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Saturday, September 07, 2013

Update

Hey uolsss...

Rindu tak kat I? Wahhh..siapalah diri ini kannnn? But nevermind. The last weeks at work musti digunakan dgn sebaik dan sejujurnya.  Yes, I am now officially unemployed. Kerja tu tetap ada, orang bayar gaji aje lah yang tak ada. Tak apa, akan ada rezeki Allah tu. Hihihi.

The last couple of weeks juga, I got to meet 'interesting' people and discover some 'interesting' information. One of which senjata tajam untuk menakutkan Kiah.

Okaylah..that aside. I got picked up by Kiah today. Come rain or shine, Kiah always have time for me. Unlike my cold turkey. Yes, me and the other half dah menjadi ayam belanda sejuk. I pun tak tau nak cakap apa, dia pun tak tau nak cakap apa. Kesimpulannya, biarlah dia. Ayam Belanda sejuk ni....ye lah...looking at Christmas analogy kan...nak thaw tu makan masa. Jangan lah besok nak Xmas, hari ni kau baru keluar fridge ye. Nak masak pun lama. Ada cara memasak nya. After that...kalau tak habis, simpanlah leftover buat sandwich, sampai habis, sampai muak..silap2 ada yang kena buang terus.

Takpe. Mari kita cakap pasal benda lain. Kita cakap pasal....orang yang kita baca tentang dirinya dalam sokabar or kita tengok presentationnya dalam meeting lah..lecture rooms lah, press conference lah...

First impression..or shall I say, persona mereka yang you dok nampak tu or yang you dok baca tu..make us feel like..laaaa, tak interestingnya diri ni. Or, tak cukup pandai nya diri ini. Etc dan etc.

I pernah kena introduced to this young lady. Fuhwahhh....semua begitu kerja nya meround donia (err, bukan lah set yang dok jumpseat dalam flight hatta memandu flight sekalipun) Dia buat presentation sana, presentation sini, edit buku itu, published buku ini. Representing our country lagi. Who would not want to be them kan?

Because of the work I do and about to do in Malaya, kami di introduced kan. Dengar cara dia bercakap...fuhyohh. But I must say, sebab I ni kerja organisasi besar dan setakat working alongside director itu, councillor ini, Minister tu, Lord ni, I ni kurang heran sikit dgn orang yang kononnya ber pangkat besar dan mempunya kerjaya yang kononnya 'interesting'.

Work aside, we did spent some personal time. All she is, is this...badan berbau, muka dan rambut berminyak, dress sense....errr, errr...and cannot function as a 27 year old young woman socially. Ops, jahatnya I. Personal lah sangat kalau ngutuk benda peribadi orang tu but please lah, sebagai kononnya manusia interesting, haven't you heard of a deodorant? Kalau tak rajin mekap pun (I ni lagi malas mekap) you tak reti nak pakai facial cleanser ke? Have you not use a scented shampoo? Ko pakai lah baju Karen Millen pun kan...tapi kalau bau badan macam kambing, muka berminyak2 boleh tadah buat goreng plantain...fail gila okay?

Although she insisted that we speaks English whilst conversing (sebab katanya dia membesar di UK so cakap melayu adalah kurang, tapi bila tanya tahun berapa2, she apparently left UK when she was 10---macam dok UK 20 tahun dari kecik) I bantai jugak cakap melayu in between.

She hated the Malays with a passion..walaupun dia tu sehabisnya rhope melayu siap ber spot-spot lagi muka tapi katanya she is very much Europeans.

Ohh..I can point out what is unsavoury about her for damn whole posting ni...but, let's just say that...persona yang I dok jelalous-jealous kan itu and I suppose surely rakan sebaya nya akan jealous sebab ke interestingan dia, adalah....haram tak guna seduit pun uols.

Walaupun berhubungan dgn dia menjanjikan kaki sebelah I masuk organisasi besar yang satu ketika dulunya dinaungi oleh anak Cik Det, tapi bila mengenangkan I akan bekerja dgn orang separuh masak macam dia...maka, tak payah lah kan.

We always hear about how envious people of these so called interesting character yang kita dok tengok kat TV lah..macam Kimkedasyan and the adik beradik.

Interesting ke uols? Haramss.

Serupalah macam ketua jabatan kita tu...yang ber title macam2. Ada 2,3 PHD..macam belajar tu tak cukup2. Heran kita dek gilanya pandai tapi uols...personaliti 1:1 nya, apart from sijil yang dok bertampal-tampal and all those thesis yang dia tulis, mentality tetaplah serupa orang Hutan.

And how wrong were we about Serrapmuslim? I mean...muka baikkkkkkkk kannn?

And you, how undeserving it is for them orang hutan for us to think that they are no better. Mesti orang hutan ingat set-set cenggini lagi hutan kan?

Spend a day at psychiatric ward. You will see a lot of interesting and likable character.

Yes. Today, Kiah and I decided that we are so envious of this friend of ours. We are so envious that apart from dia tu kadang2 ber karekter yang boleh membuat you nak bakar diri sebab geram, we are still not able to stay angry with her. Kiah kata, orang macam tu rajin baca Quran.

If I ever want to be like anyone...I think I like to be like this friend of ours. Where...people cannot stay angry at me and kesian.

I welcome myself back :)


14 comments:

Mak Piah said...

Selamat pulang ke tanah air Makji.
Selamat berkhidmat ye.
Looking forward for your next update.
Bizi unpacking bukan satu alasan!

x x x
MakPiah

Makji Esah said...

Pandey kau menyitah eh...

Anonymous said...

ME you are interesting character what! I think we have to look closely for some truly interesting people.

Cik Kiah said...

Ko tak rasa aku ni interesting ke? Aku ni kan passionate dlm misi menyelamatkan hewan, recycle batang2 eskrem...etc. Kenapa budak berminyak dan paknya jugak hendak ko kagumi?? Napa Esah?!

DeLancrettLurpak said...

Selamat sun-bathing makji... Mun turun kuching, padah awal, mak buyung boleh bwk gi makan white ladyyyyy...

Anonymous said...

Welcome back!!!!! Mmg byk org perangai mcm nie... Perasan kekdahnya....mcm my bro g UK,sat sj, tu pun sbb teman binik sambung ngaji...lagak lbh dr......nyampah I...
~Jolie~

ummisara said...

selamat kembali (huihhh ayat skema) ke malaysia...

Anonymous said...

Ghope nyer ramai org kalau membesar di UK perasan jadi mat salleh celup kan.... walau berpuluh tahun dah balik ke bumi Malaysia tercinta kononnya masih belum boleh assimilate sepenuhnyer.... ptuiiii....

Anonymous said...

Ghope nyer ramai org kalau membesar di UK perasan jadi mat salleh celup kan.... walau berpuluh tahun dah balik ke bumi Malaysia tercinta kononnya masih belum boleh assimilate sepenuhnyer.... ptuiiii....

Makji Esah said...

Thank you. ..that's very kind ;)

Makji Esah said...

Siapa kata aku kagum? Aku cuma nak tunjuk kan kat ko betapa besar sample size gilo mereka tu anak beranak

Makji Esah said...

Auk mommy lovey dovey :)

Makji Esah said...

Really? ??

Makji Esah said...

Fenk kyu puan....:)