau I tulis, nanti you all terperanjat lah pulak. But I will tell Kiah.
I hang up..setelah I maki hamun dia...I made sure I speak fast because he would usually hang up dulu jantan pocong setan lahanat tu.
****aksi-aksi gun blowing after shooting****
Sekian.
Trust that Kiah will say..tepon lah..tepon lah..sebab dia dahagan cerita-cerita sensasi. Truth be told, yes I did called him. Because the message was heard by someone else first before me, and nak mengcover kemaluan I yang terkantoi..I actually called him the moment we heard that message from some paramedic who attended him.
Dia dengan ceria nya menjawab call I dengan..hello stranger. Waddafark sangat kan bunyik nya? I went straight to the point (given I got audience at the time of the call, lagilah I gigih nak menunjuk kemarahan I) and asked him...
The paramedic called...you were in A&E. Why am I your point of contact in case of emergency?! Do you want to tell me what you are playing at?!
Amboii...don't you want to ask how am I?
No.
Okay lah, kalau you tak suka...
I am not your next of kin..so don't give out my number. Don't mess about with things like this. I don't even know your family. Don't make me responsible for you.
Sorry lah..don't mean to menyusahkan you...
Your antic is really draining my t**s, I don't have time for this. We are not friends before and the way you behave, I don't even want to be your friends. You really can go die.
Ada lagi benda yang I cakap..but kalau I tulis, nanti you all terperanjat lah pulak. But I will tell Kiah.
I hang up..setelah I maki hamun dia...I made sure I speak fast because he would usually hang up dulu jantan pocong setan lahanat tu.
****aksi-aksi gun blowing after shooting****
Sekian.
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13 comments:
Tepin je lah for my sake. I need cerita sensasi utk mengubat hatiku ini..
Oops tepon...bukan tepin
teruknya pegawai kebajikan masyarakat ukay
nantilah bab 3 Kiah oii..
Anon..iya? Ye lah..org tak guna camtu (and you too for that matter, buat nyemak blog I) baik disuruh mampos!
tak lepas lepas lagi ke PHd dia? .macam dah lama sgt dos..
I ni Anon, sampai hati you kata kat i macam tu, I ni dok doa yang baik-baik untuk you tau. Memang la kat blog kita boleh lepas perasaan, tulis macam kita teruk sangat gayanya, tapi I rasa you ni orang baik-baik. For your info, I tak kenal you pun, termari terbaca dan terlekat ha ha ha. One of this day, nanti terlupa tukar real name to Anon. baru padan muka i...
Doc BI, dah nak habis rasanya...tak pun didoakan cepat habis..supaya cepat dia berams..gituh.
Anon..terima kasih lah kerana mendoakan yg baik2 untuk saya. Macam ni lah..adab nya kalau datang rumah orang..kita bagi salam, kita cakap benda baik2..baru lah tuan rumah yg sokmo nervous dgn org yg tak dikenali akan rasa kurang nervous. Terlampau ramai sgt Anons yg masuk, ramai yg baik2 dari yang tak berapa baik. Saya ni bukannlah baik sgt...mmg dah diwarning sedari awal, blog ni mmg takde pekdah, apa lagi cahaya ilmiah tak pun membawak pahala.Kalau you terkecil hati, saya mintak mahap la..tapi kalau tak nak org kecik kan ati kita, jgn lah kita kecik kan ati orang, ye dak?
*tepuk tangan*
Bravo mak aji! give it to him.... nyampah tul i ngan jejaka perasan ni ...
-pembaca yg over-
setan lah sungguh tactic mengorat ittew! dia nak ngorat makji lettew, heheheheh
part 3 pleaseee!!
oh ya ker, u kecik hati ker apa i tulis? my psikiatris kata kat i, kalau kita keluar emosi negatif bila baca atau dengar statement orang, kalau kita ambil masa untuk renung statement puaka (ha ha ha) tu, mungkin kita dapat penunjuk kepada sesuatu yang boleh membaiki diri kita; the anger will hide the truth sometime and to admit to the underlying truth is too difficult, maka kita akan guna defense mechanism berbagai...esah mu maaf la aku, ni malam buta aku dok mai blog hang...aku ni lapar kat hapdate orang...sebenor nya dok intai si Biah gorgeous, bila la dia nak hapdate..aku suka baca..Anon ni.
Dear Pembaca Yg Hover...clap clap clap...terima kasihhhh
Dr Lurpak...adakah kau baru perasaang mmg tu la motif nya dari dulu...hiks.
Anon...i hope you find your psychiatrist advice useful. Lets just leave it at that ye?
ok Makji
Pegawai kebajikan masyarakat katanya!! LOL.. *matilah komen lain*
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