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Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Ampuan Tuanku, Beribu-Ribu Ampun.....

Forgive me my friend, had I offended you and your family in my earlier post, nevertheless I will keep on writing when and what I see fit. Ampun Tuankuu....(read: PODAHHH!!!)

But I must say, amidst your busy schedule (bukankah kita yang bersedagho dokek-dokek ni,akan sibuk membaca Quran yassin bagai bilo atuk mo uwan kito mati)you rather have time to read,gossips and facts to enrich your worldly knowledge.Tabik Tuanku.

Let's just put your mind at rest. Yes, I am very sorry for your loss and No, this is not a good time dish out dirts.But let's just established the motive here. I am only a writer, Dear Tunku. I don't write books because my grammar tunggang langgang and my day job does not permit me any free time even to poop.Let alone to brush my writing skills.I only have a blog, that I specifically sets up to unload my container.By container I mean, my shite-of-a-thoughts, Sir, those that I collected and amassed from my work as a Social Worker.Unlike you and your family, I don't inherit wealth.Although my father last post in the Army was the high rank that automatically made him a Dato', we the children remain tak cukup makan and we can only dream to celebrate NY at Las Vegas.Plus my father will always remind us on how poor he was back in Kuale Kangsor and that he had to walk miles and miles to school with just a pair of shoes.With that every inch of details of his hardship enough to put a child off, of asking money.

I understand that you're grieving, now that you Ruler grandpapa or whoever he is to you died, more so now that Tunku Muhriz is sitting on the throne instead of your Uncle Bill or Pete, for that matter.However, bereavement is no longer an excuse to bad language, especially in my small time comment box, Sir.For that, Raja or tak Raja, I serve the right to tell you off.Cilako!!!!

For being insensitive to you and your family feelings in this deeply terrible time, I am sorry.For quoting that Tuanku Jaafar is 'anak koling'...hmmm, I would rather you take that up with my Uwan, who passed away 22 years ago.She is now resting is Gombak and I am sure if you type the post code in your Sat Nav, you will find that cemetary.That poor Nurin Jazlin was buried at the same place.However, you might want to know that although people in Tanah Malaya like to call this lot 'Serani', they are indeed descended from Anglo Indian. Indian is always Indian by race by we the United State Of Nine (yakni, Negeri Sembilan) casually address them as 'Koling'.Is that racist? If is, how is it racist? Deragatory term yes, racist No. Racist is something like...'You fucking Black Bastard...'. Come on...having gone to the school like Alice Smith and all those UK boarding school, can you not specify what is racist what is not?

I detest people who come to other people blogs and started using inappropriate language.While I think we all should be more open minded to such comments, ye lah kan..tak kan lah saya ni sorang aje yang betul...there's a way to express opinion.Threatening is not one of them.We can say whatever we want within reasons. Unlike your relative, Jaime who caused altercation at Shangrila's Night Club...hah!! Padan muko kena tumbuk.Pocah hidung.Guess what, the Mummy Tunku Dara yang dah tak dara tu..(anak dah hompek..apo Dagho eh tu) sending threats pulak, requesting millions.Ceh, buek malu yo...

Okaylah..I shall leave you alone now.But please, if you are offended with what I published, may you not use inappropriate language in here nor should you insult my family.That is so not on.That is why, I did not published your stupid comment.

I too, refused to take things lying down, Dear Tunku. Watch this space.I will write more and more about you and your family.It is fun.

Again...I like to sing the TKC's favourite song again...'Berkatlah Yang Dipertuan Besar, di Negeri Sembilannnnnnn'.

Cak pong..cak pong!!!

10 comments:

Manal said...

Makes me wonder whether they know how to kecek kolopelah/nogori these royalties....


Yeah saya look forward to more hot gossips....and more nogori please pasal weols dok paling hampir dgn n9 kaedahnya (bangi kan!!!)

Anonymous said...

Hjh Esah,

Good response. You know what I think of all these royalties and their kerabat? Blood suckers. Guess who sold us out to the brits? These remaining rajas! How do you think they managed to stay on the thrones? By sucking up to the brits (ini cerita silam ni). Anyway, podah is right!

Iron Butterfly said...

heheheh i tau i tau.. u mesti related to them kan?? ho ho ho..

Tijah Lawa said...

mak aji!!! cito la laieee!! makin best lak dah hahhh...

Hajah Esah punya secret admirer said...

Anyway, cucu-cucu Tuanku Jeff ni semua rajin surf blog and web forum. Ingat tak kecoh yang Tuanku Jeff nak saman Malaysia Today pasal article "His royal greediness". Raja Petra balas balik kata kalau nak saman then saman lah. Buat lah police report then nanti court akan cungkil semua rasuah yang melibatkan mereka untuk tentukan benar or tidak apa yang ditulis itu fitnah. Tapi bila Raja Petra cabar suruh saman, tak ada pulak nak disamannya.

Somehow, ini lah antara keberanian penulis buku ke blog ke apa yang sepatutnya. Jangan jadi macam sekor UMNO totok ni buat blog entry pasal affair Feriz Omar (Prowaris) dengan pembaca berita TV3. Siap Feriz masuk baca dan ugut nak saman. Terus kecut telo dia delete blog entry tu dan buat topic dalam MyKMU tanya kat forummers apa nasib dia kalau betul Feriz Omar nak saman dia. Hahahaha... bimbo punya orang UMNO. Baru dalam cyber dah pengecut, macam mana kononnya nak membela Melayu?

captlukman said...

even den ni tak lah paham mano baso kolopilah, tapi boss den dulu budak somban, melawak dlm nogori jo**aiyoh betul ke ni?** Ni kes semonjak duo monjak dgn mat rembau pengkalan air dinogori sojuk kak esah kah? he he he he

Anonymous said...

yo ko rajo dulu anak koling eh? abih tu apo lak abang den panggil rajo dulu "grago"?? ekau tahu tak makno eh?

Anonymous said...

ado oghang kutuk ekau?? cesss sapo oghang tu? sini den koyak2 an mulut eh...kalau dah keturunan koling tu koling jugak lah, apo nak dikato laie kan..hehehe..

anyway esah, meh la story mory lagi kisah2 'fairy tale' kerabat n9 tu ye...

take care and happy new year from nz..

yatie

Dina said...

makji...u r making me wonder...who the hell yg carut kat u ni ? Suspen lah raso eh. Tp I salute u lah makji...u tulih yg benar cuma diorg tu yg tak nak terima kenyataan.

Anonymous said...

hi mak aji, kau takyah la publish comment den, den nak update kau yo, den baru balik from glasgow, balik2 yo omak den update beceghito pasal N9 royalty ni, lopeh tu quotela blog kau kan , den pun kechapuih la baco blog kau...haha.. osah sakit poghut den baco post kau yang ni. Yang terbaru kau tau tak mak aji, tunku najihah tu nak nak kuar daghi stano somban tu, dio koba sumo baghang dalam stano tu dio yang punyo , so tunku mukhriz tu kono duduk kek umah SS N9 ( state secretary ). osahla okap eh. pueh la kerajaan N9 renovate umah SS tu. lopeh tu tunku najihah tu tak nak boghi balik tanjak tunku yang ado crest tu kek tunku mukhriz, kono la state buek yang baghu. osah bonci amek den kek kurit2 tunku jakpar tu. padan muko, lopeh ni tak do la muko tunku dagho tu monyomak kek tatler, kalau tak tu muko dio yo , hampeh manusio...hehe