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Friday, August 31, 2012

Big Big Thank You....:)

Updated on 03/08/2012 at 09.56hrs***

This post is published deliberately on a future date, intended to be above all my latest postings. The idea is for you to capture the content first, make generous donation (kalau sudi) and tell your friends. Scroll down for my latest postings. Keep the donation coming, kawan-kawan :)

This certainly deserves a heads up. Sempena bulan Remdan ni, on behalf of Help & Hope, I want to make a fresh appeal.

Since this appeal started, we only received 15 donations. Dr Lurpak kata, promo kurang...hiks, pasal tu takde ramai orang nak derma. Okay, salah saya. I should have put more focus in. Sesibuk mana pun.

We have, encountered hurdles. Well, macam tu lah kalau tak ber dana, kan? Orang nak tolong pun slow2 aja speed nya. But Allah is still with us. Some hurdles were made easy to passed. For all your spare cash, we are eternally grateful.

We read everywhere in the news orang bunuh orang, orang bunuh diri, orang naik marah lantas mencederakan orang lain. We want to offer a safe place, a better education and understanding for the one that is need of help.

The need, the illness and the plight may not be obvious to you. But trust me, every little helps can make a lot of difference.

Current progress, after so much difficulties (cashflow wise) we have obtained the premise. We will be submitting the architect drawing soon. We will then need to turn the building into habitable place. We need to furnish it. And we need a little more generosity.

True, mental illness is not life threatening. So we have nothing to show to gain sympathy so that you can push your hand deep into your pockets. But with your understanding and spare cash, however little, can...

- Save the vulnerable girls from being abuse and taken advantage of, due to their emotional and mental complexities
- Safeguarding your love ones for your peace of mind
- Helping the affected soul to get back to life, as good as normal
- help many more...

So my friends...from the bottom of our heart, thank you very much :)

1. Raudhah Yahya from Canada
2.  Hamimah Ujir from Bristol,UK
3.  Siti Jadit from R.O. Ireland
4.  Adilah Abu Bakar from Ampang, Malaysia
5.  Dayangku Noorfazidah Awang Shri from Pahang, Malaysia
6.  Sharizman Shamuri from Puchong, Selangor Malaysia
7.  Izuan Halik from London,UK
8.  Abang Hensem tapi mintak dirahsiakan identity... :)
9.  Andy Hansall from Uxbridge, London, UK ---ni opis mate saya
10. Izuan Halik from London,UK
11. Shahbe Desa from Bristol, UK 
12. Suhaila Saee from Kuching, Sarawak ----kitak bagusss tekkk? 
13. Anonymous who banked in directly to Al-Rajhi Bank
14. Melly The Cat (kantoiii sebab pakai Mebengtuyu to transfer to Al-Rajhi Bank)
15.  Izuan Halik from London,UK


Eh, macam kenal aja yang nombor 7 tu kannn? ---Err, No. 7 , 10 dan 15 tu adalah orang yang sama...baik hati & banyak duit. (Aminnnn.....) I must now ask you to stop, sebab kami2 dah naik segan amik derma you. But if you must insist on doing it again, sila gunakan nama Tom Daley, okeh?

Okay, mintak maaf kepada abang hensem (didalam imaginasi saya) yang berada di Europe yang dengan baik hati telah menderma via paypal tapi dah warning siap2 mintak jangan announce kat blog.

Okay, saya hormati permintaan abang ittew (walaupun ada potensi yang saya ni lebih tua..tapi tak pe...manja kan panggil abnag-abang ni?) dan truth be told, the initiative to name and shame..hahaha..is to show our gratitude and appreciation. As you can see, it has been months since this pledge started and yang baik hati baru ada 15 orang.

Dr Lurpak yang katanya mega stress tapi hari-hari masak lauk sedap2, offered to promote this cause to other famous blog. Please do..and thank you very much. Promote dalam pesbuk if you have hundreds of friends. We appreciate generosity.

My opis mate, si Andy Pandy malas mandi tu telah mendonate his 2 weeks worth of Costa Coffee, he pledge one coffee a day. Dia minum 3 kopi sehari dari kedai Costa tu. £2.30 a day for 10 days...thanks abg Andy :)

So, is there any of you out there nak pledge a teh tarik a day for us? Pls do.


How you can help? Senang. If you blog, then you can promote this initiative in your blog. Tell your readers why this is the cause they should consider helping. Because less people care. Let's just not think negative for now, ye lah...masyarakat ramai yang tak tahu. Many people still think is gila is penyakit carik sendiri. Then kalau you ada pesbuk, you kompang lah kat pesbuk you. In addition, kalau uols pandai macam Dr PHD kat Bristol tu, sila buat donation friendly punya link supaya set2 yang malas lagi tak tahu boleh terus klik-klik je. Ye lah..bab2 derma, memang orang payah sikit nak part dengan duit mereka tapi kalau website yang ada aksi-aksi triple x, takyah easy click, pandaiiiiii aje masing2 nak cari.

Words of mouth is a good mileage too. Pi cakap kat kawan2.  If your kawan ask, what lah this people what to do with my money? And, entah2 puak2 Help & Hope tu yang nak ambik untung. No. We need to raise the cash so that we can provide accommodation and centre for the rehabilitation. Then the users can sustain the project on their own. Gomen takde peruntukan untuk rumah2 halfway macam ni. Spital kerajaan dah tak cukup katil. What we do is we will provide rehabilitation program that is being actively use by the NHS, and we will train local people to work and get skilled. WE are doing this for FREE. Itu fardhu kifayah kitaorang (mana yang terlibat yang beragama Islam lah, yang putih2 nya buat sebab diorang suka)  This is solely a community project, meaning dari masyarakat untuk masyarakat. We are the masyarakat. Gituh.

Above, is the list produced by the Paypal. Mana yang nama nya takde dalam list tu, maknanya anda belum lah menderma lagi. Hiksss. 

Anda yang masih boleh memberikan sumbangan via paypal account dengan meng click link ini... sumbanglah seberapa yang mampu. 


Bagi yang rasa Paypal tu macam haram lah susah nya, ini adalah account yang dibuka di Bank Al-Rajhi cawangan Shah Alam dan account ini ditadbir oleh MSSRS N Nordin & Co. 


12300 1080416 690 Al Rajhi Bank

Mana yang dah transfer duit, terima kasih.

I think it is important that we reiterate the purpose of this project, is to help those with mental illness by providing provide short (respite) and long term accommodation for people with mental illness. This is not just accommodation to provide care but accommodation that accommodates people with mental illness as well as a training and rehabilitation centre. We will introduce a care plan that includes rehabilitation programs, person centred plans, path to independent, regain life and motor skills and further educational and vocational plan with the intention of reintroducing them into the community. 

This project is supported by FITRAH and donations generated through this pledge are only for the Muslim patient who are in need of this specific care.

Those yang dah derma, sila propaganda kengkawan yang lain derma jugak. Expand this. Mana yang keroje organisation besar2, sila pujuk rayu Boss uols untuk memberi sumbangan. 


Your smallest donation can make a big difference.

Sekian you alls.


Wednesday, August 29, 2012

One For The Independence

Janji ditepati.

In a way I rasa sesuai la slogan ni untuk orang-orang gomen...dan kita juga.

Bila kita membuat janji, dalam sepuluh...3 pun belum tentu akan ditepati lagi.

Lets put aside political differences here...walaupun the slogan is greatly influenced by the governing party.

Between us...we use words to bond. Dengan kengkawan, dgn pasangan, dgn makpak etc. Words is as good as promises although we dont always use the word 'promise'.

I have always wanted to be a good daughter,partner and friends. I sometimes made promises on this. I will try to keep my promise but sometimes I can't.

Under some circumstances, promises are hard to keep.Things can change.

I have lost count on promises that I made but I know I have kept a few. 

So lets just see if the people in this political party can keep theirs.

Errr...what actually are being promised by them? You know? Do tell :)




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Monday, August 27, 2012

When You Might Be Right And I Might Be Wrong....

Ehh...banyak tul masalah sosiyyal kat Malaya tu kannn? Di UK ni pun apa kurang nya tapi disebabkan Malaya tu kan negara membangun maka macam2 benda pun sama membangun juga and cepatlah orang Malaya kena get use to it ye?

Dalam pada pak polisi dan Pak Menteri Polisi kata crime dah berkurangan, macam hari-hari pulak dengar orang kena rampok di shopping2 complex malam2.

Senang2, habis kerja duduk aje lah kat rumah ye, tuan tuan dan puan puan. Tapi duduk rumah pun macam tak selamat aje sebab kalau orang tak rampok kita tengah2 jalan, dia akan datang pulak pecah masuk rumah kita. Ayoyo...

Dulu masa saya kecik2, Appa saya adalah dalam seminggu 2,3 kali buat round rukun tetangga. Masa tu lah dia nak menayang collection kapak dan parang nya. I remember he is looking super excited about the rounds. Sekarang ni I think our rukun tetangga is done by the paid guard that speaks little Malay and half of the time dok tercongok aje. Well, how do you explain some houses still got broken into when armed guard is around? 100 bijik rumah satu guard ke? Ke guard tu hilang kerumah kekasihnya Sunarti kat area tu jugak dikala majikan nya takde dirumah buat Umrah?

I am sure you read about that young and randy national bowler. So many opinions I read are all about wanting his blood. Allow me to ask, what good will it brings by wanting him to be severely punished? So that every future young boys to ID'd every girls they want to have sex with?

Are we talking rape as it kidnap, drugged, pounced on and fully forced sex act?

I think the argument is he is slightly older than that girl and he should know better. If you can explain why men must rape instead of ask, then don't expect them to use their brain when they clearly have to.

I have sit in few court case then men got done for statutory rape. I must tell you when you're in the position of trust like doctors, lawyers, social workers (ehemm ehemmm) you got to hear the actual account of the story. You really have to dig into the deeper picture here. Do you punish someone for being a nuts? Of course to win your argument, you have to sell what is best and in this case is his, the 'rapist' promising future. From the source, the girl that was 'raped' statutorily is another state bowler. So they have known each other. But still your argument is the older should have known better.

So, can we excuse the 60 plus men who goes out with 17,18,19,20 yo girls? What were they thinking sexing up girls as young as their daughters and grand daughters? No, sometimes...we just don't think. Can we blame someone when at that one time, they don't think?

I don't condone rape. Men and women can be coerced, coaxed, cajoled and forced into having sex. One can say yes and no. The 12 year old equally horny and star struck unfortunately said yes to him. They were rumbled. He pleaded guilty. The girl even claimed the whole thing is consensual. So sending him to jail, for what?

Okaylah...picture this. No, imagine this. We came home to our bedroom and saw the neighbour's son naked on our bed on top of our daughter. Kantoi besar-besaran. The boy profusely apologise. Our daughter too. Ye lah, dah kantoi...mintak ampun lah kan. So we called the police, ye lah, anak kita dah kena boombang dgn anak orang sebelah. Anak orang sebelah tu apart from being on top of our daughter, is the best student in his class. No fault that we know of until this one. Yes, he is sorry. He is only 19 and anak pompuan kita tu 14 tahun yang as you can see, how getik it is budak pompuan 14 tahun jaman ni.

What do we do? Jail him so he cant 'rape' another? Made one mistake and lose everything and forever be remembered as a rapist?

Yes we are angry and we cant blame us. 'Raping' and got away with it and the 'victim' is a child. But if the stupid boy is our son, what do we do? Kill him and please the entire neighbourhood?

I am writing this in memory of Joe. A promising musician who was put on sex offenders list because he had sex with girl whom he met at gig, little that he realised she was only 14 and he was 20. He was jailed for 2 years and gets severely depressed and developed psychotic illness. I was working with him after he was discharged from the hospital and the whole time I was with him, he insisted that he never rape the girl and is sorry about it. The label child rapist finished him. He was a sweet sweet man. I am so glad that I saw him before he killed himself and told him that I know he is a good man and this stupid mistake shouldn't have happened.

So lets see this again. We are so passionate about making things right. We so want that justice is served and the wrong got done. We condemn the judge,the systems etc. selagi tak di jail budak Afizal mongok tu selagi tu kita tak senang ati. If only we have the same passion for the vulnerable and helpless people.

To this day, I still think about Baizura at PPUKM psychiatric ward, the Indian and the Chinese boy who is looking so lost when me and Desert Rose visited the ward. If only we are so passionate to fight for them to get better treatment.

Pesanan untuk diri saya sendiri....bersabar lah. Good things will come to those who wait.

This posting is based on what I read and understand about the rapist case. If you disagree, then it is your opinion. Let's just don't argue. We are very different people after all. You will not necessarily like what I like.



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Saturday, August 25, 2012

Can I Do Snippet Too?

Okay, entry ni ditulis dalam jamban....the beauty of aipek2.

Kiah, seperti biasa selalu berburuk sangka kat I yang kununs nya I la yang menaiko Dr Lurpak tu menagih entry baru. Well, I was about to say the same, adakah kau juga telah menaiko Dr Lurpak supaya memburuku di Twitter supaya bawak2 menghapdate blog?

Moral dari story diatas dan entry Kiah is, Dr Lurpak tgh prektis nak jadik supervisor PHD yang keroje nya meminta-minta dan meremind-remind student siapkan assignment. Aiyoyo...enough lah with frens yg buat PHD ya? Dah naik sewel dah aku tengok...cepat2 lah korang bungkus buku2 tu dan kembali ke kejadian asal....iaitu menjadi manusia biasa yakni, menjaga makan pakai laki,anak dan diri sendiri, bergossip dan bershopping.

A week or so sebelum raya, I adalah berkecik hati dgn my Amma...but instead of telling her, I tell my akka ( oh she is, she is technically and officially a year older from me by year, jgn lah kau nak berfeeling tua sebulan aje ye)

Untuk menunjukkan lagi yang I ni tengah merajuk, I did not call my Amma on Raya day. Anak bangsa cilaka kan I? Not only I did not call her on hari raya, I stop calling her 2 weeks before raya. I feel like I must make a point, and get it across as clear as I can. Walaupun dipujuk2 oleh my sister dgn hint-hint, Amma tanya apsal kau lama tak call. My sister knew about the me merajuk and I know she will not mengadudomba and be telling my Amma what I am up to (merajuk)

So I rang Amma on the 3rd raya...she told me about her raya experience and how the whole house had been demam-demam, diselangselikan cerita gossip orang kampung. I said to her (about the gossip) alaaa, don't think like that about people, if you want to raya their house just raya. If they treat you bad, next year don't bother. One thing about my Amma, although she is not the making gossip type, she can easily get roped into one yang di orkestra kan oleh sedara mara kami yang sesungguhnya takde langsung good intention. Amma is the type yang selalu nak volunteer jadi mediator, konon nya but more than often kena tuduh jadi meddler. So I told her, just look after yourself and let others solve their own problem. But the line cut off.

The day after I called her again. Talk and talk again. But I can sense that she want to mengelak talking to me about stuff that had cause my merajuk ness, ohh my english ye Kiah. So then dgn takde lengah2, I started asking her why has she always think that I like to gaduh with my younger siblings.

Forgive me, but I really cant share the details here but enuff said, the conversation ended up with the typical middle child open ended statement berbunyi...okay, whatever I do is never right by you.

Since then, I feel really awful. I talked to my friends, the mature2 one lah. Of course nobody like to have that kind of conversation with the parent, but some thing need to be said and straightened up.

The agony of being the adult child is, when you grow up, no matter how much you look up to your parents, you will soon see that they have flaws and faults too. And that is something so difficult to stomach. A child, sister and brother often had to succumb to displaced loyalty.

I am sad because I made my Amma sad. But I know I am right. I want to call and say sorry for making her sad but I will not be stand corrected for saying my peace. That is because I know (and she knows it too...ye lah, Mums knows everything kann?) it is the truth.

I am sorry for all Mum who had no choice buy to get caught in the middle. I am sorry for all Mum who feel obliged to stand by the tak boleh harap lagi berperangai puaka child. But I will not blame any Mum for doing that. That is because it is what Mums do.

Okay, now I want to go and top up my Lebara simcard. I got grovelling job to do.



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Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Update I Lepas Raya Uolss.

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri kawan-kawan. Okay..I have been extremely busy. Separuh tipu and separuh betul. The productivity during Ramadhan adalah menyedihkan. Meaning, by the time I buka puasa, I get so tired and need to sleep. And get up again just for coffee, coke and biscuits. Ye, semekut aje yang boleh masuk nya dalam keadaan mega ngantuk macam tu.

But, Alhamdulillah. I think I managed 21 days of puasa. 6 days terlebur of natural causes, another 2 for work purposes and satu hari yang sangat panas and I had to telan Nurofen to ease my headache, lalu terus puasa sampai time berbuka. I justify that to Kiah. I kata, hari tu kira I puasa la jugak because I ate Nurofen and a gulp of water and nothing else.

Oh ye, fasting is one achievable thing of mine yang I gigih nak menunjuk kat orang. Because fasting is, naturally difficult for me, with my existing health condition. But bak kata Appa, tak pernah lagi dia dengar orang mati berpuasa dibulan Remdan ni, so kalau I larat, I puasa la. Gituh.

I got into discussion with this group-orang-pandai. You will be surprise of their knowledge of akhirat and duniawi. I pun rasa segan but hidup kan mesti menimba ilmu? Ilmu membuat popia basah pun kira ilmu baru jua. Resepi dah dapat dah..jalan ke kedai cina yang jual sengkuang tu aje yang belum. Malas.

In the discussion, we talked about the sanction Malaysian Religious Authority puts on Muslim who didn’t fast. To the extend pi hangkut orang tu dalam kereta mayat. Some food outlets and business proprietor announces that they will not be selling food to the Muslims…during the ‘questionable’ time.

Okay, this will be a long story. Let’s just do it in stages. I want to write about my Raya/Puasa experience, the Atheist and few other things.

Sembahyang Raya

Hands on heart, this is my 1st sembahyang raya in London since 1998. Masa student2 dulu every year I pi sembahyang sebab kaki-kaki nya ramai. Since kerja dan bermastautin, kaki masih ramai, it is just I don’t know who they are. So this year, I really want to make that extra effort. So I asked this male friend of mine, kat mana dia pergi sembahyang selalunya, so he said the previous year he did it at Regent’s Mosque but sebab dia pergi sembahyang pun bawak henbeg dan berlenggang lagi lemah gemalai dari I and MB1 put together, maka they mistaken him for a female and redirected him to the female section. He refused and insisted to pray at the male section and got standing next to one Pak Arab. He told me that his presence has made the Pak Arab so uncomfortable that the pak Arab keep staring at him and he can’t even perform his prayer properly noticing the Pak Arab lingering stare. So, this time no more katanya nak pi Regent mosque. I told him, next time you wear serban baru orang percaya. I asked blogger femes mana lagi tempat nak sembahyang, she said that we can go to Malaysian Embassy. Yes…hati I berbunga. Together me and him berpakat malam sebelum raya tu nak pergi Belgrave Square. Off I left my flat in my last year baju kurung, sensorang naik bas and tube. Gigihhhh. I texted my friend asking him to wait for me outside after sembahyang, yelah..kalau jumpa before sembahyang kang, batal lah pulak air sembahyang, kan?

On the tube, I saw 3 young boys in their baju Melayu. Looking very lost outside HPC tube station tatau arah mana…but biasalah orang Melayu, suka sesat jalan sebab malu bertanya. I smiled at them and noticed that they’re following me. Masih lagi tak nak tanya ‘akak’ ni. I toleh and wish them Selamat Hari Raya, maka tersipu2 masing2. So I slowed down. One of them asked, you boarding school ke kat sini? I jawab..tak lah. Another one asked, you budak post grad ye? Takkk. Datang bercuti ke kat London ni, yang sorang lagi tu pulak tanya. I smiled back and asked, you all kat sini student ye? They told me that they’re MARA boys and it is their 1st coming to 2nd year. Then I just jawab, had I kahwin after SPM and beranak a year after that, my son could have been the the same as you boys.

Disebabkan ‘akak’ kan jalan macam kingkong, maka cepat lah sampai kat High Commission tu. We were ushered in. I went into this room but I saw so many women sitting in the lounge area. Because they’re not in their telekung, I assumed that they can’t sembahyang (apasal kau datang? Tak ke buat sesak tu?) So in that room, I opted to pray at the very last line. Ye lah..’akak’ kan kaki, tangan & badan panjang. Kenalah cari slot yang selamat sikit untuk diri sendiri.

Childrens are ‘conventionally’ left with their mum. But some of the boys yang dok lalu lalang depan I tu yang cukup besar dan boleh disuruh ngikut bapak nya sembahyang tempat orang jantan. Tak. The Bapak decided that his sembahyang raya is so important and must not be interrupted and left the babies with mak nya. Poor Mak nya mana nak sembahyang, mana nak tegah anak jangan lalu lalang and another little baby in that car seat yang diletakkan disebalhnya masa dia sembahyang. Nak saja I tanya, dalam reramai pompuan tak sembahyang kat luar tu, takde ke yang nak volunteer menengok kan budak2 yang makpak nya nak sembahyang? Apalah salahnya, kan?

No, apparently. While we were praying, in the silence of the prayer, suara pompuan2 yang berdarah **ki tu adalah sangat kuat sekali. Berborak.Ohh, I don’t even want to apologise for that, but kan dah tahu orang tengah sembahyang, apasal korang semua tak boleh diam? Mana respect? Tu belum lagi yang set2 pompuan yang datang bawak henbeg paling mahal dari beg sports direct tu. Dah tahu space sembahyang kita kecik, yang nak kau parking jugak beg guccik kau sebelah aku, apasal? Takleh ke taruk kat belakang sana?

Then of course, you will not miss the active Facebookers/Twitters segala, yang insist on taking photograph and busy uploading it. Dalam bilik sembahyang tu. Of all the places kan? Ohh, okaylah bagi chance. First time beraya di London and orang di Malaysia mesti tengok dan merasakan indahnya suasana bersembahyang Aidilfitri kat Belgrave Square tu.

Then after sembahyang. The group of girls on their mobile phone, you can see from afar what application they’re on and this, for goodness sake is during khutbah. So during khutbah, all I can see is bunch of girls constanly typing on their mobile and makcik2 outside ber brok brek an tak habis2.

I guessed it will inappropriate for me to start making remark on mothers with small screaming babies but only if they can think that there’s others to consider too and not yourself. Kalau I ada anak dan sibudak tu pulak set2 kalau menangis macam kena dera, I will not bother to go. Ye lah, karang susah pulak I or orang lain for that matter nak khusyuk kan?

But orang melayu. Cenggitu lah. Walaupun katanya mempunyai budibodybahasa yang tinggi, consideration kat orang adalah kurang dah berasa orang lain lah yang patut mempunyai perasaan belas kasihan kat dia...sebab dia beranak kecik.

My verdict? This will be my 1st and last at Malaysian High Comm. Tahun depan, if I tak balik Malaya, I akan cari tempat sembahyang yang orang2 yang datang tu betul2 nak sembahyang..bukan setakat nak datang menayang baju liplap, Samsung Galaxy etc etc or to do salam perantau ucapan.

When Feel That You Must Prove Your Point…

So this snobintelligent friend of mine has now declared that she is an Atheist openly…or to those who has access to her social networking account. Oohh..was I surprise? No. There are plenty of them. And there will be more soon if Malaysia and their Islamists bijak pandai tak menjalankan syiar Islam dengan betul. Maksud I, sejak bilanya Islam kata kita kena menghukum orang tak berpuasa? Dan sejak bila Islam kata kita mesti membuka aib orang? Well, sending those tak puasa on the hearse ride bukan ke membuka aib yang orang yang dihukum tu tak puasa?

I think konsep berdakwah macam dah salah lah kiranya...kan? Yes, kita wajib mengingat mengingati, menyebarkan dan mengajar benda2 baik. But it is also up to pendengar dakwah kita tu nak buat apa yang disuruh dan diingatkan. You can ask your grown up kids to sembahyang until your face turn blue and suruhan itu diselangselikan dengan pesanan penaja yang Allah maha etc etc., maka takutlah kepada Allah. That I think is all you can do. Tapi kerja2 menghukum ni, biarlah kita serahkan saja pada yang maha mengetahui ya?

So this Atheist and any other Muslim turned Atheist I come to know, not only has turned their back on Islam malah berasa perlu pulak nak memperlekeh-lekehkah Islam dan membesarkan ‘kejahatan’ Islam. Totally ignorant that yang jahat itu adalah orang. Ohh, for all I care, they can go and worship the jamban belakang rumah Wan Pilah I circa 1977-1980. The Atheist claimed that the Muslim like to impose their religion on others when they clearly know that there’s freedom in religion. Lupa pulak nak tengok kan, kalau takdak freedom, rasanya dapat ke sipuak2 Atheist tu jadi Atheist? So, they marah orang ajar them about agama but diorang tu okay pulak cakap orang yang beragama tu tak berpekdah. So, its okay pulak you impose your belief on others, kan?

So, the Atheist decide that his/her resentment towards religion, mainly Islam la..will not stop at just making remark and highlighting some points or quoting famous articles about how religion is restrictive way of life. Suka ati mak hang lah. The Muslim turned Atheist feels appropriate to become the Grinch during hari raya. Ridiculing everything and membuat statement2 macam lahanat, ohh I hope this day will be over soon. Siap buat statement lagi yang commenting on people appearance is bad manners. So, dia marah lah orang cakap dia gemuk. Tapi yang dia sokmo hapdate status dia kata sedara-mara dia takdak kerja lain datang collect duit raya, mengata orang tu tak pandai jaga anak etc etc, bukan bad manners pulak, kan?

Now, let go back to the burning issue…the Atheist and the fanatic Muslim, apa pekdah ke bercakap macam kau aje yang betul? These points that you’re making, is for whom exactly?

Well, I hope you’re happy…because you obviously not. Both of you.

Bersambung lagi dihari cuti nanti…

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Must I Start 'Flirting' ?

Cewwahhh, tajuk taknak kalah naaa? Tapi percayalah posting ini tak ada unsur-unsur sexual.

Ingatkan uols jantan yang kata I ni (juga dia disokong oleh pembaca2 lain) telah menggoda dia?

I think setelah aku di subject kan kepada pertuduhan yang keji tu, maka dia sepatutnya pergi lah mati, kan?

Tak. Semalam dia telah menghantar text message mengucapkan Eid Mubarak kat I. Kalaulah tidak kerana reputasi penggoda I ni, dah I jawab text nya. But on 2nd thoughts, tak perlu rasanya sebab agaknya kerana ko powerful an I dlm menggoda jejantan ni, balasan text yang simple like 'ohh, terima kasih and Eid Mubarak to yo too' akan membatalkan puasa nya sampai dia terpaksa mandi junub lak. Kosser!

So, tak ku jawab. Bila tak jawab, hari ni hantar text lagi dgn kata-kata yang macam shial (habis pahala ku 20%) yang berbunyi 'still angry?'. Dan disertai emoticon muka2 bulat kuning yg mengenyit mata tu.

I have no intention to menjawab. Besok lusa sure dia akan call. Kalaulah masa tu I baru keluar dari opis I takpun tengah tengok Coronation Street, maka...bersedialah dia mendengar kata-kata godaan I yang bakal menghiris jiwa tu.

But, dia ni tak reti bahasa. Perlukah I membuang masa, Kiah?

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device

Friday, August 10, 2012

One Makcik Wok Human Resources

Benciks taww...because I had to retype the hole entry dedicated to one Makcik Wok. Thanks to yahoo mail, posting tu ghaib macam bekalan Twisties kat rumah I.

Dah la I am under a lot of stress ni...but trust my secret lover yang sokmo gersang tu will not take 'stress' as an excuse to tak hapdate blog. Dia pun sembelit..I tak cakap apa pun.

However, having to re write, gives me time to re think. The missing post was harsh because I telah menggunakan vocab-vocab yang sangat power yang tak sesuai digunakan dibulan Remdan ni.

But although this is a re write, the message is still clear. I want this Makcik Wok to know (or that Pakcik Wok yang menerima berita sensasi dari BFF nya tu) that I detest orang yang menyalahgunakan 'kuasa' ni.

Lets just start with something educational first. HIV positif. Cakap aje HIV positive, mesti kita ingat set-set friends of Dorothy tu aje yang vulnerable nya kepada virus ini. Ohh tidak...kalau Allah nak duga kita, set-set yang mithali pun boleh kena jangkit jua. Ye lah..kita tahulah tahap ke mithalian kita..tapi laki/bini/boipren/gilpren kita?

Orang Melayu dah le tak suka pakai 'sarung' kannn? Ohh..manalah I tahu?  Sebab banyak kajian yang I dah buat. Selalunya kita orang perempuanlah yang di expect menjaga supaya anak2 berudu sipuak2 jantan tu tak terlepas kedalam dish plate kita. But why must ppl thinking using protection ittew hanyalah untuk menghalang penternakan anak2 berudu aje? Tak ke kita pernah dengar geng-geng sexually transmitted disease tu? And how many of us yang tak malu nak buat HIV test? Dengar HIV aje dah tersipu2.

Okay...sometimes we can't be too careful. In UK, kalaulah sexual partner you ter kasi virus HIV nya kat you, maka you boleh mendakwa dia melakukan GBH kat you. (grievious bodily harm) But I know orang kat Malaya nun..nak-nak gadis2 terganggu mental di Felda yang telah didermakan virus oleh puak2 penghisap dadah ataupun jantan jelmaan syaitan.

First I want this Makcik and Pakcik Wok to know that, warga opis kita tak akan nya terkena jangkitan HIV kalau setakat pembawa virus itu terbersin depan you. You nak bercium mulut pun boleh gak dgn pembawa virus tu. You atau sipembawa virus tu terluka dek papercut sebab kena taruk A4 paper dalam mesin potostat tu pun takkannya membawa padah. So, perlukah risk assessment untuk kamu-kamu wahai pakcik/makcik Wok? Tak payah. Unless you memang nak buat sexual intercourse tanpa protection dgn pembawa virus tu or meminta dia menderma darahnya kat you, then you may be at risk. Orang yang patut diprotect adalah sipembawa virus ittew..so tak payahlah nak kalut satu opis ya.

That surprise me though..makcik/pakcik Wok adalah educated. Ke mengaku educated? You can google tak pun pergilah mintak leaflet2 free kat spital/klinik swasta, gomen etc.

Next, let's talk about professionalism. Orang-orang yang mengaku professional dlam kerjaya mereka adalah orang-orang yang selalunya tidak. Bila kita kerja dalam HR, kita dalah access tu information gaji orang tu berapa, butir2 peribadi nya...like kalau nama dia sebenarnya Mat Haron tapi mengaku Aaron, maka orang HR lah yang tahu. Kalau secretary boss kita tu sebenarnya bini ke 4 boss kita pun, kalau kita kerja HR, info2 macam ni, adalah diluar dan dalam tangan kita. So, di mana tanggungjawab kita sebagai penyimpan maklumat opis ni sebenarnya? Adakah kita gunakan nya untuk membeli persahabatan dgn laki orang? Adakah kita terlampau unfofuler sangat dalam opis tu maka info2 itu adalah berguna untuk kita menjadi pencetus gossip? Babi sangat lah kan perbuatan kita tu?

Pun si pendengar gossip ataupun cerita2 sensasi opis ini....apa perlunya kita dgn info2 tu? Bukankah kita patut menegur si Makcik Wok ni dgn teguran...err, dimana letaknya confidentiality policy you? Tak ke you rasa yang kalau si Makcik Wok bff you tu boleh cerita hal sensasi orang lain kat you, maka suatu besok meja pun terbalik maka cerita sensasi you pulak akan menjadi bahan cerita dia dan bff baru nya?!

Okay, thirdly....appropriateness of friendship. I have a very close friendship with males yang sekarang of course dah jadi laki and bapak orang. Then as orang perempuan...memang kita kena draw a line sikit. Orang tu ada bini...so as much as we want to be 'so close' there is a boundary. Nak nak kita hidup dalam society yang orang tumpang kencing dlm rumah pun boleh kena fitnah. I remember my parents ada jugak bff dgn pakcik makcik ni. With the pakcik always be our saviour (tukang hantar sekolah tak pun tukang angkat tong gas) bila Appa takde, and Appa will be saviour at theirs..but idok lah pulak makcik tu bergossip sakan dgn Appa I dibelakang laki nya, considering my Appa and her have been friends masa bujang2.

Anyhow...tu aje lah cerita nya. One despicable makcik Wok.

So macam nilah...kalaulah you ada mengidap HIV positif dan telah mendisclosed kan hal you pada orang HR you, and tetiba pulak rasa orang opis you macam takut2 aje nak salam tangan you...maka, if you want a good lawyer to saman Makcik Wok pembawa mulut tu, silalah contact I ye. Lawyer I si Desert Rose tu bila2 masa je sudi nak amik case you!

To that Makcik Wok, berhentilah sebarkan aib orang...nanti aib you takdelah pulak orang nak jaga kann? Kadang2 tembelang kita dah pecah tanpa kita sedari...like kita secara senyap2 masuk website toot toot dan membeli tah hapa2 barang dari laman web toot toot tu. Wahh..kenapa nak menyorok? Apa yang rahsia sangat tu? Kita ingat orang tak tau, tapi orang tahu just malas aje nak memalukan kita. Isk...ni aib siapalah pulak ni kan?

Selamat berbuka puasa uolsss....

Tuesday, August 07, 2012

Update

Here we go again...just in case you haven't read my post about this snobbish-intelligent ex friend of mine, go scrolling down to the post. You will get some idea of what she is like. Then imagine her muka penuh acne and badan berbau. Here I am thinking aku lah pompuan paling tak menarik dalam Malaya tu, but hey, at least I smells of roses okay....

People have this thing about mengukur nilai persahabatan you through FB. Hmm...I once removed this pompuan, pastu dia tegur lah, why sampai nak remove dia dari FB. Ek elehhh...kalau dah dia pun kita rasa menyampah nak pikir, perlukah nak tahu apa benda that she/he is up to on daily basis? Kalau cerita bagi makan anak yatim or pergi tolong Makcik/Pakcik disabled mana-mana, ada gak manfaat kita nak baca kan? Ni kalau dah cerita yang berunsur nak menunjuk-nunjuk, I baca Mangga Online lagi baik. Jealous kah? Naahh....but if you want to think it then it is up to tuan punya pala hotak lah kann?

So selepas this BB (badan berbau) menyakitkan hati I dengan statement dia yang luarbiasa jobo nya tu, maka terdetik gak hati nak remove dia. Ish..terdetik tu tipu lah kannn, memang nak sesangat remove dia. But I ni dok imejin, dia akan menjadikan I bahan gelak ketawa I dalam wall nya bersama kengkawan intelligent nya. Begitu jauh perjalanan pala hotak I yang takde hasil  ni.

Si melayu BB ni tah hapa penyakit nya suka benar ngutuk orang melayu jua. Nak kata dia tu pan asian, idok lah...but I am incline to believe maybe dia ni pan asian cap Melayu campur India lah kot. Either way, whichever breed she is, she is still a product of an absolute crap.

I am in a place where signal is as good as air mata kucing, literally.Kalau time ada, dia ada dgn banyak nya. Kalau takde, dia takde langsung. Wifi memang takdelah so alasan untuk tidak men submit kerja adalah kukuh sangat. Tapi tak cemana tadi, blackberry I ber beep2 maka terbacalah I statement berlagak dia yang ditujukan untuk jantan2 melayu.

Katanya, dia takleh berjalan secara aman sentosa dalam KL tu sebab kena harass dek jantan2 melayu yang dilabelkan nya sebagai 'sex starved'. Malah katanya, statement itu disokong oleh cikgu bahasa asing nya.

I think in her case, possible that jantan2 yang mengharass nya tu adalah set2 klapaq. Ye lah...in my own deragatory term for her, kalau dah ropa ittew pun jantan masih bernapsu, memang lapar **ki lah sangat kan, Kiah?

Please lah...how is 'hello cik adik, phewwwittt phewwittt' harassment? How? We are talking at least 5 metres away the least. I wonder if she have to walk pass army camp or asrama budak jantan Jalan Rahang Sekolah Agama kat bawah sekolah kau tu kan, Kiah? Sure statement bongkak dia gilababi punya bongkak. Like Army with hideous mentality or maybe, the hopeful pious lad that brought disrepute to the Sekolah Agama community.

Fuckface bitch!

Sekian. BTW, I tak puasa and I took full responsibility of the misrepresentation of a Mak Aji.