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Haiiii uolsss....

Abaikan tajuk diatas. I sebenarnya nak tunjuk kat kawan I yang I support hobinya menengok cerita-cerita yang cenggitu. Cerita terbaru edisi maghrib TVtiga tu I tak tertengok pun, dek takde nya urgency nak cehck out siapa jantan or pompuan yang boleh ber prospect menjadi apple candy I. 

Bila I jarang update makanya itu bermakna I ada di Malaya yang...hadoiii la hangat nya semenjak dua menjak ni. I dah berjanji pada diri I yang I takmau komplen panass panasss, sebab I kat Hinglen pun keroje nya tak puas ngomplen jua...so untuk tidak mengiyakan fakta yang I ni kuat komplen, maka yeahh I akan diamkan saja sambil berpeluh-peluh. 

Oh ya bercakap pasal fakta...ada lah kawan saya yang sesungguhnya beraspirasi nak jadi trolley dolley tu kata keroje TD ni hanyalah penuh glamour semata-mata. Ye lah sesokmo nampak chantek. Cuci jamban pun kenalah nampak cantikkann? Senyummm ja tau bila kena sanitise lavatory yang berbau puaka tu. 

Uols tau kan...jamban dalam flight tu bukannya macam jamban kat office you. Well, unless you are in the queue. You can pinpoint to the offender of kencing haring or berak bau lahanat straightaway. But kalo you need to go and went it and tetiba disajikan dgn bau haramjad tu, what can you do? Lari sebatu? 

If you are like me, because I need to go, I will get it to the standard yang bearable to my level of hygienic expectation. I kenot go kat toilet bau haram or ada apa-apa yang mematahkan semangat nak memakai toilet ni. So I suffer in silence gitu..dan beruntung betul orang lepas I.

But if you are the Diva AA type yang termasuk lavatory berbau, step out and decide to just jeritkan cabin crew yang tengah lalu kat area tu and make your demand for the lavatory to be cleaned for you. I don't know about other crew but I pernah lah kena. Passenger Siew Mooi ni. Dengan jari telunjuk aja dia buat demand.And of course la, at 30,000 feet above sea level stucked in a confine space, you boleh cakap apa? Takkan u nak cakap, oii Nyonya, pi la cuci senirikk!

No. That's the dirty job for you. Maka dengan mekap dan rambut se neat-neat alam, you kena cuci jamban itu. Senyum dalam tangisan sangat ya. 

But I do understand where the glamorous perception came from. The air that came with it. You can see us from afar...dalam van transport....u can see us tolak bag dalam barisan...

But you can never see us bersidai pakai unipom seperti yang di war war kan dalam drama melayu itu. No. We cannot be seen hanging out with the Capt clinging to his arm...depan arrival or departure hall.  Tu semua tipoooo. 

Okay...betul. I don't look up to it. Sebab I ni sangat pemalu dan tak pernah rasa diri ni bak aruah Angeline Premila. On top of tak shantekk, I have serious social issue. 

I do not deal well with having the company of strangers. Then and now. Now dah okay sikit kot but still I know I have problems. I still rasa macam nak pecah kepala when strangers are unexpectedly thrust upon me. Sebagai introvert tegar, having to socialise really screws me up. I am the type that need to make necessary mental and emotional preparations. Orang ajak I pi party or keluar, I will ask, siapa lagi ikut/ada? If I cannot cope,I will just withdraw my participation. 

Pernah I dibawa ke art gallery saja janji awalnya....pastu ada pulak sessi mingle memingle....astaga. And to make things worst, your company dah ghaib memingle dengan seantero partygoers yang dia kenal maka tinggal lah I terkapar-kapar kelemasan.

Kesudahannya? Bila balik..dalam kereta I dah naik hangin....and the next day was spent recovering my balance. Really..that happens to me ya...

People assume that doing the work I do, I ni boleh fit in mana-mana. NO. I maybe good at solving and knowing problem and how to work around it, but my personality dengan kebolehan diri adalah entiti berbeza ya...

You can read me differently...and have this imagination yang I ni easy going. Hakikatnya...agaknya selepas secawan kopi, you akan kata, ohh patut lah dia kerja camtu, dia pun camtu. Amekkk kau.

Baru-baru ni I jatuh sakit..dan dalam sakit-sakit tu I dah bertekad untuk make more time for friends and family. Weihhh macam-macam betul aspirasi social bunny I.

And I agreed for my personal mobile number to be passed among friends. Two days lepas tu I rasa nak tukar nombor. No, I don't know how to bual kosong.I find it hard to re tell stories, where have I been...so so...

Apart from making new friends, I also managed to have lose some along the way. To those who slipped, I have reasons...bukan lah I nak justify tapi tataulah...sometimes only you know why you can't soldier on. To those yang suddenly muted...I guess, apalah nak diherankan, kalau I boleh tetiba jadi mute kat orang, orang pun boleh tetiba mute dengan I, kan?

Semoga kita semua mendapat kebahagiaan.