Update

The soklan I get in FB

1. Ehhhh..ko belum kawen ekk? Apesal ahh? Tu lahhh ko ni memilih sangatttt. ------ bila soklan ditanya kat I, I belum sempat pun nak jawab maka si tukang tanya dah pun memberikan jawapan nya sendiri. 

2. Uiii...shantekk nya ko sekarang. (err, dulu tak shantekk ke?) Muka pun dah lain...(ah?) Ada buat apa-apa kerrr dulu masa sekolah hidung tak mancung pun? ------you think if I say yes to plastiksejeri kat hidung, do you think she will stop at this question? Nah...sure dia akan bagi ceramah. Well since she is the one yang ada suspicion macam gampang tu, maka biorle dia yang jawab sendiri.

3. Ko keje apa eh kat oversea tu? Cemana kau dapat kerja tu...berapa gaji?  ----- you think I should ask her the same?

4. Ehh..you kawan dgn si polan-pulan tu ye (the famous one) How lah you kenal si polan-si polan tu? Ye ke si polan-si polan tu xyz? -----pergilah tanya sendiri ye?

5. Rumah kau dgn Herrots dekat tak? Boleh tak ko tolong tengok kan berapa rega beg elbi, gussik etc. Bagi tau aku ye. ---tak pernah dengar 'google' ke weh? 

6. Err, I am in need of financial aid. You are the only one who can help. Pleasee..please... ------I have got 3 requests so far for this. 2 of them is married man.Men always say women are very pushy. Generalised us to the max, but they dalam diam2, buat muka and ayat2 kesian push2 kita tolong dia. Haishhh.

And other contradictions you see in your day to day life...

Saya adalah pemimpin yang berjiwa rakyat. Turun padang etc etc. Hmm...this pemimpin can either be the pemimpin ppl choose in politics or the type of pemimpin yang naik jadi pemimpin lepas pak nya mati. Go figure. But if they so berjiwa rakyat, why do they need special VIP room at the airport and why bila traffic jem, lepas aje neeeeenooooo neeeeeenoooooo....not queing like other rakyat. Jiwa rakyat lah sangat kannn?

Then the pemimpin yang sokmo kalau bercakap kena pakai loudspeaker and tak cukup dgn microphone berjuta volume, cakap pun berdegar-degar...macam dia lah yang betul. So, kenapakah mereka memerlukan alat pembesar suara itu? Adakah kerana rakyat yang pekak? Ke siapakah sebenarnya yang pekak, mereka ke kita? Sebab bila kita buat cadangan, mintak itu mintak ini, mereka pemimpin buat-buat pekak kan?

A photo of a sexy woman. Then keluarlah komen2 yang mengutuk pompuan tu kaw-kaw dek keseksian mereka itu. But think hard, is it another women who will look hard, mata buntang tak kelip2 at another women pix? Please lah..nampak sangat yang mengomen tu laki-laki orang yang menyamar pakai nama lain like zaman2 IRC dulu kan?

The Famous People

Ni set-set yang ada account burung biru tu. Bila tweet2 pukul 2,3 pagi...peminat yg inneseng akan tanya..ehh ahkak tak tido ke? Si retis tak jawab direct but come up with another tweet, why Malaysian like to state the obvious? Elehhhh....jawab je lah kan..saya takleh tido sebab saya baru abis kerja, susah ke? Kang takde orang tgk show kau, ko gak yg tak makan.

Ni satu another retis who like to name and shame people yang dia kata, kurang siviks. Orang desperate nak kencing, que toilet panjang and kena pakai disable toilet, dia marah. So what...you expect people to treat you the same, so you must treat others (yang takde disability) the same lah kan? Ada ke tulis kat disable toilet tu orang able bodied takleh pakai? Lagipun to be a registered disabled, you really dont need to break your neck. Lack of social skills pun kira disabled lah kak...

The Politician who ask you to share his sentiment and mission to merampas 'Putrajaya'. How he was hard done by the power that be. And this is the same people who were amongst the power that be, once upon a time ago...

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