Saya Pun Pandai Buat Rojak Jugak...Bukan Kiah aje....

Pemandu di Malaya ni sangat obsess dengan honk. Tak tau la pesal. Kalau orang nak keluar dari tempat parking kena honk, macam lah perbuatannya itu satu dosa kan?

Orang nak adjust gear and bergerak slow bila lampu hijau menyala pun kena honk. Wahhh...does few seconds make any difference?

I now think that as a driver, I am not allowed to make any pittance mistake but unfortunately, this can't be helped as I am new to the road here.

I have twice witnessed accidents with one involving seeing a black bag on the road. Why on earth do the JPJ allow the cyclist on the motorway? HGVs are all equipped with numbers to call if you think they're being driven dangerously but seriously, katalah if I call them now and quote so and so plat number of lorry bawak macam haram jadah, what will be next? My call will likely be answered by tekan butang satu untuk bahasa jawa etc etc...

In the recent years, I now believe that Malaysian drivers loves spending money in the kedai ketuk, hospital bills and funeral expenses. The ultimate achievement would be the kereta succumb to total loss and the driver have their nyawa spared. Its okay to wait months but lepas tu dapat kereta baru. Because of that, life after total loss crash, the driver automatically have rights to brag about near death experience nya. Macam pundek!

In KL now it seems like semua orang ada kereta. My rented car was once blocked by this Myvi that belongs to one orang gaji assigned to fetch one little amoi. Waaaa....orang gaji also got car meh? I asked my friend who has to send and fetch her kids daily to school, kenapa budak tu tak naik bas? Ohhh, dia tak suka. Wahhh....since when kids got to rule the household management? One say..bahaya...nanti budak kena colek. Laaa, have we heard a stand off of school bus taken hostage by some perampok? The bus pick up depan sekolah and hantar depan rumah, just ask the drebar to make sure budak tu masuk rumah and then set off. Kurang la risk nak kena colek kan?

Ohh ye lah..nowadays Malaysia ramai yang dah kaya gila-gila. Pusat mempromosikan kekayaan makpak dan anak2 itu pun dah melambak dalam pesbuk. Its a trend now, your amma bought you a beg sekolah jenama elbi, and the anak must acknowledge it in pesbuk...dgn ucapan, tengkiu mummy for the elbi bag..you are the best mum in the world. That got you thinking, ehhh...must do that kah? Kalau anak melawan cakap makpak, masuk tak pesbuk? Ye lah, anak nak pi concert jastinbibah and mak tak kasi lantas keluarlah statement, I hate you mummy...how uncool is this?

The only choice my appa allow me to make when I was in primary school was to decide if I want to travel on the same transport as my big bro, that was because he knows my brother would bully me into carrying his bag so that he can play with his friends while aku menjadi penunggu bag nya. Apart from that, everything is being decided for me. Once in a blue moon Appa will send me to school in his car, but that was hardly.

My niece and nephews nowadays can tell their parents what they want to eat, where they want to go for holiday and what sort of bajus parents should buy for them. I would have thought with our upbringing, my sister should have known better not to allow kids to overrule parents. Ishh...good jobs I takde anak and my niece and nephews don't have me as their mother. Mampos budak2 tu ku rotan!

Go back to overpupulations of cars....because I live outside Malaysia full time, I like to think that the road ruling in UK are far far far better than Malaya. Making rules and enforcing it is one thing, policing it is another. There is no such thing as kepimpinan melalui teladan in here. The PM want us to do this and this and this...tapi dia nya?

So if the curent government macam tah hapa2' should we switch allegiance to the pembangkang? I told My friend, let's just all vote for PAS and DAP. Not the Nuar Berahim. I still wonder why and what is so appealing for his pengikut to ikut him. He was a disgruntled UMMO member. He preaches about against nepotism and cronism, and everything bad about UMNO. I have nothing against his sexual preference or how many kids he fathered or how many time he sondols, but what do you actually want to achieve lah Bang Nuar? Bang Nuar is already rich...kena pecat from gomen and masuk jel banyak tahun pun, he can still erect his new large bungalow atas bukit tu. Nik Aziz apa ke boleh duduk dalam surau...orang nak tuduh songlap duit pun segan wehhh.

Then this mamak yang dok berapi api mintak balik tanah mesjid org melayu yang konon nya da kena juai. Wehhhh....mesjid yang ada pun tak penuh kannm? So what if the tanah mesjid was sold, dapat tanah lain kan? Kalau nak sembahyang, mana2 pun bley sembahyang. Dah dah lah menjerit pasal tanah.

Is there a proposition for the ministers to start living like their voters? Ye lah...after all, ministers are government servants. Being a minister is a hard work in the office itself kan, so yang nak oi part time kerja bela lembu kambing buat apa?

Okaylah....akhir kata, adik yang bawak keta proton savvy kat Giant Shah Alam tadi yang rasa macam bawak Ferrari, boleh tak sedar diri tu sikit...awak tu dah la kecik, tin milo kalau kena himpit dengan keta Alphard tu boleh leper tau. Harapkan enjin je macam bunyi kapalterbang MAS, takdelah laju pun...nampak bodoh nak mampus lagi ada dalam car park pun nak racing.

Sekian.