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Thursday, June 17, 2010

Assignment : No Rujukan DD...Lagi...

Scene : Dalam sebuah rumah yang menghadap Richmond Park (idok la grand view pun...tapi boleh le nampak taman hijau nya tu)

Pelakon : Makji Esah
Pelakon tambahan : Samsung H1 (yang bakal dihumban dalam tong tak lama lagi) & Suara sumbang orang dalam telepon

Trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (ringin tone la konon nya ni)
Suara penerima panggilan : HELLO STRANGER....(dengan mega confident nya)

Makji Esah : It's me...am I a stranger? I thought your mom said don't take calls from strangers

Suara penerima panggilan : Ohh you're joker. Mana you hilang...I miss you, you know..

(Script dalam hati Makji Esah...apasal sora kau macam takde apa-apa aje? Ni pehal lak tetiba miss I pulak kan? Macam la aku selalu tepon dia)

Makji Esah : Really? So you should, because I have been talking about you (I tried to sound friendly, but I think, my tone is more like over-sarcastic)

Suara penerima panggilan : Ohhh...I have been busy with school. Brok brek PHD...brok brek PHD...brokkk brekkkk......(for at least 7 minutes la aku mendengar predicament PHDnya)

(Script dalam hati Makji Esah....kau rasa aku minat ke nak tahu hal kau?????)

Makji Esah : (Buat2 polite) Sorry to hear that..I heard doing that is not easy...well, I suppose you all should know what you getting yourselves into....

Suara penerima panggilan : Brok brekkk lagi pasal PHD yang I tak hingat apa butir nya...

Makji Esah : I call to ask you about something actually..do you have 10 minutes? I know that you're busy...

Suara penerima panggilan : Ohh I always have time for you my dear...you want to talk about it over coffee?

Makji Esah : No..not really..that's why I'm calling you know. I'm too busy lah nowadays..takde time nak have leisure coffee pun (ciss...why lah I made this conversation)

Suara penerima panggilan : Oh poor you...you sounded like you needed a hug

Makji Esah : Well, I think I can manage that D.I.Y.

Suara penerima panggilan : Gelakkkk..macam lah aku buat kelakauuuuuu sangat

Makji Esah : I spoke to Zila couple of days ago. What is with you calling me a cockteaser?

Suara penerima panggilan : What?

Makji Esah : Well you heard. Cockteaser. Apparently, we were going out..and I'm leading you on. When was this? You know, I tau lah I not that time super organised, but I think a woman usually aware if they are seeing someone exclusively....

Suara penerima panggilan : I think she got it all wrong...

Makji Esah : So, why don't you tell me what is right then?

Suara penerima panggilan : Alaa..small matter la...she must have misunderstand me...well, I'll speak to her. Not to worry.

Makji Esah : That is not what I ask...I ask you to tell me what is right. If Zila got it wrong, what is it that she got it wrong. If you talked about me, don't you think its right to at least let me know what it is?

Suara penerima panggilan : I don't do gossip..I don't talk about you or other people for that matter

Makji Esah : Can you just answer what I asked...you said Zila got it wrong. Fine she got it wrong. Apa benda nya yang dia salah dengar?

Suara penerima panggilan : Makji Esah, I tak nak gaduh dengan you...

Makji Esah : You know, it is very wearing talking round and round the bush. Since you tak nak bagi tahu, let me tell you what I think happened.

Suara penerima panggilan : Do you think this is all necessary?

Makji Esah : For me, yes. Zila's my friend..and you know, she is far too intelligent to 'got it wrong' I think the one that got it wrong is you. If you think by agreeing to go out with you, listening to your never ending sob stories..pacifying you when you're upset and all that things that friends should do to another friends in need is the act of leading you on...then you got it really wrong.

Suara penerima panggilan : But I like going out with you.....I think we're connected. If I got all that wrong, then I'm sorry. But you should have said no

Makji Esah : No? No to what?

Suara penerima panggilan: Well, if you're not interested, then you should have told me from the beginning

Makji Esah : Where have all this come from? What made you think that I'm interested? Because I agree to go out for a coffee with you, when you basically 'ambushed' me at work?

Suara penerima panggilan : Well, my bad then. It's okay. Plenty of fish in the sea

Makji Esah : True. It's plenty..go on looking for the one that will reciprocate. And if they don't, don't call them a cockteaser.

Suara penerima panggilan : I don't mean it in a bad way

Makji Esah : Whatever lah...don't twist thing that can't be twisted. You called me that because in your head, I was leading you on. You came to me remember? And you got fat cheek to say that Zila got it wrong? (penggunaan perkataan FAT adalah tidak sengaja tau..Kiah)

Suara penerima panggilan : So you're angry...okay. I'm sorry. Can we start again?

Makji Esah : No. I don't intend to tease your cock anymore. I'm very annoyed. The fact that you nak salahkan Zila, made me even annoyed. You can F*** off for all I care.

Suara penerima panggilan : Ohh language... (tetiba lak nak jadik morale police kann?)

Makji Esah : Well..I think that is justified. You called me a cockteaser..and I now want you to F*** off. I got nothing more to say. I'm hanging up now...do you have thing to say?

Debab Durjana letak teleponnnnn you allll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tapi aku pueh hati Kiah....aku telah menggunakan bahasa perancis ittew kat dia.

Sekian.
Pop Kuiz : You all rasa, apakah yang telah terjadi pada dia after the phone call? Adakah dia akan terjun bukit? Borong semua ceklat kat ASDA and makan sepuasnya or mengambil dadah class A?

22 comments:

Budak Lurpak said...

mak aji!! u adalah terbaek!! i suke!! kasik meroyan itu org.. ada hati dia nak pusing2, nak belit2, ciss!!!

Anonymous said...

eeei kejinya perangai si penerima panggilan tu, way to go mak esah !! me like it ;D

AyunasiA said...

bravo! bravo! ni baru betul makji esah hehehe
*tak pandai teka

adibah said...

makji, i rasa.. seperti dalam Drama Minggu Ini, DD akan menelepon atau meng'sms' semula.. :D

Wa'ah said...

way to go!

Anonymous said...

Lepas letak telepon, DD pikir apo caro eh dio nk kono kn Makji ni. Cari minyak pengasih laa.. br Makji tu gila bayang lak balik kek dio. Tp itu kalau org kek kg sey laa.. Klu DD di kota London sinun lain lh caro dio agak eh.. - Lobai -

nbns said...

Makji,

Tepuk tangan utk makji!!!!!!!!

-nbns-

zas said...

you have courage. i am not sure if i could confront people they way u did! (timid me)..

famil said...

Nak click 'like' tapi takde!

i am Naa... said...

ello...Naa here..nice reading ur blog...selalu baca nie...entry kali ni x leh nak tahan diri dari nak komen.....
Terbaekkkkk...hambik ko!!! sesedap hati ckp org cockteaser...ckpla awak tu pala penuh air....kan senang!..padan muka itu org 100x...heheheehhe

pulut coco said...

Makji,

ur spontaneity rockss!!!

ni kali kedua i tergelak dgn penggunaan bahasa u yg mmg vass n stret to d point.Yg pertama pasal dato2 berlagak kaya yg blanje makan kat msian hall tuh...

Manal said...

Sah durjana once he said this:

Suara penerima panggilan: Well, if you're not interested, then you should have told me from the beginning

Well done makji.

aking said...

seperti biasa mak mmg suka DRAMA!! Arghhhhhhhh sokerr**sambil libas rambut dan baiki frienge!

SYABAS BETTE!!!!

Anonymous said...

well done!!! Will do d same if it happen to me...

Anonymous said...

i rasa lpas ni DD 'ambush' ofis u n invite u 4 a coffee.. juz like nothin happen.. Itu la lelaki, tak serik2

Maklongnya Bedah said...

saya, dengan sesungguh hatinya berharap jantan telor kepam ittew akan membunuh dirinya.

sekian.

cik said...

hahahaha. padan ngan muka. buat phd tp bodoh.belit diri sendiri. dia yang perah santan, lagi nak kata orang.

kalau i kan, i tambah hak hak tuii masa cakap dgn dia..biar dia rasa jijik sikit hahahaha

syabas!

mokjadeandell said...

I really admire you mak aji.Saying things to the point without losing your cool is the way to go.Ada orang,sikit cakap,pung pang pung pang yang lebih.
Salute you.

Hjh Esah Jolie said...

hahaha...thank you kengkawan......

NenekPenne said...

umpama mcm kalau i tegur u kat FB, idoklah bermakna i nak mengurat u...

eh eh..susahkan mcm tu kalau orang salah tafsir...

JH said...

Oh Makji Esah...! I baca pun puas hati!!! Inikan pula u yang dapat cakap peranchis with the fat cheek.. hahahaha! KUDOS!! Tabiiiiik...!

Saracens said...

My gut feeling is she'll be getting sectioned 2. For those who dont know, it means you are detained, under the Mental Health Act of the United Kingdom, for treatment utk selama 28 hari....Ya ampoonnn!!!...Welcome to our Mental Asylum!