Newly single man.
(Not Really) Single woman.
Don't really talk to each other at school...some 20 odd years ago. Once upon a time the Boyz II Men was dating hot-hot girl in school. He is a good looking man. Pandai pulak tu. Main bola lagi. What is there not to like about boy like that. But of course when hensem boy date lawa girl, angin pun macam dipam-pam lah kann? (Ke the not really lawa girl yang rasa inferior?)
Takpelah. Past is past. The hensem boy didn't end up with the lawa girl. Lawa girl went off with someone else, not so hensem+pandai boy but nice in perangai. They have 3 boys together now. Both doctors. Don't know where thet live because in school also the tak lawa girl and the lawa girl only hi, hi and babai only.
The hensem boy now not so hensem anymore.Perangai also not so hensem. Now not only he have air around him, he also have airs inside him, hence the increase in physical size.
The once upon a time hensem boy is also suddenly very 'friend-friend' with the tak lawa girl. The tak lawa girl of course sedarlah mana bumi dipijak disitulah dia bayar council tax, so although the hensem boy is friend with her, she still remember how 'sombong' he was 20 odd years ago. The tak lawa girl after 20 odd years idoklah timid macam dulu. Still introverted but when need be, can lah talk-talk friendly.
The once upon a time hensem boy at times get over familar, flirting-flirting pulak with the tak lawa girl. The tak lawa girl got rimas lah. But sebagai pompuan melayu terakhir, she can only do 'senyum dalam kerimasan' aje. Sometimes, she 'basuh' jugak...but betul lah orang kata, men got memory like a goldfish.
Yesterday, the tak lawa girl heard from the once upon a time hensem boy. Well, the tak lawa girl very busy kann? She got no time to keep in touch. Plus she only keep in touch with ppl she like only. But now and again, they exchange text and meet for coffee lah. But this year, belum ada coffee meeting lagi. The boy need to finish his study and the girl, banyak hal.
The once upon a time hensem boy send what the tak lawa girl see as inaprropriate message. So she answer back, she asked, you ni salah hantar text message ke ke? She doubt it lah. But the once upon a time hensem boy jawab macam chilaka, LOL. Kelakar lah tu kan? Cipan beranak kecik betul.
Nowadays, the tak lawa girl dah sungguh kurang vitamin. Selalu nya when she get that kind of message2 bodoh from the boy, she will tak layan or sums it up as message from jantan desperate Malaya terakhir. But today she thought she need to tell him something. So she called.
HELLO SEXY, the boy answered her call.
Eh, nombor phone sex 0900 ke yang keluar kat screen you?
The not so hensem boy anymore only mampu jawab hahahahaha aje.
See, I am only now going to say this once. You sent me message like that again, I bring it up with the MET. Its harrassment. You of all intelligent people should know that. Next time I think before you send any text message, just have a quick wank so that all the shit thoughts can be release.
AMBOIII KASAR NYA...
Okay. I cakap melayu ye..you.......he cut in quickly. Okay, okay. I'm sorry. I...this time I cut in. This conversation finish now. I got work to do.
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