Cerita Hari Ini

Jantan Banyak Mulut

Dalam department I ni ada seorang jantan yang lagi 8 tahun dia boleh pencen. Lagi 8 tahun ye...kawan-kawan. 8 tahun bukan macam 8 bulan yang ko boleh pakai method penyedap ati...ohh pejam celik pejam celik. I ni pulak macam dah dapat pingat kat opis ni and this is bila ada je masalah dgn jantan ni, I akan disuruh selesaikan. I selalu tanya Boss I, why lah me? Boss cakap, you have higher tolerance level. Ish..ish. Speaking about tolerance level, orang selalu kata if mak or bapak you set-set penyabar, maka you akan menjadi penyabar juga. My appa is panas baran dan mulutnya kenkadang boleh megeluarkan kata-kata yang mencengkam jiwa gak. But I know from observation, he picked his receivers too. So not to all that he is who we know he is. Sabar is not inherent ye, and sabar is learned. So when there's so many dramas around you, you will pick what mechanism to use. With this man, mulutnya macam perempuan tua. Men, they're hardly good at things but when they do, they excell. Seriously..boleh dapat lebih dari Pingat Public Bank Bestari. I have been this man's boss for the last 5 years and the last 4 I have been desperately trying to 'move' him somewhere else. 3 times I succeeded but he came back and out of pity, I took him back. Was he good at his job? So and so. But the last few weeks I have witnessed how he 'terrorised' others with his mouth and I think, secretly, he does that confidently because he thinks he got me as a back up. But the problem with this jantan, once you point out the 'bigger picture', his defence mechanism is merajuk habis-habisan. So there's 2 in 1. Banyak mulut & kuat merajuk. Okay, he was never married. I don't wonder why. I lebih rela berkahwin dgn jantan ikan tuna beku dari berlakikan Woody Woodpecker. So, sesiapa yang sokmo mengeluh kesah lakinya tak cakap banyak, syukurilah nikmatmu ye? But my mission this week, is to give him  the big and small picture. The big picture is, mulut kau banyak and the small picture is, we can't cope. The work is stress enough as it is. So yes, I hope with all the luck in the world he will merajuk, dented his ego and go or, merajuk sehari and the next day, ikut aje arahan ku.

Jom Botak

So the uproar is now, people are upset with the TV station for 'sacking/suspending' that TV presenter yang membotakkan kepala nya in the name of charity tu. She said she did it to show empathy to cancer patient. TV station said she approached them first then they said, we support you but our viewer takdelah nak tengok pompuan botak ye kak. So, tungulah rambut you tumbuh balik. So now it seems she is aware of the consequences. She made the choice. Now, live it up lah kan? Takyah lah nak kata macam2 pulak. If the TV don't want pompuan Botak then its the TV's choice. I think I'll be more annoyed to read if some presenter takleh keluar TV sebab dia dah bertudung. But let's discuss her act of empathy. Everyone who has, cared or caring for people with this illness knows that the side effect of aggresive chemoteraphy is one might be losing all their hairs. This is the deal. Aruah adik I dulu cancer gak...tapi takle sempat dia nak ber chemo segala but I doubt that we seisi rumah will shave our head to show our support for him. If the idea came from SATC where Jarrod shave his head for Samantha, tu lain lah...he doesn't do it for money. He does it for her and the scene really shows that it was a private battle and he as her lover is going thru it together. Si presenter tu nak jom botak kan kepala nya, to emphatise who actually? Her cancer-stricken stepfather has died. Or, has she been paid money for that? I rasa lah, kalau you nak menunjukkan betapa prihatinnya you kat orang sakit cancer buat lah benda yang ada makna kat si pesakit tu. You botak kan kepala you, apa makna nya? That's it is cool to be bald or what? If the patient survive, I'm sure the hair will start growing kan? So, in support for people who lost their limbs, do we do the same? Or in support for the mentally ill, do we start talking to ourselves? Sungguh lah I tak paham...but I do hope she gets lots of money...because yes, we do need to work on cancer cure and the psychosocial care...the palliative etc etc.

Model-Model Facebook

I happened to have so many friends yang I think hobinya...selain dari mengambik gambar, dia juga adalah model dalam aksi photography tersebut. I'm not referring to them holidays shots ye. Tu sedap lah sikit tengok, ada background ada segala. But this is a shot of almost everything that is him/her. sampaikan tidur pun dia amik gambar dia sendiri pastu taruk caption...my beauty sleep. Every little pose captured pulak tu...okay lah, they may say that I jeless. Ye lah..I bukan photogenic kann? Satu dua kali dalam sebulan, okaylah...tapi kalau hari2 dah tu kau aje yang jadik model?

Lagi satu yang paling I tak larat is snap-snap gambar kahwin. Pun kalau you nak kata I jeles sebab I tak pernah bergambar pakai baju songket liplap bersanding, katalahhh. But seriously, wouldn't we just prefer the pengantin to look modest, shy and still? Nak ke kau tengok aksi tergolek atas katil, melompat dalam hutan and aksi2 pandang kelangit? Okay, this may sound very harsh ye...but I have seen photo golek-golek atas kebun bunga when both of the pengantin mempunyai tahap obesisti yang digeruni. Iskkk...(oops mulut I jahat) Okay, nothing against the pengantin ye..but no to aksi-aksi tak masuk akal.

Sekian.