If you ask me, kalaulah iklan ni keluar TV masa I dok tengok telly bersama keluarga, I swear the embarrassment of seeing this could kill me instantly.
It seems to be that, banyak betul expectation kawum jantan kepada orang pompuan. Selain daripada menjadi bibik, PA dan lenlain, ohh...juga menjadi production line untuk anak2 diorang, we are expected to maintain ourselves in certain specs. Ketat, rapat, kemut (ishhh) dan bergetah.
Okaylah, untuk keharmonian rumahtangga dan menjaga hati laki supaya dia tak melompat mencari lain, maka kita ikut kan ajelah kannn. Walaupun situkang demand tu idoklah berbadan six pack, berbau polo eau de parfum dopopat jam dan memenuhkan nafsu duniawi kita...tak bagi henbeg LV, key chain pun jadi ye tak?
Tapi...Puan Sue, ferlukah mengeluarkan lidah tu?! Adakah pengeluaran lidah yang ropa itu membuktikan betapa syok nya Puan Sue selepas kembali ketat, bergetah bagai ni?
Kat tempat saya duduk kan Puan Sue, jarang orang pompuan buat iklan nak ketat segala. Yang iklan pun puak2 jantan talking about how to last long, how to make their bit well endowed gitu. Pastu keluarlah gambar couple senyum2 atas katil, enough to suggest how good the sex was. Takyah julur lidah.
Agaknya kannn....kalaulah Puan Sue makan gel gegetah centa dan suami Puan Sue pulak makan pil pembesar batang paip cap Austin Power, agak2 cemanalah posing Puan Sue agaknya...menjerit sampai koyak mulut ke Puan?
Apa maksudnya 'kembali dara' tu? Boleh ke dikembalikan benda yang memang dah tak ada? Speaking of which, how many women has fallen to a sucker for advertisement like this?
I read somewhere in an interview this retis talk about her mom's words of wisdom on how to jaga your man. Be cook in the kitchen, be a maid in the house and be a whore in the bedroom. So women are expected to do all 3 while the laki...kalau depa. Tu dok condo, idoklah dia dapat jadi tukang kebun, kan?
One thing I must agree is that sex do keep people together. To have sex, must have love. Err...that's my case lah. No love no sex. But isn't sex is a private thing between you and the other person? Now every men in Malaysia know about the current state of Puan Sue's karipap.
We can talk about sex with our trusted friends...that's okay I suppose...sebab boleh gelak2 kan. But what about couple yang kengkononnya videoed themselves that went viral dah satu dunia nampak mereka tu berkong**k. That one thing I don't understand...sex and filming?
Entahlah...is that their idea to spread the fun? But anyhooo....I hope Puan Sue hot paid bucketload of money. Seriously, I rasa nak lempang Puan Sue.
7 comments:
Makji,
Berapa juta agaknya dia dibayar ye? Agak2nya, berapa kali kah mak menthua dia pengsan, sedar, pengsan, sedar, pengsan, sedar nengok iklan ni..?
I pun rasa nak lempang dia!
p/s: ada jugak iklan katanya dulu nasik lemak 20sen.. skrang nasik lemak 2hinggit!
aiyohhhhhhhhhh??*sambil register Pn. Sue ke sekolah pondok*petirrrrrrrr hahaha
p/s: tgk lidah, mcm ______*tak nak sebut*
Kalau ko nampak iklan yg propa cekelat boleh jadi pink sila calling2 daku, yeah?
P/s I suka u on medical leave n dok umah...hapdate2lah selalu ye!
Agent JKD
Adibah, so Kak Sue ni bukanlah meniaga karipap aje keroje nya ye...nasik lemak pun dia bisnes gak? Chisssss....agaknya mak mertua dia mesti umur dah 100 tahun pastu certified blind. Nak tengok laa siapa lakinya..keroje kat mana...
Amboiii Aking...pernah ke menengok lidah oops!
Agent JKD, nafsu saya juga memerlukan pengisian ye so apa kata awok pun hapdate juga sebelum saya mencari pasangan lain. Or, might you want to migrate from JKD to gel gegetah centa ni untuk menambah ketat, kemut dan sebagainya?
My husband was horrified when he saw all the 'gel ajaib' ads posted on tiang2 lampu di serata north coast ini. Katanya 'i tot sex is taboo to u asian., but it is advertised evrywhere!'.. Owell my dear.. Sex sells kan? :p
hahah tersembur kopi aku tgk pose Pn Sue ittew
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